Twitter moving over to tumblr felt like the popular girl going to the nerd LARP party and complaining about the LARPING
Reddit moving over to tumblr felt like the DND club joining the LARP party and everyone realising they have more in common than they thought
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Apparently my stepdad and I are fucking psychically linked because ?? every single time he makes chili for dinner I get a migraine. Without fail. And it became like a ha ha running joke because it happened so many times but now I’m living 3 hours away from my parents and I just texted my mom and
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME
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something im noticing is the redditors are just commenting on everything via reblogs with reckless abandon. and its so funny bc thats how youre MEANT to use this fucking website but we've trained ourselves out of it somehow.
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Just once in my life I want to throw a Molotov Cocktail
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we should start doing ancient aliens conspiracies but for buildings that arent even that old or impressive
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bertram pride flag
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lickety is basically the most classic thing to split
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tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row
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this made me cry
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shawty got them evil bottom jeans
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i literally like music
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Today in obscure Doctor Who jokes:
Somebody on Twitter pointed out that the Big Finish companion Hex is canonically from the year 2021, so when he occasionally abbreviates the word "suspicious" to "sus," it's probably an Among Us reference.
The punchline is that this character was actually introduced back in 2004. It was made-up future slang that they happened to get right.
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Super cool ocean fact: there is at least 6 fish in the ocean
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Can we please make the deep sea the next cool desirable “final frontier” pretty please. I want Elon Musk to design a horrible Tesla Brand submarine and go down to map the Mariana’s Trench for commercial development and watch it crumple like a tin can the second it reaches 200 meters
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