falseren

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[after listening to abba songs] falseren divorce fic with aro false and ren who was deeply in love with her and she could never say no to him but she didn’t like him back in the same way and they fell apart/divorced. and the worst part is that she’s always loved him, just not in the way she thinks he wanted her to. and now she’s here like 🧍‍♀️well you’re happy with your husband now. good for you. and ren is like falsieeee 🥺🥺🥺

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“i don’t have to tell you guys that” is like a mix of “does it need saying?” and “if i loved you less i would be able to talk about it more”

FALSE AND REN BUS BUDDIES THEY SAT NEXT TO EACH OTHERRRRRRRRRR and they twaddled for hours ^_^

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ive definitely talked abt this before, but i literally cannot relate to the posts that are like "ohhh you guys ship them romantically when theyre soo much more interesting as friends". i contain multitudes. i think they are best friends. i think they are lovers. i think they are soulmates in a way that cant be categorised. these statements dont conflict.

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Oh u know it’s really bad when u start pulling out the story boarding

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saying you speak fluent rendog is such an insane claim because he’s so peculiar but she’s 100% right she knows him best

giggling over false whining for a refund during the handshake part like ok so you “own” ren? he got assigned to you like an emotional support dog to its cheetah? he belongs to you? and then she makes jokes about auctioning him off? like he’s a blorbo that she has custody of? her random smug bouts of possessiveness are always funny

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giggling over false whining for a refund during the handshake part like ok so you “own” ren? he got assigned to you like an emotional support dog to its cheetah? he belongs to you? and then she makes jokes about auctioning him off? like he’s a blorbo that she has custody of? her random smug bouts of possessiveness are always funny

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theory #31 why ren and false friendship is under appreciated: they don’t act like their “designated fanon selves” around each other. false is moody and whiny and cute. ren is playful and competitive and not focused on being a gay theatre kid

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falseren are the opposite of a power couple because they’re not powerful and they’re not a couple

falseren are the opposite of a power couple. they’re pathetic and cringefail and goofy and have won exactly two (2) times (blue bats and demise). they did badly in hungry hermits then proceeded to play it twenty times consecutively. they don’t exactly do things because they’re good at it, they do things because they like each other’s company. and when they do get stupidly proud of something, it’s like. sending a love letter to a horse. a double decker river. interdimensional delivery roleplay.

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lowkey false is ren’s celeb crush except they’re actually friends now so it just became a crush.

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this was a joke but i've seen scarian shippers disregard early s7 (a gold mine of interactions and the actual birth of grian-scar after s6) and ren fans disregard #SHIPrendoc (??? they were freaking it up as late as 2019???? ren knows what shipping is???) and hermitcraft fans who don't know who the hermits are soooo

zero object permanence (the fear that if i don’t spam about falseren for a day the main fandom will have forgotten them again)

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ren talking about the beheading: how can i fit my friend into this

unpopular opinion: any au/story involving ren but has no passing reference to false is ooc because bro will never shut up about her

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unpopular opinion: any au/story involving ren but has no passing reference to false is ooc because bro will never shut up about her

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falseren dating au in which ren still repeatedly and religiously friendzones false and they don’t even kiss or anything, ren just lovingly gazes at false and false whines when ren is away for 0.23 seconds. they got together because ren was introducing false to someone as his friend and she hallucinated the word girl in front of it and was like what the hell sure. and ren was like “hahha why do you keep on calling me your partner it’s not like we’re currently mcc/business/collab partners” and she’s like “yeah?? that’s the point???” and 8 hours later he jolts up in bed at 4am like oh.

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Falseren enjoyers I’ve written again— this time it’s lots of fluff :D

My doubts fade away (When I’m kissing you)

And bc I’m going insane some doodles from it <3

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“i write for myself,” i said, casually refreshing to see if my fanfics had reached the audience i secretly hoped for.

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zero object permanence (the fear that if i don’t spam about falseren for a day the main fandom will have forgotten them again)

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most of the rom ones are gonna be ooc and the platonic leaning ones are gonna be in character 😃

insane idea: putting my oneshots on a horizontal scale of romantic to qpr to platonic and a vertical scale of ooc-ness