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Picture this: water sex with Killian 💦 And there are various ways this could go:

You're relaxing in the tub together, and soon you're straddling his lap with him inside you. And there's cockwarming involved; you want to sit & feel each other for a few minutes before you start riding him (plus it’s a great way to tease him 😘). Stroking each other’s faces & giving each other open-mouthed kisses on your skin with the warm water lapping around you as you pleasure each other.

You’re swimming in a secret sea cave that you discovered together. Soon he has you up against the wall, glowing in the water light’s reflection. Since it’s a secret cave, you can be as loud as you want as he thrusts inside you.

While lounging at the beach, he lays you down on the sand, the water just barely washing over his legs as it meets the shoreline. You relax into the warm wet sand beneath you as he delves into you, the waves crashing into you just adds more to the pleasure.

There’s just something about sex in the water, you know? 🥰🌊

Divine. No notes. Romantic and sexy. Seriously can’t fault that.

Love a secret cave moment. And you bet he’s going to be trying to make you scream, just to hear the sound of it echo.

Beautiful to imagine, certainly paints a very vivid picture, but I can’t get off that cleanup. You’ll have sand in places you don’t want it for weeks. 🤣 But otherwise, the fantasy is immaculate!

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Thinking about Cisserus towards the beginning of her being a vampire. She lures you into an empty church to leave you there, propped against a pool of holy water, to obsess over her blasphemous actions the night before. you wake up the next morning smeared with blood and scratches.

Incredibly hot, anon! I definitely think she’d get off on the scandal and blasphemy of the seduction of someone, especially one who thinks they’re pious. And then leaving them to deal with their guilt over letting themselves be so easily seduced away from their god.

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Being taken care of is literally my biggest kink. Being doted on, cuddled whenever i need, held, and reassured. Being checked on and made sure im okay. Literally just take care of me and i will be jello in your hands

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i would kneel on the ground to tie the laces of your boots especially made for kicking ass. i would unlace your fanciest pair of heels at the end of the night and would carry you to bed; i'd massage the balls of your feet, the stiffness in your calves and press a kiss to your knee.

i would tie up your hair when you've got soap suds or flour up to your elbows, leaving the softest of kisses behind your ear. i would plait your hair, combing my fingers through your hair while we watch a film. soft yellow lamplight and fairy lights flickering we're in a world of our own.

i would peel all the oranges, bananas, pomegranates for you. you name it and it's done, baby. even if i haven't long nails to do so, i'll get a knife; i'll find a way. in fact, give me a knife and a peeler so i may peel apples and cut them into bite sized pieces. fruit preparation. i would cut fruit for you if i loved you.

i would hold an umbrella over your head when it's pouring. especially if you're taller than me, honey. i'd stretch my arm so that you don't get caught in the rain. i would walk through a rainstorm to see you, you know. but maybe on occasion we could dance in that rain, hot summer air keeping our shirts stuck to our skin; yet there we'll stay, laughing and drinking in this beauty.

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in that type of mood to punch it out at the gym until i'm sweating and panting and aching all over. arms throbbing in time with my heartbeat, breaths heaving out.

i'd get home to take a shower and my girl would sneak in too. just the two of us under the spray, pressing our foreheads together, just feeling our bodies against one another. we're not doing anything, but the intimacy is everything. it's knowing you're here, that you'll be here on both the good and bad days.

we'll migrate to our bed after we've dried off at some point. damp and flushed and sore, i'd curl up around you, kissing the nape of your neck before we drift off into a well deserved nap.

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Pretty girl who likes wearing my hoodies >>>>

She’s sitting on the couch, looking oh so pretty in my clothes, so good that I just have to get my hands on her. Pulling her on my lap and kissing her while my hands slide under her hoodie, my hoodie. Hearing those beautiful soft sounds as she gets all worked up for me.

Making her keep the hoodie on, and watching her grip it tightly in her fists as I eat her out.

This post is about WLW, men and minors DNI!

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Yearning to wake up next to a princess femme... her presence so comforting, our joint rest so soothing... opening my eyes to find my baby curled up against me, one of my arms folded under her head as a pillow, the other sneaking under the silk nightgown I bought her, caressing her back, my fingers weakly tracing her waist ... my nose pressed in her soft, velvet hair, waking up to the intoxicatingly pleasurable smell of cherry perfume, cocoa skin butter and an ever present fregrance of warm, fresh laundry, my lips softly resting on her forehead... watching her eyelashes flutter while they're dreaming, taking in every soft breath and satisfied sigh... admiring how the linen duvet clings to those curves, readjusting the crochet comforter to cover her legs, making sure they stay cozy with me...

