fang-kwon-do-master

[fang-kwon-do-master]

That is one adorable lil chick!

Thank you. Indeed, he isss surprisingly cute for a non-ssserpentine. Not as cute as a sssnakelet, but still cute

[fang-kwon-do-master]

please expect a wheel of cheese to come rolling into your snake city like a tumble weed within the hour :-)

I'll tell sssomeone to keep watch, I guess. I feel like there would be easier waysss of doing that. But, who am I to ask questionsss of you people, I sssuppose

[fang-kwon-do-master]

You will have a crown befitting a king upon your brow before the first Final Battle occurs

That isss... ominous. At least that would mean I would finally take my rightful place as king though, if a random anonymousss message is to be believed anywaysss

[fang-kwon-do-master]

Who do you think will win, when the Green Ninja finally first faces the Ultimate Evil?

I've heard of the unfortunate incident that befell the green ninja, however I'm still doubtful about his abilitiesss. The legend of the green ninja isss not part of our recordsss, but I believe I have the jist of it.

Hopefully he will not have to deal with it for a long, long time

[fang-kwon-do-master]

There are non-serpentine snakes that live in trees.

By non-serpentine I mean the kind of snakes that aren't like Hypnobrai, Fangpyre, Venomari, that kind of stuff.

There's a kind of snake that can glide really far by waving it's body around in the air. oh and anacondas, while they can't fly, they are semi-aquatic, and since they're the largest kind of snake, they live in the water most of the time to help deal with all their heft.

also there's a snake that I swear looks like a judgmental shoelace.

I... did not know that. It ssseems the Master had some creative ideas. I know that ssserpentine definitely can not fly, or evem glide naturally.

I know the Venomari are partially aquatic. If you consider lurking around in acid to be aquatic anywaysss. I can't understand why anyone would want to do that though

[fang-kwon-do-master]

The real question is. do YOU knolw your fahtr?

Yesss, I did. But both my parentsss have been gone a long time. Luckily, before the entombment, thank the master. It'sss not something I tend to dwell on

[fang-kwon-do-master]

any arboreal serpentine ?????

No, why would we?! Ssserpentine don't belong in trees either!... Well, I suppose I wouldn't have to ask the other generalsss to confirm. Perhapsss some other tribesss had tree villages I dont know of, but that's highly doubtful. Especially because I can't fathom why anyone would want to live in treesss!

[fang-kwon-do-master]

oh yeah? ever heard of sea serpents? 🤨

Those aren't sssnakes! Not in the way I meant, anywaysss. I was talking about ssserpentine!

[fang-kwon-do-master]

todd recently posted about his father and your about thirty years older then him so did you know todds father back then?

Do you have the ssslightest idea how little that narrows it down? I don't know who hisss father is. Ssstill, probably not.

But if I'm counting correctly, that would be... during the entombment...

[fang-kwon-do-master]

convince him to create a swimming pool next!

No, I doubt he would listen to me anywaysss, but no. What would we even do with a ssswimming pool? Sssnakes don't belong in water!

[fang-kwon-do-master]

hey Skaley are do all female hypnobrai have pink scales?

No, not at all. What even gave you that idea? Most Hypnobrai look the same to sssurface dwellersss, regardless of sex.

Though, sssometimes sunlight can make our scalesss have different undertonesss. Also, I sssuppose albinism makesss a few of us seem pink

[fang-kwon-do-master]

I told the chick now it'ssss sssssad

I'm sssure it will recover. Alssso, i have doubt

[fang-kwon-do-master]

You have a proper home again :D

Indeed, it'sss quite nice here. This is the best I've ssseen it in decades. Of course, most of that time it wasss lost to the sandsss, but still

[fang-kwon-do-master]

At leasst Garmadon takesss an interesst in what I like >:{ !

I don't even know who you are!

[fang-kwon-do-master]

General, I’ve gotten lost in a mall and can’t find a way out help.

-🍬🐍

How did you even- Nevermind, I don't know why I ask. I'll sssee if someone can pick you up. Ssstop going to sssurface dweller places, we can't afford another jailbreak

[fang-kwon-do-master]

Waht if baby no have egg tooth?

Do I ssseem like I know? Just because I'm ssserpentine, doesn't mean I know everything about my kind.

I believe eggsss are cut open if there's thought to be a problem. But again, I am not medical nor a parent

[fang-kwon-do-master]

would it be weird if a person was with a serpentine. What would the babes look like?!

Why am I the perssson your asking? All you people do isss torment me. I don't want to even think about it