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young appalachian warrior cat named pawpawpaw

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nothing about the massive cultural impact of seinfeld prepares you for the first time you watch the show and find out that jerry seinfeld 1) can't act and 2) isn't funny

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3 Maccabees is a relatively unknown work of scripture. Most accept that its main purpose is to endorse a festival celebrated by Egyptian Jews, and it was likely read at this festival annually. A name, sadly, does not survive for this festival.

In a time when the bedrock is growing unstable, it has become necessary to revisit the story we tell ourselves about our past.

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Peepaw needs his porch time

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Norman Rockwell self-portrait but make it Twelve 🤍

This lovely idea is born from our Whouffaldi Homebrew discord server - in which discussions and creative emulsion are warming. I love you pookies 🤍✨

References bellow

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more fanart of famous isopods

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My Ladies on here are so smart and always having Wonderful talks with me in comment sections of our posts While my gays reblog their beefy smoking man fetish photography Gods in his heaven all is right with the world

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why are teen girls this hysterically funny for no reason

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really really mind boggling how since the whole tariff thing started you can hear in the news every day that america cannot function without cheap overseas labor and that the exact same labor would have to be abundantly compensated in the us of a and then we just breeze past that. like um guys. the evil implication is right behind me, isn't it

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heya. I wrote this exact fic 3 years ago :]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40349991

what if the mirror universe is the result of Bones saving Edith Keeler?

i mean, hear me out. In city on the edge of forever, Edith Keeler had to die because if she didn't world war two would have gone differently. What if that was what made humanity go dark in the mirror universe, and it resulted in the Empire existing instead of the Federation? Does it make sense?

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As we all know spiders are possessed of a certain native theism. I recently gifted the large garden spider who guards my lilac in the front yard with a copy of the collected works of Voltaire, which abruptly brought an end to her spiritual life. As a downstream consequence of this careless act of nonconsensual apostacymaking, the spider was no longer subject to the great, terrible, and numinous compulsion to weave any webs whatsoever. Now I am obliged day in and day out to capture flies, render them catatonic by means of a Frigidaire, and place the little bundles of carapace and insect ichor before her. I take to moral injury about as well as a hemophiliac does to papercuts.

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What if there were bear girls. What then.

aint that the survivalist fella what drank his own pee

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just got the mail they said the next big thing's gonna be blood pressure gap relationships

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Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

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What if whale falls happened with giants, too?

(an anticapitalist Jack and the Beanstalk retelling with a butch lesbian protagonist)