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Shout out to this one woman from Blair Witch Project. According to the directors everyone involved in the scene was a plant, except for her, some random woman from the real Burkitsville who was asked about the Blair Witch and immediately made up a story about seeing a documentary on the Discovery Channel about disappearing hunters. While carrying a child. Unsung MVP of horror

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Reminder that Tom graduated from Harvard with a degree in political science and Chaya has... a real estate license.

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got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me

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Fortune Teller: I see flames, and five- no- seven skeletons carrying your body away, as a murder of crows flies over your head.

Customer: Is that good?

Fortune Teller: No idea. But it looks- [mouth clicks twice] like, super badass.

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Mario and Luigi as the Creativitwins?

This is probable really niche but I do not care.

Since the amount of bowuigi fanfiction has been slowing down on Ao3 :( I've gone back to reading fanfics for Sanders sides. Which got me thinking about my favorite trash child, Remus, and of course his Twin Roman. Not in an au sort of fashion per se where it follows the plot of SS. Although now as I type I am getting something for that too (Might post it later). I'm mainly referring to the twins origins in the split and their being a Dark and a Light side of the world, for now.

So here's what I've got so far

Mario and Luigi where once a single child, brought to their parents by the storks just after being blessed with the powers of creation like most of the royal kingdoms children were. However their parents were obessesed with perfection and goodness and through a device and experimentation Manage to successfully separate the "Bad" traits (anxiety, nervousness, self doubt) and the "bad" parts of the child's creative powers from the child itself. Leaving them with a mostly whole child that they call Mario and the left over pieces they removed and have discarded into to the forest nearby beyond the boarder to the Dark side of the world.

These "left over's" are discovered by King Boo who painstakingly pieces them together and fills in the gaps with his own magic and the magic from his citizens over a series of months while being chased around by the Light. The result is little Luigi, a three quarter boo child made almost entirely by magic and emotion.

Raised separately, they have very different background and personality's but are forced together in young adulthood whenever the powers of Creation draws them alongside Daisy and Peach to teach them the skills they need as rulers.

Bowser and Luigi are childhood friends turned very happily betrothed in this specific version I've detailed though I do have versions where they meet one another at this school

Bowser is Janus because snake man. Peach is Logan because she's calm and collected. Daisy is Patton because she's up beat and morally headstrong. Mario is Roman obviously. And Luigi is a combo of Virgil and Remus.

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My lord I need you to make up your mind, where the fuck are we going

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Nautilus expedition live streams (+ their commentary) 2020 / 2021 / 2022

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Multi billion dollar corporations: We make crap AI ads because we rather hang ourselves than pay an extra cent for a quality work.

Midsize art supply manufacturer: We commissioned a watercolor artist to make an illustration for every color of our watercolor palette and make it into an art book with swatches.

(Ekaterina Goland for "Old master" watercolors by Gamma)

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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

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Not a major one piece fan but this always gets me

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Okay okay bowuigi werebeast idea. A monster rampages through the mushroom kingdom on the full moon, and everybody side-eyes Bowser and he's like, "it's not me this time!" Four weeks later it happens again, and Bowser is like "it's seriously not me, fuck you guys!"

Four weeks later it happens AGAIN and this time the monster gets injured, so the Mario bros roll up to Bowser's castle to see if he's got the same injury, which he doesn't. But he immediately notices that Luigi DOES, and asks why nobody suspects HIM.

Mario gets defensive and says Luigi got injured FIGHTING the beast. Bowser asks if anyone actually saw that happen, or if they just took Luigi's word. And when nobody can answer him to his satisfaction, Bowser proposes a test. Lock them BOTH up next full moon and see what happens.

Four weeks later, they do, and sure enough Luigi transforms… But he doesn't look like what everyone reported the beast to look like. And the same beast is once again rampaging while Bowser and Luigi are fully accounted for. So the problem isn't solved AND now they know it's contagious.

The next morning while everyone is panicking and attempting to strategize, Luigi approaches Bowser privately and asks if anybody knows where Junior was last night. The reason they suspected Bowser is the beast had horns and red hair like he does… but so does his son.

Luigi's gotten the closest to the beast, and he noticed a torn bandana still clinging to its neck. He hasn't told anyone, Junior is just a kid after all, he shouldn't be punished for something he can't control. Bowser is pissed off but he's grateful Luigi kept quiet, so they start looking for a cure

Turns out Junior was sneaking out while grounded, that's why he didn't tell anyone when he got bitten. He doesn't remember anything that happens while he's a beast, he thinks he's been sleepwalking.

Luigi agrees not to tell Mario anything, because he doesn't want Mario to worry any more than he already is. They'd agreed to search for a cure separately, so Luigi just doesn't bring up that he's technically not doing it ALONE.

The first cure Luigi and Bowser find doesn't work. It was too easy to find, Luigi isn't even surprised, but the interesting part is that it actually does anything at all. Once Luigi drinks it he transforms into his beast shape while keeping his human mind. It's certainly a lot better than rampaging!

There's still a chance he or Junior could be caught without the potion on the full moon, putting other people in danger, so Bowser isn't happy with the solution. The search continues. They travel to distant locales, mad laboratories, forbidden libraries. This adventure starts to be… not all bad.

Traveling to scary places isn't so bad when one of the scariest people you know is right at your side. And Luigi discovers that being able to turn into a beast whenever he wants kind of rules actually.

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Leverage 1x2- "The Homecoming Job"

Leverage 2x6- "The Top Hat Job"

Leverage 3x11- "The Rashomon Job"

Leverage 3x12- "The King George Job"

Leverage 4x1- "The Long Way Down Job"

Leverage 5x3- "The First Contact Job""

Leverage 5x9- "The Rundown Job"

Leverage: Redemption 1x2- "The Panamanian Monkey Job"

Leverage: Redemption 1x3- "The Rollin' on the River Job"

Leverage: Redemption 1x7- "The Double-Edged Sword Job"

Leverage: Redemption 2x4- "The Date Night Job"

Leverage: Redemption 2x8- "The Turkish Prisoner Job"

Leverage: Redemption 2x13- "The Crowning Achievement Job"

Leverage: Redemption 3x6- "The Swipe Right Job"

Leverage: Redemption 3x8- "The Cooling Off the Mark Job"

Leverage: Redemption 3x9- "The Polygeist Job"

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Leverage 5x9- "The Rundown Job"

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SO APPARENTLY MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE HOW HAS YOUR GUYS’ NIGHT BEEN

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