“I can express many emotions, such as surprise, sadness, and anger upon my cushions. To me, these expressions are simply an act. If I lost control over such things, I wouldn’t be very effective on stage, now would I?”
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“Remember that people change with time. You can’t always expect to be the same person as who you were two years ago. You always learn something new-- sometimes it’ll make you a better person, and sometimes it’ll make you hurt others to protect yourself. What you do can be good, or it can be bad, and I guess it can make you a good or bad person depending on a person’s perspective, too. But just because it doesn’t relfect who you are now doesn’t mean you weren’t true to yourself then. It means you grew up a little. That’s all.”
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“You could just unapologetically wear a dress, honestly. But I guess a white shirt and blue overalls would work too.”
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where has this been all my life??
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tfw your boyfriend and his pal are way ahead of you in a game but don’t know how to keep their mouths shut so you’re now semi-pressured to just barrel through the main quest and overtake them by a lot JUST so they don’t ruin it for you
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Makes popcorn for the Nintendo direct happening in about five minutes.
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it ain’t monday but also nobody cares whether or not it’s monday SO
picture of me with a bald eagle under the cut
he doesn’t have the typical bald eagle colors because he’s not an adult yet. he’s only two years old, and they don’t get their iconic plumage until they’re five years old. he weighed about 3,5kg (7,7lbs), which isn’t as heavy on the arm as i thought it’d be when he first landed, but after already handling a variety of other buzzards, owls, vultures, and increasing the average weight with each one for every next exercise, we did all kinda feel our arms start to give away a little
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Still out and about but i hope yall ready to see me carry some fucking eagles later
Fuck yeah falconry
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have you ever.....wanted to pick up an old muse that you clearly have no actual writing muse for just for nostalgia’s sake
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theothervonkarmagirl:
“Oh, but it is a tragedy!”
“At times I think we are doomed to fail…a romantic tragedy for the ages…”
“...It’s...probably going to fail, yes. Romeo and Juliet were a pair of twelve-year olds whose puppy love lasted all of three days and killed at least six people. To prevent failing, you should probably pick a better example than two kids who would’ve snogged for a week and then started running after prettier faces and bigger dicks.”
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“Romeo and Juliet isn’t even a romantic story.”
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theothervonkarmagirl:
“!!!”

“I’d appreciate it if you didn’t get chemically engineered cheese dust on my Givenchy!”

“And you will be sorry once he’s begging me to be in his presence.”
“Birds don’t own Givenchys, and also like to eat popcorn, so I’d say you’re not doing too well on the bird scale. Also, I won’t be sorry. I’ll be impressed. Simon’s not an easy one to go after.”
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myfrillspaythebills replied to your post: He’s eating popcorn. Anybody flirting with...
maria vc shut up ok I’m trying to be a fucking bird
...Throws the fucking bird some of his popcorn.
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He’s eating popcorn.
Anybody flirting with Simon is a comedy show that deserves popcorn.
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...When he was told that the Manderville questline was basically just a string of memes and comedy, he didn’t think he’d end up getting so invested in the story...
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[ Ippachi Shakupachi plays dead. ]
Queueing times for dungeons as a bard were ridiculous. No wonder Eoleo suddenly liked playing his healing role so damn much.
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[ Mimifufu Bibifufu: the manderville questline is exactly my brand of shtty humor and i love it ]
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i just had a dumb thought that in ST the squad would probably be okay-ish with talking to lissa. still very far from 100% but at least she’d get somewhere with them in the first place lmao
(though she could probably get somewhere in aftermath too tbh, it’s just that in ST would probably be easier for her)
since she’s an assistant rather than a professional with her own cabinet, the “therapist” label is only half there. the concept of having to sit in an office isn’t really there and they’d likely talk while at the theater or having ice cream on a park bench together or something. the squad wouldn’t go into details about anything yet, but they’d at least manage to explain all the things their friends know (which is way more than any professional therapist would get out of them)
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