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Posts this at 2 am and immediately passes out
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JFK (also rendered as JFC) was a pseudo-mythological historical figure born between 3000-4000 years ago. He¹ was a powerful leader whose public death was shrouded in mystery. Contemporary accounts state that he was shot, and then nailed to a cross. The land of Italy was blamed for his death. Mythologically, he is said to have returned from death and constructed a port.
Historical pronoun.
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[guy experiencing the first stage of grief voice] damn i got through the five stages of grief pretty quickly 😄
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It's been a week since I'm employed again. In honor of that behold the unemployed Phoenix 🤲 (light background version under cut)

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I guess it's my time to post this piece (my pfp)
Welcome, Skirk!!
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time skip monoma appreciation<333 so many people lost but me and the other three monoma fans won so hard . it was such a good day on twt when this dropped
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Instagram almost flagged me for trying to say “they’re dumb as a bag of rocks” in my caption. Sad!
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would you hold my face softly and tell me it will be alright?
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Gyatso has also mastered the kickflip
based on the pic under the cut teehee

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Deconstructing Doof is such a great Phineas and Ferb episode because it’s about one guy figuring out how the show works and then losing his mind over it.
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