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I could be down for partying. I’ve only been partying for a few years now. Okay, like one... but I mean... I’d still be down if you want to. I’ve got about a week to build up my alcohol tolerance. Also, you’re absolutely amazing and one of my all-time idols.

So I’m having fun on this trip and everything, but I’ve really done nothing so far but spend time on the beach alone. Is anyone up for a little partying? I’ll admit, the relaxing has been nice, though. 

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[text] Whenever you have some free time and are willing to let me annoy you for a few hours, let me know. We can drink and do some exploring.

[text] I’m free whenever! I’m free now, actually, too. Do you want to do something? Anything?

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text | Armie

Armie: Win her over with the Statistics song.

Armie: You're overthinking it. People go with their co-stars to these kind of things all the time. It'll be okay.

Armie: I accept. Do you want a corsage? That way it can be extra special for you. (I'm kidding)

Armie: But it's the Oscars. But I won't argue with it.

Timmy: Why do you hate me?

Timmy: I wasn't overthinking it for me. I was reassuring you.

Timmy: No, I don't want a corsage, but I do want to like... do this right and everything. So basically, I'll get ready at whatever hotel and then I'll come and pick you up and it'll be a good and proper fucking date.

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text | Armie

Armie: I've never met her. She seems nice though. Tell her I say hey when you meet her.

Armie: Make it a thing?

Armie: I'd love to go with you. I was going to go anyway to support you and everything but if you're formally inviting me to join you then I'd love to.

Armie: What about your mom and Pauline?

Timmy: I will. We can hang out. Totally.

Timmy: Yeah, like... we don't have to tell people that you're date or whatever, is what I mean.

Timmy: Yeah, I'm formally inviting you to be my date. And I don't think people would really second guess it or anything, so we can just be... jokey about it, but it's my first Oscars and I want to go on a date with you, so it would be special.

Timmy: They went to the other award shows. This one is for me.

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text | Armie

Armie: I did. Thanks. Who’s your roommate?

Armie: I’m out anyway so you couldn’t ask me to my face even if you wanted to. But yeah, go for it. What’s up?

Timmy: Allison Williams. Which is rad, because I've been hanging out with Daniel a lot and I haven't officially met her yet, and I loved Get Out so fucking much.

Timmy: Okay, well.

Timmy: Do you want to go to the Oscars with me? We don't have to make it a thing or like... even tell anyone.

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jamesahoy: @tchalamet Indeed, she is. Can't argue there. I have no doubts that she would be. So, we'll all meet up at an after party then, yeah?

tchalamet: @jamesahoy Holy fucking shit yes, dude. I'd love that.

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text: timmy

Margot: It's not true, lower your expectations, please

Timmy: I will not, and I'm offended you'd even ask.

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text: timmy

Margot: I'm going to need you to calm down and say NONE OF THAT in your tweeting.

Timmy: Yeah, no, just the Oscars bit. :)

Timmy: But it's TRUE.

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text | Armie

Armie: Is this what you spent your night doing? Looking up cheesy jokes? It was nice to wake up to, though. I laughed.

Armie: Are you excited for this trip? More importantly,

are you excited for me to get you drunk? I’m gonna do it.

Timmy: I thought it would be a joke you'd like.

Timmy: Yeah, I'm really excited. I've got a hella cool roommate, too.

Timmy: Hey, can I ask you something? And I don't want to ask you to your face, one of those things, but just... yeah. Can I?

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Jamesahoy: Haha, Hello! Well, thank you. I'm very flattered. @tchalamet Ah, she does, huh? I will be sure to talk to her about it. :)

tchalamet: @Jamesahoy She's super sweet and amazing, duh, and she'd be the most awesome Oscars date ever.

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text: timmy

Margot: I don't know how!

Timmy: You're going to the Oscars, then you're going to fall in love with each other, then get married, and I'm going to be your ring bearer.

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text: timmy

Margot: Well, it wasn't like I cried and then meant to drown myself, c'mon now

Margot: I'm watching through my fingers and cringing

Timmy: STOP CRINGING and enjoy this.

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Jamesahoy: Possibly... What's up? @tchalamet

tchalamet: @Jamesahoy FIRST OF ALL, HOLY SHIT, HELLO. You're one of my fucking idols. Second of all, Margot wants to go to the Oscars with you and you should take her.

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text: timmy

Margot: Aww, that's so sweet. I cried like a baby watching that the first time

Margot: AHAHAHA you're hilarious

Timmy: See??? It's not just about drowning yourself!

Timmy: I did it! Let's just see if he sees it.

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tchalamet: Hey, @jamesmcavoy, you got a minute??

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text: timmy

Margot: The last time I cried I almost drowned myself in a bathtub. Let's not do that again.

Margot:

Margot: Haha, yes, James McAvoy! Don't go shouting it to the rooftops, we're just starting to get somewhere serious

Margot: Haha, really?! I double-dog dare you.

Timmy: I cried last night, but it was because I was watching Moana with Armie's daughter and it was the scene when she's going out to sea and her grandmother dies and the sting ray takes her out and I just lost it.

Timmy: Twitter IS kind of shouting, but Imma do it anyway.

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i-margotrobbie: YASSSS TO MY BOY TIMMY FOR POINTING OUT GENDER INEQUALITY LIKE A BOSS

tchalamet: @i-margotrobbie Dude, if we all aren't pointing out gender inequality, we're part of the problem. I just did what we're supposed to do.