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*Not wanting to pull away just yet, Ling Yun lets out a low hum in reply. He’s surprised at how gently Snorri is touching him, but he has more important things to focus on at the moment. Like taking a little more of him into his mouth, twisting his head and making sure none of his teeth are in the way*

*After maybe half a minuet of bobbing and head twisting he finally does move back, though slowly, sucking on him as he goes. He wants to try to get as many swear words out of Snorri as he can* 

*He looks up with a smile after he pops off, eyes flashing gold* It’s fine, you know. Actually, I find it pretty hot if I’m honest. 

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*Screwing his eyes shut tight, Snorri took another shuddering breath, moving his hand to stroke Ling Yun’s hair with surprising softness given how hard he was gripping the chair with his other hand. Realising his slip in languages, he laughed, only able to afford being half exasperated with himself given the circumstance.*

Sorry, I forget. I’m still not used to a non-native- Fuck…

*Accent rounding out the words, the sentence bounced from one word to the next, as if mimicking the motions Ling Yun was making with his mouth.*

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*takes a few steps towards him and takes Wing's hand away from his eyes, that was beginning to look painful. He's still frowning* 

Do you like, need a hug or something?

Because I have no idea how to.. do any of this. The last time I was in love with someone I walked out on her. I spent 8 years with her, then in the middle of the night i packed a bag and left. I didn’t see her again for over 40 years. I do not do well with love. You know that.

That and I don’t… feel like I want a serious relationship. Not right now. Not so close after- *he cuts himself off, pursing his lips, his head dropping forward. After a moment Wing sighs and leans back, pulling a hand through his hair, frustrated and uneasy* I don’t want that. I don’t want to fuck her over because of me. Because of her.

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*stops looking at him to stare at the floor instead, he has no idea what to say to all this* 

..So you're afraid of hurting her then. *sighs* You know Xiao.. she's like a frilly, pink boomerang. She'll keep comin' back no matter how far you throw her. I don't think you're going to hurt her. Yourself, maybe, but not her. 

You really need to talk about this to her man. I don't know a lot about relationships and love and all that shit, but I do know you shouldn't just leave all this to rot in your head. *frowns, concerned* 

*JUST WATCHES HIM WITH THIS AMUSED EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE*

Mhmm…… “nothing more” my ass. But you can keep denying it if you want. 

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*is actually taken aback at this, he didn't intend to get Wing upset* 

....Well don't tell me all this. Tell her, I have a feeling she'd be happy to hear it. 

..Why are you getting angry? *tilts head* 

*waves a finger at him defensively, because really, Ling Yun you 100% have the wrong idea…. yeah*

I only got her a kitten as an apology, nothing more, okay? I did a vanishing trick and I didn’t tell her before hand and she worried sick… about me… and I.. felt bad so I… tried to make it….. oh fuck.

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*JUST WATCHES HIM WITH THIS AMUSED EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE*

Mhmm...... "nothing more" my ass. But you can keep denying it if you want. 

fanghuo-zhe replied to your post:You’re so in love with Xiao, it’s obvious.

Man.. you got her a /kitten/. If that doesn’t say something, I don’t know what does. *shifts his weight to his other foot, shrugging* Just telling you what I see.

*waves a finger at him defensively, because really, Ling Yun you 100% have the wrong idea…. yeah*

I only got her a kitten as an apology, nothing more, okay? I did a vanishing trick and I didn’t tell her before hand and she worried sick… about me… and I.. felt bad so I… tried to make it….. oh fuck.

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I- I warned you- *heaving breath* Well not really, but you get it. *waves hand dismissively* 

*flops onto the back of the couch* *grooooans*

*breath hitches and he tries to squirm away* 

Uh… 

*why is he feeling nervous about this? We will never know* *for now though he will make pathetic squeak noises as he tries not to laugh*

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*aaand his face turns red as he starts scREAMING WITH LAUGHTER* 

Oh- oh god st- *he cant even finish, he's trying to squirm away, he's going to fall off the sofa, hES FALLING OFF THE SOFA* 

*JUMPS* NNNN- 

Not that gentle. *holds back giggles by biting his lip* *he’s trying so hard*

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*breath hitches and he tries to squirm away* 

Uh... 

