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sambucky divorce explained in one picture

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it probably would never happen but i want sambucky to be canon not only because it would makes sense and it would be nice for them to be happy together and representation or whatever but mostly because it would be the funniest shit in the world. and for so many reasons. people are already racist and shitty about sam, can you imagine if he kissed a man. and can you imagine that man being basically everyone's favorite character in the current mcu. can you imagine how fucking elated sebastian "i want to recreate every rom com with you" stan and anthony "your personality would make a grown man smile" "pow pow pow" mackie would be if they got to get gay married. remember how they met by him trying to shoot him through the roof of a car and then ripping the steering wheel through the windshield. meet-cute of the century.

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this was funnier in my head.

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happy pride

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Somebody actually made something close to a full decision tree map for Slay the Princess.

1. Can't wait to see how much messier this gets in a week. This doesn't even include optional or exploratory dialogue! 2. See, this is why we didn't build a timeline for you to jump into.

LINK: https://app.excalidraw.com/l/84AW7yZQM7h/7HuAkd7c5K7

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he escaped into the real world…..

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made me think of them.

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johnny soap mactavish, now starring as your dead wife

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i relate to harry bc i would also want to hold kim and never let go

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my favorite thing i’ve learned in college is that way back in ancient china there was this poet/philosopher guy who wrote this whole pretentious poem about how enlightened he was that was like “the eight winds cannot move me” blahblahblah and he was really proud of it so he sent it to his friend who lived across the lake and then his friend sends it back and just writes “FART” (or the ancient Chinese equivalent) on it and he was SO MAD he travels across the lake to chew his friend out and when he gets there his friend says “wow. the eight winds cannot move you, but one fart sends you across the lake”

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sam would absolutely say “ easy, white chocolate “ and then force bucky to watch white chicks when he doesn’t get the reference.

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some fanart for a tiny scene from Your body is a garden by @bushflannelsart ^_^, i just really liked the mental image that esprit de corps check gave lol

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the idea that sambucky arent divorced bucky just misinterpreted sam's tone is MY canon btw

- bucky is in shambles, fully believes that its over

- sam is confused why bucky didnt show up to family dinner

- sam isnt suing bucky at ALL, he was just fcking around

- bucky has already bought his suit for court