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so i went to my new dentist today and he said to me "so i heard you bite?" and i said "i may nip" and he said "oh your going to be a feisty one. i like a challenge"

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"30 years old isn't old man" what privilege do you live in where your life expectancy is far past 30 years

This post blindsided me so bad I spent a full minute staring at it in shock

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runescape is the funniest game imaginable

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at the insane stage of character obsession where i start getting the urge to post pngs of them every five seconds like im showing ppl a picture of my stupid ass boyfriend that nobody likes but me

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I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage

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People do not see masculinity as being as fluid and complex and nuanced as femininity and it’s annoying as hell. Because of patriarchy’s stranglehold on masculinity and radfem theory’s stranglehold on queer spaces, people really think with their whole heart that only femininity is subversive or experimental, or frankly, queer, and that masculinity is only a power grab and nothing more. Embarrassing!

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regressing

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Truly, if you have a single complimentary thing to say about the Iranian regime, something that it takes wilfully and deliberately ignoring the Iranian people who have very courageously been speaking out against that regime and their oppression and brutalisation for over 40 years, calling yourself a human rights activist or a queer activist or a feminist is an absolute fucking joke. You should be fucking ashamed, actually.

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Me, meal prepping: wow so efficient so healthy so convenient so yummy :)

Me the second I have to eat meal-prepped food: well may be I don want that >:(

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love when a mother asks if they have ever done anything to hurt you. ma'am, you will literally never be ready to have this conversation

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ever since i was a small child i knew i wanted to have an unemployable skillset

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i saw this tweet yesterday and then today on the subway i saw a guy stumble on the subway and i laughed aloud at him by mistake while remembering it

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Hot take of the day I guess but Sabrina Carpenter is literally 26 years old. She's not a child star anymore. If she wants to have racy album covers and write songs about having sex with men she doesn't really like or respect, then that's her prerogative and people should shut the fuck up about it.

Nobody whines and cries and kicks up this much fuss when men show women in "compromising" positions or write songs about having sex with women they don't care about. They don't say anything at all. It's just another Thursday.

"It's not progressive"

"it's setting women back"

By doing what? Showing a woman in a sexual context? You can't have feminism or support the feminist movement without including female sexuality in that context. Picking and choosing which parts of feminism you're willing to stand up for and support is not feminism. It's moral policing, and there is absolutely no room for that behavior if you're actually fighting for equity.

Sabrina Carpenter is a woman who has sex with men, and she sings about it and makes album covers about it, and if you have a problem with that, I think you need to sit about and seriously consider why that is.

I see people arguing that it's subversive, and frankly I don't care whether it is or not. That's not the point. It shouldn't matter if it's subversive or not. I also see people saying that Sabrina Carpenter is the most heterosexual thing they've ever seen so they don't care, and again, yes you should! The branches of misogyny and homophobia grow from the exact same fucking roots. Feminist issues and queer issues can't be excluded from each other if they're to be fully understood.

Wishing all women and fems a very Horny On Main Is Fine And Good Even, and I for one look forward to dragging my aroace nonbinary brain through Sabrina's entire discography.

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im  a nice person but im about to start throwing rocks at people

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I support recreational and erotic testosterone use