silly goofy hippie doing silly goofy things. adult. bard/poet/general artist based in the city of towers. ⚠️⚠️autistic + infectious⚠️⚠️
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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this tweet about how cclingy's fanon interpretations kinda swapped ...
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The problem with watermelon flavored candy is the flavor is too highly concentrated and its not wet enough and theres no fiber and its not part of a fruit
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yeah i would describe my transition as █t�. pretty much im trans U+FFFC OBJECT REPLACEMENT CHARACTER
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you dont even wanna know all the fucked up ways i can rend things. it doesnt stop at asunder
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sometimes you'll see a bird for the first time and when you look it up you learn that its name is the Common Dirt Bitch and its range is Everywhere and there are 400 million of them in your state alone
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wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating
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getting murdered but it's so traumatic i repress the memory and only actually die years later during hypnotherapy
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haven't done my work but i did draw myself not doing my work. and the specter. not sure how this helps
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hello mr. james i just wanted you to know that five years ago you talked about will wood and i thought to myself “oh that sounds good” and now all that time later i am taking my partner to his reunion tour. thanks :)
that's wonderful! i'm thrilled to have that connection to you, and i hope you and your partner have an amazing time (which i'm sure you will. wood.)
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abigol thorn😭im sooo drunk rn abigoil thormmnnmnnnn 🥸😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Morgana you know you can just text me
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Reminder that spring will always come back, music will never stop being created, and there are still so many books left to read! You’re alive! You’re alive! You’re alive!
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mcyt fans will see an unrelated post and be like “ohmygoodness...this reminds me of how shittyfartbaby69 and penisunavailable were during the minecraft electric chair execution scene🥺”
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I already 100%ed Cornhole. Used to speedrun it actually. We hit the human limit for Cornhole.
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imagine being an animal from a really old clade lmao like babe are you okay? youve barely even changed your body plan in the last 3 million years.
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I literally did not know that sag aftra is currently on strike against video game companies and has been for six months
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sick individual tendencies bro. mind if i attribute them to greater society
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Ok, ok, hypothetical. You and your party have sealed the great evil demonlord in an amulet.
You are a canny adventurer, and have heard many a tale of artifacts like these that end in tragedy, either from some corruptive force emanating from them or some dickhead finding where the thing was hidden and breaking the demonlord free.
You're going to be smarter than those chumps. What do you do to safeguard the amulet and keep the evil sealed for good?
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