When my sweetheart's eyes finally flutter open I'd let her press their head in my chest, asking for just five more minutes with a pouty yawn and a gentle stretch... of course, whatever my princess wants, she gets, and I softly rake my fingers through her hair, listening to the birds tweet outside, wind bells chiming softly, pitter-patter of our cat's paws approaching to greet us good morning, all while I feather kisses upon her perfect face and coo praises in her ear,

And when my sweat peach is sated with her rest, I'l immediately get to spoiling her with her favorite breakfast, cutting fruit and frying French toast while she drinks her coffee and admires her lover with those round, bright doe eyes l'm a sucker for <3

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I'm not a romantic type of person yet but the first time I wake up cuddled up close to Her and she grins down at me with a sleepy content smile and grabs my jaw and kisses me slowly and sweetly and I can feel her joy lingering on the slight curve of her lips and I feel wholly safe and serene in her arms I'll AUUGH AUUGH AUUGH AUUGH AUUGH sorry that was unrelated I promise

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i want a cute girlfriend that blushes when i push her against the wall and whisper filthy things in her ear ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

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In the interest of keeping things spicy... how would the hws react if they walked in on you touching yourself?

Adrienne Maloof: Slightly amused. She’ll bow out casually, allow you to finish, unless you ask her to join, in which case she likely would. “I’ll let you finish. Call me if you need me.”

Camille Grammer: Camille will be shocked and apologetic at first, probably covering her eyes, but not immediately leaving. Once she’s gotten past it, she’ll probably joke about it. “If you need any help, all you have to do is ask.”

Denise Richards: Denise will fully walk in on you and not bat an eye. She’ll pause whatever she had been coming to say and ask, “Without me? Should I be offended?” And then she’ll probably join you.

Eileen Davidson: Eileen gets a bit awkward walking in on you, and maybe even a touch shy. “I really didn’t mean to interrupt. I can go if you need to…” and then she’ll probably duck out without finishing her sentence.

Erika Jayne: Erika is surprised, but not at all bothered. She’ll crack a smile and joke. “Why didn’t I get an invite?” If you offer one after, then she’s probably going to take you up on it.

Jill Zarin: You’ll get a string of ‘oh my gods’ as she averts her eyes, which she will be peeking through as soon as she gets ahold of herself. “Were you…?” Once you confirm it, she’ll probably linger a bit longer, unsure of what to say until she finally comes out with, “Thinking of me?”

Kim Richards: Kim’s probably not even going to notice, or care if she does. Once you’ve been together a while it becomes pretty commonplace to walk in on each other like that, and if she’s in the right mood, she’ll join you if you want or she might just pop in to tell you that dinner’s ready. “Oh, hey, do you want me in here or can I start dinner?”

Kyle Richards: Kyle will 100% freak out. She’s going to be more distressed about it than you are by the time it’s over and she’ll apologize about the intrusion for a good while after. “I so did not mean to interrupt, if I had known…” and when you teasingly ask her to join next time, she blushes like crazy.

Lisa Rinna: Rinna would pretend to be scandalized, but she’s really just amused, possibly even a bit turned on by it. “Wait, honey, let me. I can get so much deeper.”

Lisa Vanderpump: Lisa is likely to either laugh (out of amusement, not maliciously or anything) at the fact that she’d caught you in the act or leave you to it with some sort of quip. “Continue on, saves me the work.”

LuAnn De Lesseps: LuAnn is momentarily shocked, but recovers quickly and takes charge of the situation. “Wouldn’t it be so much better if it were my hand instead of yours?” And of course there’s no arguing with the Countess.

Ramona Singer: Ramona will tease you about it a little, and after she’s cracked a joke or two, she’d likely offer to help you out. “Looks like you could use a hand. Mine’s free.”

Sonja Morgan: With Sonja you can expect her to either sit down and ask to watch, or take matters into her own hands and finish you off herself. “Let Sonja take care of you, or I could just watch. Your choice.”

Sutton Stracke: Sutton will probably be more embarrassed than you. She’ll apologize and quickly leave, yet you’ll still be able to hear her freaking out just outside the door. “Oh my god, I am so sorry, please forgive me.”

A/N: I did a quote for one, and then I just went crazy and gave them all one. Oops 😅

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What do you think the first kiss with the housewives would be like?

Adrienne Maloof: Adrienne would be giving you signs to kiss her all night, and should you not pick up on them yourself, she’ll take matters into her own hands and pull you down into a kiss that’s both strong and still soft.

Camille Grammer: Leading up to the first kiss, Camille will really lean into the flirting. Your whole world will be centered on her, and she’ll lean in like she’s ready, but you’ll still have to be the one to officially make the move.

