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It must be exhausting being a vampire and eating someone who gets off to it. I’d take psychic damage too if my lasagna was into vore.
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The wolf is so done with the fox’s bs 😂
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Doggo’s polite and subtle implication that he is interested in going for a walk
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You’ve all know Walk of Shame, But have you seen Walk Of Pride?
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When u walk into a room and find surfaces to get fucked on
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this gay bitch rly did his project on alan turing i’m calling it rn we Are getting confirmed gay will this season. i never even fully believed they would confirm it but like come on of all people
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fuck of desitel
i've been trying to think of a response to this for the last 5 minutes but i cant stop saying "fuck of desitel" silently to myself
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why is your cat green?
She’s built different 😌
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Newborn babies all have terrible eyesight so that their brains don’t have to process as much information. Which I think is a little bit funny.
Nature was like “Look, we get it. There’s a lot of stuff out here. A lot of pores on your dad’s face. You have no idea what a hand is. Don’t worry about the pores for now. Just figure out, in general, what a hand is and then maybe we”ll pump it up to high res.”
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I think about this meme every single day
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