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Big fan of whatever the fuck Is happening in The Knight and the Moth by Rachel Gillig

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my babes

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RIP Lydia Bennet you would’ve loved watching tik toks at full volume in public

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Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy being like, "I am 100% committed to respecting your 'no', but I heard you wouldn't promise my aunt not to marry me so I had to come and check just one (1) more time."

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Well … points made, lmao.

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Darcy’s introduction in Pride and Prejudice is really ‘what if you had just had the worst month of your life because your ex-bestie tried to lover boy scam your baby sister out of her share of your dad’s life insurance and your friend dragged you to a shitty party in a dive bar in the neighbourhood where he’d just signed a short term lease, and you decided to let your bad mood show because you were never going to see any of the assholes in this stupid shitty bar EVER again. And your friend ended up making out with a girl he’d just met there while you were stuck talking to her sister who was less cute and then her mother appeared and started trying to matchmake and started saying how if she was twenty years younger she’d clime you like a redwood and ooooh is that a black Amex, guess the next round is on you hahhahahahaha, while her other sister (how many fucking sisters does she have?!) flashed an obviously fake ID at the bar and ordered six vodka-diet red bulls and no one in her family except the less-cute sister even tried to stop her. And you went home and consoled yourself that you would never see any of these people again but then you met them over and over again because they live next door and your friend and the cute sister keep meeting up to make out but not actually date and then. You fall in love with the less-cute sister because it turns out she’s really witty and charismatic but she already knows and remembers and resents the fact that on a day when you were in a shitty mood you called her mid out loud in a dive bar.’

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Current year 2025

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The divorce is going to be ugly.

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Everyone in the US rn:

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Wait so this was actually a prophecy

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every day, elon musk breaks world records for how divorced a guy can be

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the two egotistical fascists who influenced (and potentially rigged) the american election together are at odds and turning on each other in public call-outs and interviews. this could be a vulnerable time for the republican party where each of their fanatical camps could be turned against the other. democrats, what's your response?

democrats:

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I think it's funny that conservatives think everyone who hated Elon is now gonna love him suddenly and start buying Teslas when the reality is more like we're Merry and Pippin in Isengard high as fuck watching Grima Wormtounge stab Saruman in the back and then being skewered on a water wheel

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the girls are having the worlds worst breakup and we all have to suffer from this inevitable outcome