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This is the way you’re supposed to do pranks!

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I just watched a kid break down in the bookstore because his books for the semester totaled $600 and that’s the american university system in a nutshell

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Harry Potter AU in which Fred and George are in different houses and they steal and wear each others ties whilst doing stupid things in hope of the others house losing points

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opening scene from spider-man: far from home

pls give credit if you use this to make gifs

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For years I asked, pleaded for a chance to own my work. Instead I was given an opportunity to sign back up to Big Machine Records and ‘earn’ one album back at a time, one for every new one I turned in. I walked away because I knew once I signed that contract, Scott Borchetta would sell the label, thereby selling me and my future. I had to make the excruciating choice to leave behind my past. Music I wrote on my bedroom floor and videos I dreamed up and paid for from the money I earned playing in bars, then clubs, then arenas, then stadiums. 

Some fun facts about today’s news: I learned about Scooter Braun’s purchase of my masters as it was announced to the world. All I could think about was the incessant, manipulative bullying I’ve received at his hands for years. 

Like when Kim Kardashian orchestrated an illegally recorded snippet of a phone call to be leaked and then Scooter got his two clients together to bully me online about it. (See photo) Or when his client, Kanye West, organized a revenge porn music video which strips my body naked. Now Scooter has stripped me of my life’s work, that I wasn’t given an opportunity to buy. Essentially, my musical legacy is about to lie in the hands of someone who tried to dismantle it.

This is my worst case scenario. This is what happens when you sign a deal at fifteen to someone for whom the term ‘loyalty’ is clearly just a contractual concept. And when that man says ‘Music has value’, he means its value is beholden to men who had no part in creating it. 

When I left my masters in Scott’s hands, I made peace with the fact that eventually he would sell them. Never in my worst nightmares did I imagine the buyer would be Scooter. Any time Scott Borchetta has heard the words ‘Scooter Braun’ escape my lips, it was when I was either crying or trying not to. He knew what he was doing; they both did. Controlling a woman who didn’t want to be associated with them. In perpetuity. That means forever. 

Thankfully, I am now signed to a label that believes I should own anything I create. Thankfully, I left my past in Scott’s hands and not my future. And hopefully, young artists or kids with musical dreams will read this and learn about how to better protect themselves in a negotiation. You deserve to own the art you make.

I will always be proud of my past work. But for a healthier option, Lover will be out August 23. 

Sad and grossed out,

💔

Taylor

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We are L I V I N G 🌈🌈

I felt it was time to share this as hopefully my story will help! 

Coming Out To You 

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Every bad thing yut lung ever did has been revoked

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scorpius: mic drop

draco: we’ve been banging for over a year. also, i’m going to kill you

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does anyone else feel like the world kind of skipped halloween this year?? i keep forgetting its this week. even my college didn’t decorate or anything like they usually do. friends didn’t rly have parties. wtf yall

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remember when jade said that matt and harry wanted to do more with malec’s first time and then failed to elaborate like hello??? HELLOO????

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so i’ve installed this mod “skyrim is windy” which makes the foliage wiggle in the breeze more. but then i didn’t play the game because sometimes i just install a bunch of mods and move on to something else without trying them out. anyways. so then i went out to buy some food and i saw the wind playing with the tree branches and i legit thought “oh so the mod is working nicely” i made a few more steps before i realized…… yea scoob this is real life

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Ah yes, Team Mustang. The hand-selected, elite group of military officers who effectively spend their time…

picking up stray puppies

playing board games 

making paper airplanes out of official documents and throwing them around the room

counting the colonel’s love letters

hooking Havoc up on dates

dreaming of miniskirt armies

sleeping on the job

sleeping on the job

sleeping on the job

sleeping on the job

sleeping on the job

sleeping on the job?

[whispers] sleeping on the job

drawing on official military documents

drawing on Mustang’s FACE

cleaning… poorly…

snapping candid photos of the colonel on break

getting so distracted by an order to observe Mustang that all other duties get neglected

getting distracted from THAT distraction to bicker about Havoc’s love life instead

making shadow puppets and telling ghost stories (On duty. Reminder: this is ON DUTY. The Amestrians are paying TAXES for this).

hijacking rich peoples’ cars at gunpoint

dating the enemy

writing terrible song lyrics

bestowing a dog with a military ranking

ignoring reports on terrorism and kidnapping… to instead harangue Mustang about “having” a child

performing plays

legitimately ditching work. since when does a base’s top-ranking officer need to be around?