Denise Richards: Denise is taking what she wants, no questions asked. It’ll be a pretty spontaneous thing, maybe after some joke that got her to laugh and she’ll just know in that moment that she has to kiss you.

Eileen Davidson: There’s a really soft moment between the two of you and Eileen just looks at you with this adoration in her eyes before she asks if she can kiss you, to which, likely too surprised and happy for words, you nod and she does.

Erika Jayne: Erika takes a while to really work up to a first kiss, a real one anyway, not one that’s just in the heat of the moment before/during sex. She’s careful with who she lets in, and when she does let it happen, you’ll be surprised by the genuine emotion behind it.

Jill Zarin: She wants to feel desired, chased a little, and reassured that the feelings are real. She’ll drop obvious hints, standing a little too close, brushing your hand, but she won’t initiate. When it happens, she’ll act surprised, but she’s been waiting for it.

Kim Richards: Kim is sweet, vulnerable, and often a little guarded emotionally. She needs to feel safe to even consider a kiss. She’d probably get flustered right before but wouldn’t stop you if you leaned in gently. She’d likely tear up afterward, not out of sadness, but because it really meant something to her.

Kyle Richards: It would be a very mutual moment with Kyle, maybe after some teasing or laughter, and then that pause where you both realize the energy has shifted. She wouldn’t hesitate to go for it, but she’d have to be sure it’s not one sided. It would feel natural, like something that was always going to happen.

Lisa Rinna: She’s going to be bold and playful about it. She’ll probably tease you a little, make you think it’s about to happen, but then pull away. Only when she’s sure it’ll take you by absolute surprise will she finally lean in and go for it.

Lisa Vanderpump: A first kiss with Lisa is basically a religious experience. It’ll be her choice as to when and how it happens, and it’ll be just long and sweet enough to make your head spin, then things will be right back to normal as if she didn’t just cause your whole world to shift.

LuAnn De Lesseps: LuAnn isn’t afraid to make the first move if necessary, but she also likes to be romanced, so she might give you a few signs, lean in so close that she’s practically daring you to kiss her, but if you don’t, she’ll eventually relent and do it herself.

Ramona Singer: With Ramona it’s entirely unplanned. She’ll be talking and you’ll respond with something that just makes something click in Ramona’s head and she’ll blurt, “I could seriously just kiss you”. Then she would. She’d feel a little guilty for springing it on you so out of the blue that she’d take you out to dinner and make the next one feel far more romantic.

Sonja Morgan: There’s a look in Sonja’s eyes that tells you it’s coming, possibly before she even consciously decides to do it. You’ll have a little time to prepare, but you still won’t be ready. It’s pretty intense and leaves you reeling, and definitely wanting more.

Sutton Stracke: Sutton can be a little unsure of herself in new emotional territory. She’s cautious and easily flustered. She might fidget or giggle nervously, even if she’s clearly into you. She won’t make the first move, but if you approach her gently, maybe with a compliment or after a tender moment she’ll be all in. The kiss would be sweet, maybe a little shaky, but very sincere.

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First time with the housewives please! ❤️

Adrienne Maloof: Adrienne takes the lead. She knows what she wants, and if you’re nervous, she’s got you, all you have to do is follow her lead. She listens to what you like and shows you how to touch her to ensure you both have the best time possible.

Camille Grammer: Camille is flirting all day leading up to it. You know it’s coming and you’re more than ready. She takes the lead in the beginning but lets you take over and adore her like she knows you’re capable of.

Denise Richards: There was no pretense with Denise. She kissed you like she meant it—hot, a little aggressive, and completely in the moment. There was a playful glint in her eye when she asked, “You sure you can handle me?” You were honestly a little intimidated, but you were more than willing to try.

Eileen Davidson: Eileen is the ultimate mood setter. She’ll have the place covered in rose petals, soft music in the background and there will be no doubt as to what she intends. You’re utterly charmed and it’s easy to fall for her classic seduction.

Erika Jayne: It’s fun, it’s very flirty and when she finally has you in bed with her, she will absolutely rock your world. She might tease a little, but it’s only meant to heighten the experience.

Jill Zarin: Jill would be a little nervous and giggly at the start of your first time together, but once things really heated up, it was completely worth every second of teasing and tempting she made you endure beforehand.

Kim Richards: Kim would be a bit of a nervous wreck before your first time together. She’d be worried about disappointing you, but with enough gentleness and reassurance, she’d get past it and just enjoy the way you showed her that she had nothing to worry about.

Kyle Richards: Kyle would be giggly and nervous the first time. She knew she definitely wanted it, but there was something both thrilling and terrifying about it. You’d have to take things slow until she was ready to really go for it.

