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I thought you really needed a wet Rick ///

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a shower is like washing your hands but like. hardcore

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this is so stupid

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I took a 6yo boy to his placement and as soon as I got him situated in the back he saw my SpongeBob driver’s license air freshener hanging on my rearview mirror. He asked if that’s really SpongeBob’s driver’s license and I said yeah it’s real. Then he asked where I got it if SpongeBob’s underwater so I told him I wore a helmet like Sandy and stole it from SpongeBob when he slept, and without missing a beat he goes “That’s identity fraud”

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Seiya taking hacks with a katana.

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We've reached the "on demand brownshirts" level of the gig economy.

We all knew this was coming, right?

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this ai generated origami tutorial is sending me

I don't know what's funnier, the complete nonsense folds or the fact that one step is just. pair of scissors. famously not used in origami.

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Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.

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Goodluck Pikachu

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My new favorite mtg card lolololol

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guy i saw on train today

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