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I don’t like getting kicked in the head anymore
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Guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons
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One day I washed up on the shore and now I'm making it everyone's problem
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i do think id look good as fuck after receiving an obviously lethal blow. like i feel id do a great job looking down at my body to see a gaping hole in it, making eye contact with you, saying “oh” very quietly before i keel over… stuff like that
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who up wanting to change things that can't be changed
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all the girls my age are wretched knights or princesses being corrupted by wicked sorceresses or whatever... and I'm just here literally pilfering XD
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sigh...whatever *swigns my awsuome giant sword around*
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Anybody else just full of guilt like all the time
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I have responsibilities like self torment and isolation
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fuuuuuck i have needs and wants and desires :( sadly they needto put me at the bottom of a deep as fuck hole and pour cement over me because of this
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i would smoke an enchanted cigarette if given the opportunity
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SHE WISHED FOR ME
SHE KISSED ME SHE KISSED ME ON THE CHEEK WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
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SHE KISSED ME SHE KISSED ME ON THE CHEEK WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
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shocked that that was the first time i’ve fought some sirens.
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just a janitor ??? fuck you captain avarice and your stupid little gay jacket too
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