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LIVE SLUG REACTION???!!

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*girls when it is literally eating away at their psyche* whatever

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Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.

"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."

Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.

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do you have the video of the lin manuel miranda undertale rap

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when ur talking to a new online friend and they say "bloody" for the first time

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why you hatin on the red hot chili peppers, man?

although i don’t agree with your taste in music, i have to respect your ability to type out this message while longboarding across campus

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I am That I am (a furry)

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[neolithic hottie who's been easing back into the modern dating scene]: so when he said he was a pot caster i thought he was a good artisan with a reliable income. But turns out he just talks to himself all day mostly. People don't even come to listen and he doesn't know shit about ceramics. Sometimes one of his friends is there though.

[One eyed priest-king who's been frozen in the ice for 10 000 years next to a mammoth but is starting to thaw]: girl no wayyyyy. What is slip casting a pot btw. The use of that technique (not to be confused with slipware) purportedly only dates back to the Tang Era (618–917).

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what if 9/11 was steampunk and they were clock towers and they were hit by zeppelins

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Attention please,

Dear all,

I recently launched a fundraising campaign on GoFundMe, and I’m in need of a bank account that can receive the donations associated with the campaign.

If anyone is able to help or has any useful information regarding this, please feel free to message me privately.

I’m truly grateful to everyone who supports and stands by me.

Vetted by @bilal-salah0

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just got a job at PEMDAS as an Exponent

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pokecenter architecture :) which one’s your favorite?

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