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get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"
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whatever else you have to say about katy perry i do have to say "do you ever feel like a plastic bag" is maybe one of the all time funniest ways to start a song
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The nostalgia for Skype is so fucking funny. Like come on. Even now discord is objectively better than it ever was. Skype was genuinely dogshit and anyone trying to pretend like it wasn't either never used it or has completely forgotten what it was like
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do not, my friends, become addicted to pistachio hot chocolate from the expensive cafe on campus. it will take hold of you, and you will begin to resent its absence
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the most annoying people are people who don't understand storytelling. they be like "oooo how convenient that this thing happened to the main character in the very beginning". yeah no shit. that's why the story begins here
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They should invent a isolating yourself from everything and everyone that is healthy
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this is transmisogyny btw
Trans, but not in the sense that I transitioned from one gender to another. Trans in the sense that I transcend gender. I am beyond gender. I am a-gender. I may dwell in the reigns of gender as I please, but I am not bound by it's power, nor do I let it define me. I am the transphobe's worst nightmare. My pronouns are none. You don't deserve to address me.
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your mid twenties are for being twenty four to twenty six years old
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park & adams as masters' weird lesbian aunts whom she has heard tales of (from chase) but has never met
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