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2027: Wizards of the Coast and the American Psychological Association collaborate on the D&DSM, 6th Edition, widely regarded as the worst thing ever published
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generally i make fun of the orlesian version of an organisation more than any other but i’ve got to admit there’s no bitch as useless as a kinloch hold templar
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“i never see you at the club” ok? i never see you at the creek




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The older I get, the more realise Tolkien was absolutely cooking when he painted the Shire as a paradise.
Like hell yeah I wanna smoke pipeweed and get drunk with the boys, and then eat a hot dinner with my fat ass hobbit wife. And then I get to watch a fireworks show being put on by a fucking wizard.
That's the dream.
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Moomin | Tanoshii Mūmin Ikka (1990 - 1991) dir. Hiroshi Saitō and Masayuki Kojima
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Playing dragon age origins be like
Damn I don’t wanna go to ostagar
Damn I don’t wanna go to redcliffe
Damn I don’t wanna do the mage tower
Damn I don’t wanna go to orzammar
Damn I don’t wanna go to denerim
Damn I don’t wanna do the forest
Damn I don’t wanna do the temple
Damn I don’t wanna do the final battle
*finishes game*
Wow what a fucking phenomenal game
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I'm girls
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i hold infinite love and infinite critique for bioware in my body and that’s the duality of man
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