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i love yugioh

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Had kind of a rough day, I need to cool off. Gonna go drive my Chevy to the levee

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In the penguin race down the slide in Cool, Cool Mountain in Super Mario 64, the penguin is programmed to not award Mario the star if Mario wins after doing one of two things: either taking the secret shortcut behind the fake wall, or skip part of the slide by falling down from a higher point to a lower point without sliding all the way.

To determine if Mario has skipped part of the slide, the game very simply looks at the duration of his jumps. It assumes that a regular jump that keeps Mario on the slide would be brief, while jumps lasting longer than about a second before touching the ground mean that Mario tried to skip part of the slide, and trigger the cheat detection.

However, due to an oversight, the cheat detection ends when the penguin finishes the race, not when Mario himself finishes. As such, if the player simply plays around while waiting for the penguin to arrive and accidentally performs a high enough wall jump, the cheat detection will trigger due to the duration of the jump and label Mario a cheater despite the fact that he already finished at that point.

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Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.

"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."

Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.

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[two tumblr soldiers bleeding out on the internet frontlines]

“heh… remember strawbebby…. And ranibow spramkle… always made me laugh”

“Don’t talk like that man. We’re gonna get out of here i prommy.” [mortar fire sails overhead and land nearby] “christ its like a childrens hospital out there”

[through shallow breaths] “I always loved…… the color of the sky…………”

End scene

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Me: yeah in the future we make fun of hipsters again. But we don't call them that, we call them "guys into stomp clap hey" and joke about how they like mediocre overpriced burgers and make podcasts

The 2010s fandom blogger I time traveled to, visibly shaking: can we please go back to that thing you said about destiel

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Never stop hating

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I hope this email finds you, binds you, ties you to a pole and breaks your fingers to splinters, drags you to a hole until you wake up naked, clawing at the ceiling of your grave

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prayer against double penetration

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Scooby doo when he finds gross bugs in his food: ruh roh... raggots!

Shaggy: like, zoinks scoob! I don't think you can reclaim that man!

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listen: cheating at baseball is like a whole second sport. as long as baseball has existed, people have been cheating at it

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kitty need blunt NOW