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alright. new plan. we put rtd, moffat, and chibnail into an arena to fight to the death for who gets to be showrunner. and then while they’re distracted with that we get someone actually competent in the chair.

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The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

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Batman has a system in place to keep an eye on potential future "mad scientists" to make sure he stops them Before they build that death lazer or Before they decide to mutate humankind into lizards.

He keeps a list of all the potential candidates. Depending on how likely they are to go ballistic, he'll visit them more or less often.

The Fentons have been on his list for a decade at this point, but they've always been very low priority. Especially after Constantine assured him that it's impossible to capture or access ghosts with technology. So he hasn't visited them for a few years.

However, the time is here for Batman to check on them once more. Only ... when he tries to find Amity Park on a map, it's gone without a trace. There's a technological black out where the city used to be.

Suddenly worried that the Fentons have switched from ghost hunting to a more sinister science while he wasn't looking, Batman decides to go in person to Amity.

Batman arrives at a city under lockdown by a sinister government agency he's never heard of before. There are ghosts running rampant in the city and bringing destruction everywhere. There's a young hero trying to keep both sides from killing each other. And the Fentons ... well, they've become full-blown mad scientist with a portal to the Ghost Zone in their basement.

Maybe he should have kept a closer eye on the Fentons after all...

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“let women be straight” no. everyone lez out now

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I think Dorfl, Visit, and Reg would often spend time together in the guardian's office during breaks

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putting the word "twink" up on the shelf

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when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain

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Spite can be a incredible motivator

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permission to lib out?

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For no reason here is a library story

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love lying in job applications. Like. What the hell, sure. I am suited to fastpaced high pressure environments. No i will not kill anyone if i get even a little stressed out

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Naps are a forbidden technique, I think. If you pull them off just right you'll access a pool of near-endless rejuvenating power, but if you mess up some inscrutable part of the ritual your vitality and might will be sapped and you'll be left at the mercy of your opponents

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It is kind of wild how often parents will like. "Warn" you about their kid being autistic. I was a swim instructor and sometimes after the first lesson parents will be like "sorry if our kid was soooo annoying and hard to work with theyre *stage whisper* autistic" and I'm like. "Haha no they were great!" And internally I'm like. We literally were talking about Minecraft and using that to learn to swim that was fucking awesome maybe be nicer to your kid.

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no way i just saw people in tiktok comments crying screaming throwing up at the idea of aslan being a jesus figure. worsties the lion literally dies to save edmund (the sinner) and then rises from the dead. he tells the pevensies he can be found under a different name in our world. what else could this have meant

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