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falseficus · 8 hours
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actors love to make their characters subtextually gay not just because they’re a little gay themselves though that often is the case but rather because having a secret is like energy drink to acting, and being gay is the easiest most obvious secret. whenever you’re unsure of your character’s motivations consider: maybe they are gay? see where that takes you. should be pretty far
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falseficus · 8 hours
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falseficus · 19 hours
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Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"
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falseficus · 19 hours
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thinking of this
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falseficus · 21 hours
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falseficus · 23 hours
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falseficus · 1 day
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except when I’m president they’re going to drag out my old tumblr posts and everyone’s (everyone in the country) going to nod and say “you know, her genius really did go unrecognized for so long” (everyone is unanimously doing this) (everyone in the country)
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falseficus · 1 day
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now that I’ve been back a while I’m getting the age old “is this okay to reblog” questions on my posts, and I would like to say what I have always said which is that 1. Yes. 2. You should never
Ever
post a single thing on this site that would make you uncomfortable or cause trouble for you if someone shared it elsewhere. Yes, even if you disable reblogs on the post.
It’s not nice, but you have absolutely zero expectation of privacy or containment regarding anything you post to any social media. Even if it’s social media that only your friends can view. It’s still up and out there.
If it would be upsetting or dangerous or just plain awkward for something you post here to show up elsewhere—I cannot stress this enough—Do Not Post It.
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falseficus · 1 day
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It is what it is but like. Can it be something else
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falseficus · 1 day
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falseficus · 1 day
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Hundreds of Jewish anti-war demonstrators have been arrested during a Passover seder that doubled as a protest in New York, as they shut down a major thoroughfare to pray for a ceasefire and urge the Senate majority leader, Chuck Schumer, to end US military aid to Israel.
The 300 or so arrests took place on Tuesday night at Grand Army Plaza, on the doorstep of Schumer’s Brooklyn residence, where thousands of mostly Jewish New Yorkers gathered for the seder, a ritual that marked the second night of the holiday celebrated as a festival of freedom by Jews worldwide.
The seder came just before the US Senate resoundingly passed a military package that includes $26bn for Israel.
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falseficus · 1 day
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you're definitely in too deep with an oc once you start coming up with hypothetical tumblr posts about them
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falseficus · 1 day
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I mean however there are certain shows where me hating them is not primarily related to the fact that I think they steal oxygen from better shows. like for example I hate that hannibal gets attention when actually good queer shows don’t, but this fact is secondary by FAR to the most important fact about hannibal, which is that it is bad
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falseficus · 1 day
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an important principle of fandom (and life, actually) is that if you want more of Less Popular Thing, it is good to create positive spaces and events for it. however, if you use those spaces to take cracks at the More Popular Thing which you perceive as stealing oxygen from your Less Popular Thing, you do not increase the audience for Less Popular Thing. you decrease it, because you irk people who like both Things. and depending on the relative popularity, there are quite possibly more people who like both Things than people who only like Less Popular Thing. (not to mention - you kill your chances of recruiting people who like More Popular Thing but are neutral on or haven’t considered Less Popular Thing.) 
you’re not campaigning for votes (where There Can Be Only One), you’re marketing for a share of people’s attention. don’t be petty. be effective. 
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falseficus · 1 day
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Made the worst brownies ever created just now
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falseficus · 1 day
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what a lovely pair of gal pals im sure nothing bad will happen
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