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Like music to my ears

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i cannot stop laughing at send no pee

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"Whisker fatigue." Suuuure. I'm on to your games cat.

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The history of corporate propaganda.

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they should invent patterned socks for ppl with calves

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I think one of the most damaging ideologies towards children is the conviction that having children isn’t a calling but a moral obligation.

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There’s a lot of fandom meta and analysis that is so predicated on people starting from their conclusion and working backwards, so you get these bizarrely sanctimonious posts that are all like “lmao do Just Friends look at each other like this???????” and “if [Plot Point] isn’t true, then how do you explain the look on this character’s face?” and these metas or gifs or whatever become Canonical Proof of the thing they were reverse engineered to conclude, so that eventually there’s entire subgroups of fandoms who’ll be like “don’t believe us?? lemme show you the receipts” and I feel like the clerk at the returns desk at Target who’s like “these are lovely receipts, really, you put a lot of thought into them and I can clearly see your inspiration and interpretation, but I can’t give you store credit, my dude, you drew the damn things yourself” 

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Sooo this happened on tiktok

And the comments are gold

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Boss's wife upon hearing I'm a medieval scholar: Isn't it crazy all the things medieval people thought would stop the plague?

Me: *Fighting all my devils & angels not to bring up that she drank horse antiparasitic last year.*

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my unpopular opinion is that i hate tiktok because now people just publicly watch loud ass videos in public spaces with no regard for anyone else. 100% it was not this bad with youtube, it’s such a different thing with tiktok. put on headphones. you are grown.

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here is my one bit of wisdom as a 32 year old with no interest in being a "fandom elder" or "community mom" or whatever -

if someone a little older in your friend group takes care of things and has good advice to offer and whatever, and you all sometimes joke abt them being the mom friend, that's fine and normal

if someone self declares themselves as the mom friend, and begins to act like that is a role with actual authority, Fucking Run

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i love when a cat meows at you and you're like "yeah tell me about it" and they're like "meaarow" and you're like "that's crazy man" and they go "rrraow" and you both continue in that manner for quite some time or until the cat decides to bite you

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my life is like an artsy european movie, sad yet nothing happens.