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Bob: What are you writing?
Yelena: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have at the tower. I'm letting them know it's private information.
Bucky, looking over Yelena's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.
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5 Times Bucky wanted to tell Sam he loved him
+ 1 time he did
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when the story is just not working, but you keep writing anyway
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Bucky, trying to be a politician and realizing how inefficient it is at stopping bad guys quickly: Welp. I can't debate, diplomat, or deposition my way out of this one.
Bucky, loading his explosive disc launcher: Detonate it is.
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Yelena: You didn't cry when Bambi's mother died?
Walker: Yes, it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer.
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Bob: Fine, I admit it: I still can’t swim. I never took those lessons at the community pool.
Yelena: Bob, you promised!
Bob: They wanted to put me in the beginner’s class with the little kids! I can’t be swimming around with a bunch of five year olds! They can be so cruel when they sense weakness.
Alexei: That’s why on the first day you have to beat up the biggest one in the yard.
Yelena: Alexei, that’s prison.
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Yelena, watching Bucky mope around after a mission with Sam: did you and your boyfriend argue again?
Bucky: me and my husband don’t argue, he tells me to shut up and I do
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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.
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"sambucky divorce" oh please 🙄 bucky's sleeping on the couch for the week and sam is mocking him from the bedroom. they're still going to sam's for his nephew's birthday and they kiss good morning everyday before going to work. they're fine guys
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sambucky is so ‘happy wife, happy life’ .
everytime sam is mad, where is bucky?
somewhere miserable.
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Chim: Your brother might be an evil genius after all.
Maddie: You had fun with Buck's DnD campaign?
Chim: I thought he convinced Eddie to play because, well, they're dating and are incredibly codependent in everything they do, but I was so wrong.
Maddie: He's been working on that campaign for a while, I'm glad you had fun. Karen and Hen loved his last campaign.
Chim: Honestly, I'm obsessed with the game. He used gummies and animal crackers for every enemy, so we got to eat them every time we vanquished one.
Maddie: I'm guessing you're too full for dinner, then.
Chim: I am, specially when the last boss was a Boston cream donut he made from scratch that looked so good and tasted even better. We wanted to eat it so bad, it was all primal and feral, and I can't believe I wanna play again.
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