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anyone who has ever read a fic where reader calls either of these two daddy, you should be wishing them a happy father’s day

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lmao i was finishing this up and my laptop shit its pants and i'm hating trying to longform write on my phone 😭😭😭

upcoming challengers fic: bet on losing dogs

The Bible tells you that love is patient and kind but it doesn't warn you that it's also a kind of sickness with teeth.

Art fucks you like he's trying to crawl inside; Patrick, like he's trying to devour; and Tashi like she's trying to rebuild an empire; and you, for all your affected indifference, orbit like a distant planet and try so hard to hold them all inside of you that the self-destruction is catching.

bet on losing dogs, a deliriously self-indulgent love letter to challengers, is an upcoming multi-chapter reader insert work.

rating: explicit

fandom: challengers

pairings: everyone/everyone in one iteration or another, the way god intended

featuring/cw (thus far, will be highlighted for each specific chapter): bougie bisexual brown girl reader (i love alliteration), mentions/themes of classism, racism, sexism, and internalized homophobia; assorted homoerotic yearnings; suicidal ideation and mentions/a scene of an attempt; mutual masturbation; double penetration; infidelity; drug use; manipulation as a love language; everyone is toxic, everyone is gay, everyone has a praise kink, and everyone is my baby (especially you, dear reader).

tennis divider by: @thecutestgrotto

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that’s so boyfriend of him

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HE’S SO HOT

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Zendaya & Mike Faist CHALLENGERS (2024), dir. Luca Guadagnino

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patrick already licking at art's face before tashi even fully pulled away... he's so damn hungry

baby, tashi is on the other side so what's that tongue doing over here 🤨

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he was ready to put another baby in her.

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patrick loves anal committee right here🔥🔥🔥 thinking about him training his younger gf to take it

EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

it didn’t take as much to convince you considering you’d let him do just about anything to you without giving it a second thought. putting you over his lap and slowly running his thumb over you, trying to get you to calm down before he can even do anything. “it’s gonna hurt if you don’t relax, baby”. eventually you chill out, his fingers sliding in with the help of a little (freezing cold) lube. you’re a mess by the time he’s got two fingers in, making sounds he’s not sure he’s ever heard you make before.

getting his dick in, however, is a whole different challenge.

it takes a good five minutes to even get the tip in, but when he does, he knows there’s really no going back. his head falls down in your shoulder as he pushes in inch by inch, his eyes rolled back. “that’s- oh, fuck, it’s so fucking tight”. you can’t tell if you hate it or love it, you just know he feels huge and you can barely move and- yeah, you fucking love it. he’s going as slow as he can, resisting the urge to press harder into you, to go faster, until you’re absolutely begging for it. your needy hole draws him in inch by inch until you’re both desperate, loud messes, four fists gripping at the sheets under you two until he wraps his big arms around you, grunting against your skin with every thrust. “god, you were fucking made for this… you were made for me to slut out every hole, huh?”

………..BOOO GAY THE GAY BOY LIKES ANAL BOOO

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Zendaya and Mike Faist in CHALLENGERS (2024), dir. Luca Guadagnino

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oh how i love patrick zweig

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upcoming challengers fic: bet on losing dogs

The Bible tells you that love is patient and kind but it doesn't warn you that it's also a kind of sickness with teeth.

Art fucks you like he's trying to crawl inside; Patrick, like he's trying to devour; and Tashi like she's trying to rebuild an empire; and you, for all your affected indifference, orbit like a distant planet and try so hard to hold them all inside of you that the self-destruction is catching.

bet on losing dogs, a deliriously self-indulgent love letter to challengers, is an upcoming multi-chapter reader insert work.

rating: explicit

fandom: challengers

pairings: everyone/everyone in one iteration or another, the way god intended

featuring/cw (thus far, will be highlighted for each specific chapter): bougie bisexual brown girl reader (i love alliteration), mentions/themes of classism, racism, sexism, and internalized homophobia; assorted homoerotic yearnings; suicidal ideation and mentions/a scene of an attempt; mutual masturbation; double penetration; infidelity; drug use; manipulation as a love language; everyone is toxic, everyone is gay, everyone has a praise kink, and everyone is my baby (especially you, dear reader).

tennis divider by: @thecutestgrotto

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last day of challengers anniversary week!

(lbr, every day is challengers day until this fixation wanes 😅)

thank you to everyone who took the time to interact and engage with me! 💖

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now don't forget to keep this same energy when "bet on losing dogs" is released 😂 IBEG

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mike faist practicing overhead smashes on the set of challengers is my fucking sexuality i swear

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CHALLENGERS (2024) Dir. Luca Guadagnino

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weirdly specific and unrelated asks to know someone well:

chipotle order?

thoughts on veganism?

a specific color that gives you the ick?

mythical creature you think/believe is real?

favorite form of potato?

do you use a watch?

what animal do you look forward to seeing when you visit an aquarium?

do you change into specific clothes for the house when you get home?

do you have a skincare routine (and how many steps is it)?

on a plane, do you ask for apple or orange juice?

anything from your childhood you’ve held on to?

brand of haircare/bodycare/skincare that you trust 100%?

first thing you’re doing in the purge?

do you think you’re dehydrated?

rank the methods of death: freezing, burning, drowning

thoughts on mint chocolate chip?

an anxious compulsion you do everyday?

your boba/tea order?

the veggie you dislike the most?

favorite disney princess movie?

a number that weirds you out?

do you have an emotional support water bottle?

do you wear jewelry?

which do you find yourself using, american or british english?

would you say you have good taste in music?

how’s your spice tolerance?

what’s your favorite or go-to outfit?

last meal on earth?

preferred pasta noodle?

ask me anything !

leave an ask for the person you reblog it from!

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upcoming challengers fic: bet on losing dogs

The Bible tells you that love is patient and kind but it doesn't warn you that it's also a kind of sickness with teeth.

Art fucks you like he's trying to crawl inside; Patrick, like he's trying to devour; and Tashi like she's trying to rebuild an empire; and you, for all your affected indifference, orbit like a distant planet and try so hard to hold them all inside of you that the self-destruction is catching.

bet on losing dogs, a deliriously self-indulgent love letter to challengers, is an upcoming multi-chapter reader insert work.

rating: explicit

fandom: challengers

pairings: everyone/everyone in one iteration or another, the way god intended

featuring/cw (thus far, will be highlighted for each specific chapter): bougie bisexual brown girl reader (i love alliteration), mentions/themes of classism, racism, sexism, and internalized homophobia; assorted homoerotic yearnings; suicidal ideation and mentions/a scene of an attempt; mutual masturbation; double penetration; infidelity; drug use; manipulation as a love language; everyone is toxic, everyone is gay, everyone has a praise kink, and everyone is my baby (especially you, dear reader).

tennis divider by: @thecutestgrotto