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GINGER ALE BE HITTING ALWAYS I COULD BE DYING OF EVERY POSSIBLE DISEASE AND BE BLEEDING OUT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND TAKE A SIP OF Canada Dry AND BE LIKE ….. DAMN THAT HITS
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me after 15 seconds of work: i just cant do this anymore
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@ anybody trying to give me verbal instructions
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buzzfeed: new season of unsolved coming out this friday :)
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my brain, interrupting my daydream: this is poorly researched and the narrative is not compelling
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I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly
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me .01 seconds after emphatically saying yes to plans

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reasons to love frank sinatra: regularly punched out bigots even tho he was a shrimp who only weighed 119lbs
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Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep
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