Is… is that Mustang passed out in a bar? That’s Mustang passed out in a bar, isn’t it? 

Okay. I mean. The excuse may have been false THIS time, but the fact it’s an ACCEPTABLE excuse brings its fair share of questions.

flirting 

forming the Eastern Command Paranormal Investigations Squad 

…….only to be collectively outsmarted by one (1) dog

this

I… I don’t want to know

Yeah. Sometimes it’s better not to know.

I love these guys.

A Summary: Team Mustang.

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Ah yes, Team Mustang. The hand-selected, elite group of military officers who effectively spend their time…

picking up stray puppies

playing board games 

making paper airplanes out of official documents and throwing them around the room

counting the colonel’s love letters

hooking Havoc up on dates

dreaming of miniskirt armies

sleeping on the job

sleeping on the job

sleeping on the job

sleeping on the job

sleeping on the job

sleeping on the job?

[whispers] sleeping on the job

drawing on official military documents

drawing on Mustang’s FACE

cleaning… poorly…

snapping candid photos of the colonel on break

getting so distracted by an order to observe Mustang that all other duties get neglected

getting distracted from THAT distraction to bicker about Havoc’s love life instead

making shadow puppets and telling ghost stories (On duty. Reminder: this is ON DUTY. The Amestrians are paying TAXES for this).

hijacking rich peoples’ cars at gunpoint

dating the enemy

writing terrible song lyrics

bestowing a dog with a military ranking

ignoring reports on terrorism and kidnapping… to instead harangue Mustang about “having” a child

performing plays

legitimately ditching work. since when does a base’s top-ranking officer need to be around?

Is… is that Mustang passed out in a bar? That’s Mustang passed out in a bar, isn’t it? 

Okay. I mean. The excuse may have been false THIS time, but the fact it’s an ACCEPTABLE excuse brings its fair share of questions.

flirting 

forming the Eastern Command Paranormal Investigations Squad 

…….only to be collectively outsmarted by one (1) dog

this

I… I don’t want to know

Yeah. Sometimes it’s better not to know.

I love these guys.

A Summary: Team Mustang.

Keep reading

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Kakashi Hatake

Our next gut buster is Kakashi “I’ll steal yo bitch with your own moves” Hatake

Now he was my first Naruto daddy

While all you other hoes was chasing after Sasuke’s lonely ass I was thirsting after the copycat ninja.

Now I just know Kakashi was on some freaky shit idc what ya’ll say

This nigga was always reading them damn porn books 

You really think he wasn’t trying any of that shit

I just know he’ll have me seeing the promise land.

Can we please talk about the best fucking fight of the fucking series.

Like bitch when I say this fight had everything in it 

Emotions, good hand to hand combat, different types of jutsus, and story/flashbacks

I could honestly say I was rooting for both of them 

Bitch when I say I was crunk asf when I finally saw his face

Like I already knew he was fine asf like it was noway possible that he could have been ugly

I am yet to see an ugly anime character with white hair

Now don’t quote me on that shit cause a bitch might be wrong.

But bitch I would gladly toss the pussy at him like a shuriken

Bitch look at that fucking buffet, I would gobble the dick without a care

No matter how old Kakashi gets them hands never age 

He was serving niggas double his age when he was in the anbu

And the crazy thing about is he’s cool asf

Like he legit reminds me of that chill ass family friend that you’ll diffidently fuck if given the chance. 

It’s always the chill ones that knock you the fuck out with the quickness

Do you see how fine he looks 

That’s how you look when you’re unproblematic 

My nigga aged like fucking wine

I would gladly be his fucking sugar baby with no complaint

And he wouldn’t even have to give me money, I just want the dick bitch

I could see myself now, getting my guts rearranged in the Hokage office 

Like omg I just can’t like he needs some stress relief in his life 

And I’m right here with open arms and legs

Shout out to New York

I don’t know who i want to do next so give ya girl some ideas