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birds are like hey 👆 check out my noise

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A pair of hunting Excalibosaurus costini.

Doing their thing in a shallow coastal area having chased their prey there for easier pickings. I believe dolphins have been recorded doing this, so why not marine reptiles?

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incredible text I got from a coworker today

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a is the opposite of z and m is the opposite of n, so you may be tempted to assume that the opposite of the nth letter is the (26-n)th letter, but the pattern doesn't hold and there are actually more exceptions than examples. for example b is the opposite of d and x is the opposite of o. h, j, k, p, q, and r seem to have some kind of oppositeness relationships to each other except that r is obviously the opposite of l. further research is needed

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in wigan its as good as gravy

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i know we’re being hunted for sport right now by a giant supernatural bear we’ve angered but we have GOT to do something about the sodomy problem we have on this boat

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CHICKEN FARMER I STILL LOVE YOU is probably my favorite place in nampshire

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bad news for my fans

i will not be updating my latest digimon fanfiction because it included a dialog between faith (represented by one of the sexy women digimon) and reason (represented by agumon) which was interpreted by the holy see as an endorsment of the schismatic martin luther. i am now being extradited from the free imperial city of nuremberg to the vatican

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im getting astral plane war propaganda

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It is thursday morning. Visualize yourself as the marble, the chisel, and the untrained sculpter who just tried methamphetamine

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atoms are made of positive parts, negative parts, and neutral parts. the positive parts are attracted to the negative parts and repelled by each other, like magnets. but there's a second force that attracts positive and neutral parts to each other. to have an atom, you need the two forces that govern the parts of the atom to attain celestial harmony, which means you need enough neutral parts to make the positive parts stick together in the middle.

sometimes an atom is permissible but celestially disharmonious, usually because it's too big. there's also an occult diagram that determines which forms of atom are harmonious, but it's usually because it's too big. when this happens, the angels take offense and break it apart. this makes atoms that aren't celestially harmonious into smaller atoms that are, and is where balloon gas comes from: the form of balloon gas is particularly favored by God.

that's all well and good, as such things go. there are rocks that make balloon gas because God thinks their atoms are too big. that's fine. we can use it for balloons. but there's another type of celestial disharmony, caused by a secret third force that does this, where a neutral part of an atom can break into a positive part, a negative part, and a secret third thing called an "anti neutrino", and the atom gets bigger. you can't use this to make explosions, that's a third thing, but you can use it to light exit signs. you probably can't use it to turn base metals into gold either; that's a fourth thing, which is maybe the opposite of the third.

it's really hard to make gold because there's only one kind that isn't so celestially disharmonious that it curses you to death with beams. we wouldn't like gold if it cursed us to death with beams. it does curse us to death, of course, but the harmonious kind doesn't do it with beams.

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I present to you all very quick watercolour studies of kirk and spock!!:-)

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(after getting attacked by a one-episode creature) whatever that was, it's gone now...

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Venus (named after Venus, the Roman goddess of love identified with Aphrodite). The Greeks themselves called the planet "Aster Aphrodites" (Star of Aphrodite) Temple of Venus Talon Abraxas

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Visceral is EASILY top ten words that feel good as fuck to place precisely into your essay one glorious time