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I think it’s probably just glennis’ freaky o face but in the scene where macden are doing the heimlich maneuver his lips lowkey look like someone has been practicing mouth to mouth on him…………..

Lmao. I mean… they seem to go through a training course and what would training for CPR be without a practical exam….and practical application…

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am I insane or does the hawk tuah girl has a girl dick bulge in the trailer…..

If you mean this shot I noticed it too but I haven't seen anyone else point it out (not even on the subreddit) so I thought maybe that's just what jean skirts look like?? Idk LOL big if true

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wait so yeah mac dreams about his dad loving him then dreams about dennis kissing him then wakes up to the reality of dennis not wanting to kiss him so then dreams about his dad killing him and then in the script dreams about dennis killing him too. in the dennis is a stripper called daddy episode yeah ok

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Glenn's hair gets greyer but his voice never gets less gayer

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love love love that inflates directly establishes that mac and dennis seemingly equally share their money like a joint account situation

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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

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How the fuck am I supposed to meet a fellow lesbian and then convince her to date me

Don't know anything about lesbians, but maybe if you walked around carrying a baseball bat that'd be really bad ass.

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sure I could become a slut. but you see, I'm scared

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Remember, history was awful. Never trust the romantics.

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Poor Mac I truly don’t think he gets any passionate sexual attention, like, ever. More than half of his prospects definitely bail on him or ghost him, if not due to his general personality then due to everything about his home situation…(that bedroom; that roommate) and ofc occasionally he manages to score a hookup at the club or he obtains a little blackmail to get someone to give him some, but he really just can’t manage to get the long term affection he needs, so he’s even more desperate and clingy and therefore even more offputting and pushed away..

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Macdennis full penetration while they look like this.

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"mac and dennis set out to become the pinnacle of masculinity" while both of their ideas of/ relationships with masculinity have always been rooted in homoerotic psychosexual theatrics..... and this is all going to be happening at a point in their dynamic where mac is both obsessed with being badass again AND openly gay but isn't actively trying to bang dennis....

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if tumblr shuts down we should all develop car crash fetishes and form an underground community that reenacts famous car crashes for sexual pleasure