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Desperately trying to finish listening to this audiobook before Libby repos my shit

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Going to see children and adolescents dance badly, play ball badly, sing badly, play recorder badly because they are young: YES! YOU ARE LEARNING! INCREDIBLE!

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do you know how many people are STARVING for a slim waisted anarchist boyfriend with a weird haircut and a big sexy nose!?!?

AND YOU TRY TO DROWN HIM IN A RIVER!?!?

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The way he looked at Silco when they were young, his never-ending regret over what he did, and the happiness on his face in the alternate timeline—oh, it haunted him.

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Quick Vanco paintings just because

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I love that the moment Mel disappears everything goes to shit. Poor girl got kidnapped and when she comes back her boyfriends are going to war against each other.

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because I’m on a meljayvik kick rn

Viktor has to sleep in the middle of the bed bc both Mel and Jayce run hot. any combo where he is not in the center has whoever is on the end sweating profusely and the person in the middle has one cold side and one warm side. it’s science.

Mel is the coolest and calmest of their heads, yes, but she is most definitely in on their “yes, and?” dynamic to science and magic. She is all for the chaos, she just wants them to wear protective equipment while doing the chaos.

Jayce designed their shower to be double the size of a normal walk-in. Their tub is pretty much a hot tub. Do with this what you will.

Jayce carries both his partners on his shoulders. He also can do many a set of pushups with both of them on his back. They’ve played chess against each other on Jayce’s back, while also asking for advice on chess moves.

Jayce and Mel have a game called “do not leave Viktor alone with Ambessa”. For everyone’s sake, they have been 100% successful. Jayce gets jealous, and the last thing Mel wants her mom to know is that they do share a taste in types of men. Viktor is unaware of this game. Ambessa is curious of the twink her daughter is hiding from her.

Mel is the first person who gets to see all their prototypes in action. She has also been woken up in the middle of the night when one (usually both) have an idea. She is 100% behind this, though she didn’t appreciate the time Viktor and Jayce woke her up for what ended up being a literal lamp re-design. They spent an hour talking about their genius and innovative light, powered by hextech, just for her to flick their bedside lamp on.

Mel has never laughed so much in her life since meeting and getting with them. She attributes these years as the best ones so far. Jayce and Viktor feel the same.

Viktor is just. Always in meetings now. Chilling out. What are you gonna do? Tell the de facto-head of council Jayce he can’t bring in his partner and tell the richest and also most influential member Mel she can’t bring in her other Boyfriend? Good luck.

He actually does not want to be in these meetings. He's there for moral support and the promises of coffee. Also Mel needs him to occasionally hit Jayce's chair with his cane when the other man starts to fall asleep.

He also sneaks notes to her of drawings and she's been mad (not really) ever since he made her snort really loudly due to his caricature of hoskel and salo. It's framed in their office.

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imagine fourth wheeling a tricycle

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The propaganda really couldn't be more blatant could it...

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so the tiktok ban was literally just propaganda for the trump administration. like. we all agree with that right. this is just laughably transparent. the ban wasn't even 24 hours. not even a whole day. to quote my infinitely funnier mutual from Discord, "Misha Collins was bisexual longer than TikTok was banned"

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"So this is how liberty dies... With thunderous applause."

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WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN ELON DID A NAZI SALUTE

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And there are still people claiming they're the good guys.

They are recreating the 1940's right in front of our eyes, original choreography and all, they could not make it more obvious if they tried, and there are still. STILL. People who think they're going to fix the world.

And they fucking clapped for him. He did it TWICE and they CLAPPED FOR HIM.

Fuck, man.

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just as a general reminder

learn how to fact-check for yourself, cause soon enough, most online sources won't be reliable

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So we knew the election was rigged but I didn't expect Trump to straight up say Elon rigged the computers in Pennsylvania. How much do you guys want to bet not a damn thing is done about it

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Not even 24 hours in and the richest man in the world just did a Nazi salute in 2025 on national television