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I posted this on another account! I don't know how to log into that acocubnt on my laptop but I need this for fanfiction purposes! so if you this on @cokezuko that is also me. i am coming to realize I made so many tumblr accounts on so many emails XD

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Reyna being Nicos big sister

Reyna: I don't have a favorite camper… buuuut.

*grabs Nico, wraps him in a hug, and squishes his cheeks.

Reyna: IT’S THIS ONE! THIS IS MY FAVORITE! HE IS MINE AND I WILL RAISE HIM RIGHT!

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JASON BEING A BIG BROTHER

Percy: You betrayed me! Remember that?

Nico: You tried to kill me when I was twelve, remember that?

Percy: ….

Nico: never thought of that did ya? You would have a child murderer.

Percy: Nico…

Nico: I think about that a lot.

Jason is already summoning lightning: STEP UP JACKSON!

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big bro Jason Grace

Percy: You betrayed me! Remember that?

Nico: You tried to kill me when I was twelve, remember that?

Percy: ….

Nico: never thought of that did ya? You would have a child murderer.

Percy: Nico…

Nico: I think about that a lot.

Jason is already summoning lightning: STEP UP JACKSON!

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Nico Stirring the pot

Percy at school: so this is my girlfriend.

School friends: awesome how’d you meet!

Nico ‘shit stirring’ Di Angelo: they met at a family reunion. Their cousins, and also uncle and niece.

Everyone: wtf!

Nico: Can we get french fries?

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Hazel and Frank couple goals

Hazel: Frank, be a lion!

Frank: *panics and becomes a horse.

Hazel: That's… close enough!

Hazel: climbs onto him and starts braiding his hair.

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Solangelo codependancy.

Will: *gets up and ready for work in AM.*

Will: Alright, scrubs, badge, water bottle annnnd…. Oh yeah!

Will: *picks up Nico's lifeless sleeping body wrapped in blankets.*

Will: my emotional support boyfriend!

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Nico being a sweater horder.

Lou Ellen: It's really cold out, you need a jacket.

Will: oh yeah, well… I had a couple but…

will : *looks over to Nico wearing eight sweaters*

Nico: perish.

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solangelo morning cuddles

Will: Nico, it’s time to get up.

Nico with a bad head: I would rather die…

Will: go for it.

Nico: *stares*

Will: *crosses arms in challenge*

Nico: *pulls will into bed to cuddle*

Will: fine… you win.

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Hera and her hot girl summer

Hera: Zeus, honey, we’re getting a divorce.

Zeus: but! But you're the goddess of marriage!

Hera: And you're the god of thunder, and cheating. 

Zeus: …um…

Hera: it’s time for a career change, I’m now the goddess of hot girl summers, ciao

every demigod ever: FUCK YEAH!

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Zeus is guilty.

Hermes: alright… who's responsible for the Quiverfull movement?

*all eyes turn to Zeus*

Zeus:... I thought it would be funny…

Hera: I will give you three seconds to run.

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Sally and Paul being PTA parents

*Paul, sally, and Mr. Chase rolling up to camp half-blood with 300 Starbucks drinks*

Sally: Chiron! We’re starting a Camp PTA!

Chiron: You can’t just do that!

Sally: oH I'm SoRrY HaVe ThE GoDs DoNe It? No! 

Mr. chase: Frankly, the whole system of over-cooking pasta and hoping for the best is a little stressful.

Chiron: you can’t just decide-

Paul: We already made shirts! All in favor say aye!

every heavily armed camper who just got bought with Starbucks: AYE!

Chiron: *sighs in tired horse dad*

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Paul Blofis is a protective step dad

Okay, but during Percy's birthday when Poseidon showed up, Paul didn't know that he was a god! I can hear that conversation in the next room!

Paul: So you're saying that your deadbeat ex, that you say never showed up for Percy, just decided to walk on in?

Sally: Paul, it’s more complicated than that.

Paul *rolling up his sleeves*: I get it! It’s Percy's day and I respect that! 

Sally: …paul?

Paul: He'll have a nice chat, and then I'll have a nice talk with an old mister fish man!

Sally: … you apologized to the fridge last night for shutting it too hard.

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Demi gods in end of days

End of the world

Percy ‘i killed a hydra on my way to class’ Jackson: don't be freaked

Nico ‘my life is one trama porn fanfic’ Di Angelo: stay in your seats.

Annabeth 'I have cows tracking me’ chase: I do this bullshit like eight times a week!

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the perfect camp half-blood therapist

*Chiron trying to get a therapist for camp*

Chiron: So here's the deal, you… cannot call child services on the gods.

Chiron: You can’t talk about their dreams unless you want more issues.

Chiron: don't ask what they wanna be when they grow up, it's really depressing.

Chiron: Believe it or not, sharp objects are a coping skill.

Chiron: they will probably try to kill you.

Paul Blofis who rushed to get certified: you're paying me six figures with amazing health care! This is like teaching high school in better packaging, let's do this!

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Reyna and Octavian in a nutshell

Reyna: I will grow under any condition!

Octavian: I think I’m allergic to tap water

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Annabeth and Percy's 'couple goals'

Annabeth watching Percy stretch: now that's architecture

Percy: *drops sword and stabs himself*

Percy: frick on a stick that hurts like a mother trucker!

Annabeth:... aaaand that's Percy.