*why is he feeling nervous about this? We will never know* *for now though he will make pathetic squeak noises as he tries not to laugh*

I guess I kind of deserve this don’t I? 

*mumbles* ………..Back of the knees. Please be gentle I am delicate. *PULLS A FAKE SAD FACE*

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*JUMPS* NNNN- 

Not that gentle. *holds back giggles by biting his lip* *he's trying so hard*

*leans back*

Yeah well, you’re lucky I’m so nice right? I’ve spared you again.

*HE IS SO NERVOUS RN*

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3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?

Oh yeah, lots of times. I like it, but I get overstimulated pretty easily if you do it for too long.

4. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?

It depends, really. If the person who’s doin’ it is good with their hands then they’re incredible. I like giving them to guys enough, theres a certain level of control that goes along with them I think.

5. Do you like having your balls touched?

Yes. Yes.

9. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?

*shrugs* Meh.. Rope and handcuffs are fun, if that counts. I’ve never really been into that scene though.

10. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?

Honestly, the shower is where I masturbate the most. So yeah, a lot. 

14. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?

Oh yeah, definitely. They’ve seen it before. Or are going to see it. Not really a big deal for me.

17. How often do you masturbate?

….Often. It relieves stress you know. And helps with my headaches. 

18. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?

Usually on my back if I’m in bed, its the most comfortable. If I’m in the shower then I just lean against the wall. 

20. How big is your penis?

Uhh.. 5 inches? I’ve never really thought to measure. ((he is just under 5in. possible 4.9in. ?? i havent thought about it omg ; v ; )) 

22. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?

I was once but it grew back *INSANE LAUGHTER*

25. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?

Sometimes. Again, it depends on the person. I’ve seen some pretty beautiful dicks and vaginas in my time though.

26. Do you like the way your genitals look?

Yeah, yeah, I’m pretty okay with them. I’m kinda stuck with ‘em so- *shrugs*

34. Spit or Swallow?

….Honestly? It depends on what the guy tastes like. If it’s bitter or something then spit, definitely. 

35. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?

I shoot actually- Not especially far but… I got myself in the eye once though! Not very pleasant. 

36. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?

Its hot. Really, it is. Especially if I get to see the other guy’s face while he does it.

38. Have you ever given/received a footjob?

Yep. Lots of times. *smirks* It was pretty fun too.

44. Do you own any sex toys?

Ahh.. a few. I have a few vibrators and some sleeves. And also a few dildos somewhere.. There are a few more I’ve had my eyes on for a while though. * B) * 

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I guess I kind of deserve this don't I? 

*mumbles* ...........Back of the knees. Please be gentle I am delicate. *PULLS A FAKE SAD FACE*

- !!!

………………….K- keep guessing. *folds his legs a bit more, trying so hard to not make it look obvious*

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*leans back*

Yeah well, you're lucky I'm so nice right? I've spared you again.

*HE IS SO NERVOUS RN*

*shakes his head, tapping on one of his knees* One more guess Snorri~ 

*SMIRKS @* 

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- !!!

......................K- keep guessing. *folds his legs a bit more, trying so hard to not make it look obvious*

Nnn.. Okay, two more guesses. But only because I like you, and because you’re fun to tease.

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*shakes his head, tapping on one of his knees* One more guess Snorri~ 

*SMIRKS @* 

No, but you are getting closer! *actually giggles* 

One more wrong guess and I’m tickling you again.

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Nnn.. Okay, two more guesses. But only because I like you, and because you're fun to tease.

Nnnnnope~ 

You’re never going to guess. *grins back and folds his legs in front of him* Its in the weirdest place.

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No, but you are getting closer! *actually giggles* 

One more wrong guess and I'm tickling you again.

Wh- *lAUGHS* No! No it’s not my ass. Oh my god Snorri- *dissolves completely into giggles*

Keep guessing~

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Nnnnnope~ 

You're never going to guess. *grins back and folds his legs in front of him* Its in the weirdest place.

*stops the torture, because he’s not that cruel. And because Snorri said please* 

To be fair, I am as well. But I’m not going to tell you where, you have to guess that.