Lisa Rinna: It would be an experience you’d never forget. She’d have it all planned, put on lingerie in your favorite color, spend her time getting you in the mood. And when she finally had you how she wanted you, she’d tease you until you begged her to stop.

Lisa Vanderpump: You better be prepared to wow her. You’ve earned a very high privilege being allowed into her bed, so you better prove your worth. If you earn her praise in the end, you’ll know you’ve done a good enough job.

LuAnn De Lesseps: LuAnn would guide you through what she knows she likes at first, giving you a good starting point in how to please her. If you make yourself a quick study then she’ll reward you with praise and a mind blowing orgasm of your own.

Ramona Singer: Once Ramona gets it in her head to take you to bed, she’ll be very impatient to get there. She’ll have her hands all over you, tugging at your clothes as you make your way to her bedroom.

Sonja Morgan: Sonja knows what shes doing. After successfully seducing you, she’s not wasting any time. Your clothes and hers will be strewn down the hallway and you’ll frankly be lucky to even make it to her bed. But even your first time with her will be great. She has a way of knowing what you like almost more than you do.

Sutton Stracke: Nervous energy and soft hands. Sutton wasn’t used to being vulnerable like this, but she wanted to be. “I don’t usually do this,” she whispered, eyes big and open. But her touch was exploratory, curious, and once she started, she didn’t want to stop.

*Sorry this took forever, but hey, bonus housewife added because I went and fell in love with Denise Richards, after seeing her new show. Whoops. I actually didn’t like her that much on her later appearances on RHOBH, but she’s so much better on her own than with the other ladies. I also added her to the rest of these already.

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Yes babygirl, twirl for me to show off your new dress, then come sit in my lap so I can feel you up through it.

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I just want to be mean to you. Are you gonna be a good slut and let me say these things about you? I know you get all dripping wet when I call you my toy. Fuck yourself on my thigh and whimper so pretty for me. You aren't allowed to cum though, no that's only a gift I get. And you are going to keep being good for me until I am finally satisfied.

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Thinking about a priest jerking off to me because he wants me so fucking bad, but knows he can’t break his celibacy vows and have me.

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i need a girl who lets me be so ridiculously obsessed with her with no judgment

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All right, so, here's a question that a) is spicy and b) I am fairly confident as to where LVP is gonna be :] Who's more of a giver, who prefers receiving, and who is an equal opportunity housewife?

Prefers Giving

Eileen Davidson: Mostly a giver. It’s just in her nature. Has to be in the right mood to be on the receiving end.

Lisa Rinna: Very enthusiastic giver. While she does love being on the receiving end, she much prefers giving. Making you scream is one of her favorite things.

LuAnn De Lesseps: Almost went equal opportunity with her, but she loves the control that being the giver earns her, so she went up here.

Equal Opportunity

Adrienne Maloof: Really doesn’t have a strong preference one way or another, and likes things to be equal in the bedroom.

Camille Grammer: Can skew a little towards the receiver in preference at times, but is generally up to giving as good as she gets.

Denise Richards: Denise loves giving and receiving. As far as she’s concerned you can’t have one without the other.

Erika Jayne: Fair is fair with her, and while she usually prefers to be on the receiving end first, she’s not about to let it stop once she’s satisfied. She’s fully taking care of you right after.

Kim Richards: Kim falls right in the middle. Her preference tends to switch with her mood. If she’s had a long day, then she prefers to be on the receiving end, but if she’s up and energized, then she’s perfectly fine giving first too.

Kyle Richards: There are times when Kyle gets pretty passive and favors being the receiver, but generally, she’s pretty flexible. As long as you’re both getting what you want, then she’s good.

Ramona Singer: Ramona can go either way pretty happily. She’s just as enthused about giving as she is receiving.

Sonja Morgan: To Sonja, it’s all tit for tat anyway, if you’ll pardon the expression, so she doesn’t really have a preference, as long as you’re both coming out it happy, then she’s pretty much set.

Prefers Receiving

Jill Zarin: While Jill is great at giving, she does tend to prefer receiving. It’s stress relief for her and while she’s often too tired to repay the favor immediately, you’ll likely get yours in the morning before she sweetly asks you to bring her coffee/breakfast, knowing you’ll do just about anything for her after that.

Lisa Vanderpump: I think it’s well established by now that Lisa is not just a pillow princess, but a goddamn pillow queen. She loves to be on the receiving end and you better count yourself damn lucky when she decides to give for a change.

Sutton Stracke: Sutton prefers to be on the receiving end mostly because she’s an over thinker. When she’s giving, she worries she’s not good enough, or just feels awkward. But really, she’s actually quite good at giving, she just gets too in her head sometimes.