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getting fired from my position as the emperor’s food tester because I keep taking too large of bites
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yall gotta learn the difference between "this character is an asshole" and "this character was supposed to be super cool but the author is an asshole" and "this character is a teenage girl who was mean once"
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found a rock in the kitchen and as I was about to throw it in the trash I thought "wait this is cruel I should let it outside" as if it was a living thing
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I love when articles about toxic vintage toys have pics like this

Bert is a triple-toxic little bicth
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this might be the most poignant review of a doctor’s office i’ve ever seen and it makes my heart hurt
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Urban Life

Cigarette Butt Mimic Moth
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the funniest thing that’s happened to me recently is that someone seemingly tried to update my pronouns on the medical system but accidentally made it so that my actual name is now “They Them”

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next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador
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the horrors persist but my friends write beautiful fanfic
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