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Detect evil but it becomes increasingly clear that whoever calibrated it had some really weird moral stances.
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(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it
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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot
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best horror movie of the year
is this A24
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playing undertale at last after somehow unintentionally avoiding all major spoilers for my entire online life (UT came out two years before I first used social media) and oh my god. this game is crazycool. lifechanging. I kind of want that gay robot
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can I come over and dodge roll into all your breakable furniture
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I can’t believe 1TB microsd cards are like a thing that exists, thats like crossing a line, thats alarmingly close to playing god, where the FUCK are they PUTTING it
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Which of your characters would secretly enjoy light chin scritches and head pets. For science ofc.
One can only wonder.
And an extra beebun
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in my most recent game of team defense fort 2 i was banned from a 24/7 hightower pony rp server for screaming ‘incoming gamer!’ into my mic every time i respawned or charged as demoman. and i have to say, nothing really prepares you for the sensation of hearing a grown man say with no hint of irony in his voice, ‘mr sex goblin, if you dont stop saying that im banning you from ponyville forever’
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