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Bruce Wayne has zoom meetings for WE because he’s not a shitty boss and has the company do remote work when the ‘rona hits and these are some things that have happened during his zoom calls
•there was a cow standing in the back of the office for the whole meeting. Someone asked about it, and Bruce’s answer was ‘my son is afraid my other son is going to eat batcow.’ No one asked any follow up questions
•Dick has climbed in through the window a few times. The first time Bruce asked why and Dick very loudly said ‘I have to stay in shape!’. Bruce has not asked since and continues to let Dick enter through the window
•Damian came running into the office with a live turkey. Bruce paused to say ‘good morning Damian. Good morning Jerry.’ then continued the meeting like nothing happened. Damian left shortly after, but left Jerry
•Cass sits in on his meetings sometimes. She doesn’t say anything, just doodles little pictures for Bruce
•Jason came in, slammed a tray of cookies on the desk, said ‘Alfred said I have to be nice and share’ then walked out
•Alfred the Cat walks across Bruce’s keyboard at least once every meeting, even though Bruce makes sure the cat isn’t in the office before he closes the door. He is starting to suspect the cat knows how to get into the vents
•similarly, Titus makes frequent appearances because he thinks he’s a lap dog. He is not a lap dog
•Tim barges in often and asks ‘can I help you yell at old white men?’ Bruce tells him no every single time
•Tim has also barged in asking ‘if I can give you physical proof that Kon doesn’t have the ‘rona can he come over??’ It is clear they’ve had this argument before
•Bruce once ended a meeting early with the excuse that Alfred the Cat was yelling at Bruce to feed him dinner. Alfred the Cat was sitting in his lap and purring, and it wasn’t even past noon yet
•Alfred has ended meetings early because ‘its dinner time, Master Bruce, and we are going to eat as a family tonight or so help me god’
•at least twice a week Bruce has to physically leave the zoom call because two of his children are fighting
Tried to shoot a bottle from three feet away and missed
Harper convinced him that “snake crocodiles” were a thing living in Gotham Harbor
He spilled mustard on his only clean uniform and had to go an entire patrol with a yellow streak down his chest
Damian caught Jason swaddling Alfred the cat in a blanket and calling him a “cutie patootie pie”
Jason played both Romeo and Juliet in a one-man production
Recently, Jason gained a new scar just below his right eye. When asked about it, he’ll say that it was from taking on Black Mask’s cronies. In reality, it was from messing with Roy’s bow
Tim has photographic evidence of Jason stuffing his face with chocolate cake in the middle of the night
It’s an open secret that Jason still uses Wonder Woman band-aids
Let’s talk more about Bruce and Dad™️ please and thank you
- he has pictures of Dick and Jason when they were babiiiieesssss (u know like 9 whatever) he keeps then hidden in his room so neither Dick nor Jason can steal them because they are definitely inciminating
- Jason started referring to him as “the fossil” and Bruce does NOT like that
- “If you don’t fix your behavior right now, you won’t get a single bite of Alfreds dessert for a week. Do you understand me young man?”
-Claims he doesn’t have favorites. Everyone knows it’s Cass
- He still sees Jason as a 15 year old 100% (let me live. Let it go)
Bruce: Jason have you been eating? Is that a burn? I knew Roy Harper was a bad influence he-
Jason: Bruce you’re EMBARRASSING me
- Whenever one of his kids does something questionable he makes that Dad face like ‘no that one is not mine’
Damian: maybe if the thugs hadn’t heard your old bones creaking from 20 miles away, we would have caught them
Bruce: eXcUsE mE?
- he always takes Tim to the science museum when there’s a new exhibit and in his head he’s like “my god, my son is a fucking NERD”
- “I do not want to see anymore pets in this house Damian” fast forwards to him sitting on the couch next to Trevor the turkey, pointing out aspects of a basketball game.
- he’s seen Dicks apartment. He was in shock because Dicks a fucking slob. “Damn bitch you live like this?”
-“I RAISED you Dick Grayson. Hand me the damn remote”
- once he made so many dad jokes at dinner and Duke eventually lost it and SLAMMED his fist down and cried, “ENOUGH, god PLEASE, E N O U G H.”
- lies awake at night thinking he should probably go to therapy instead of adopting more kids. Falls asleep smiling knowing that’s not going to happen
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Do you design a lot of characters living in not-modern eras and you’re tired of combing through google for the perfect outfit references? Well I got good news for you kiddo, this website has you covered! Originally @modmad made a post about it, but her link stopped working and I managed to fix it, so here’s a new post. Basically, this is a costume rental website for plays and stage shows and what not, they have outfits for several different decades from medieval to the 1980s. LOOK AT THIS SELECTION:
OPEN ANY CATEGORY AND OH LORDY–
There’s a lot of really specific stuff in here, I design a lot of 1930s characters for my ask blog and with more chapters on the way for the game it belongs to I’m gonna be designing more, and this website is going to be an invaluable reference. I hope this can be useful to my other fellow artists as well! :)
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