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I miss being here & I'm trying to get Lucien back to his former glory. I'm off next week so hope to have everything queued by then.

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I miss being here & I'm trying to get Lucien back to his former glory. I'm off next week so hope to have everything queued by then.

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i express all of my emotions by saying “fuck” in varying tones

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PINTEREST PROMPTS

Pinterest quotes with varying contexts. Some quotes may be suggestive. Adjust pronouns as needed.

❝It's always my fault, isn't it?❞ ❝Look at you comforting others with the words you wanna hear.❞ ❝It's not a thirst trap it's just a normal pic of me and I happen to be every sexy and gorgeous.❞ ❝There's just something better about sitting on the kitchen counter I can't explain it.❞ ❝Stop asking me if I'm okay. I'm not, I've been the same height since I was twelve!❞ ❝I'm so sexy and fun and fucking doomed.❞ ❝You're really funny but you seem to have a really nasty spirit.❞ ❝Goofy sense of humor, dirty mind, a kind heart, that's my type.❞ ❝I'm going to fight all tall people and I am going to win.❞ ❝An ice cream can fix it.❞ ❝Girls, I'm going to keep it real with you, I'm getting worried about my spotify wrapped already.❞ ❝My hands are made of mistakes.❞ ❝God I love girls and women and also titties and fruit.❞ ❝Does car sex in the rain with throwback r&b music sound romantic to you or is it just me?❞ ❝And after all of this I'm still horny. The human spirit is unbreakable.❞ ❝I feel bad for my exes, I look so good right now.❞ ❝Oh I'm sorry, did you forget I was better than you?❞ ❝The whole point of life is just knowing a bunch of weird stuff and being kind of flirty.❞ ❝You could grab my waist and guide me to grind down on you?❞ ❝Having fun? Whore.❞ ❝Yeah man, thanks for asking!❞ ❝I'm 5'1" but my attitude 6'1".❞ ❝Who's gonna let you?❞ ❝Who's gonna stop me?❞ ❝I'm a smart person, I just do stupid things.❞ ❝I know I'll never be good enough.❞ ❝I mean I personally would describe myself as the epitome of comedy but that's just me.❞ ❝The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is concerning.❞ ❝Being a menace to society is a full-time job and I'm dedicated.❞ ❝I do a lot of illegal shit but littering is where I draw the line.❞ ❝All clothing is unisex if you stop being a little bitch about it.❞ ❝I am pursuing a PhD in profound friendships and beautiful women.❞ ❝Anyone wanna run from the police with me real quick?❞ ❝Stealing is okay if they have something you want.❞ ❝To hell with the consequences!❞ ❝I'm not supposed to be here.❞ ❝Okay but can HE fix ME?❞ ❝He ain't one of the creatures god made.❞ ❝You really like pink and violence.❞ ❝My body's check engine light has been on since I was fourteen.❞ ❝A lobotomy wouldn't even fix me.❞ ❝You're really gonna act like that when Santa Claus is literally on his way to town?❞ ❝For fuck's sake!❞ ❝Life is just one ibuprofen after another.❞ ❝The next ibuprofen will fix me.❞ ❝Work on your emotional control.❞ ❝Get hit by a car.❞ ❝The blood on my hands scares me to death.❞ ❝Are you hearing voices again?❞ ❝Sergeant sad eyes reporting for misery.❞ ❝My house is haunted because I live here.❞ ❝Me? Sarcastic? Never.❞ ❝I see things that nobody else sees.❞ ❝I speak prophecies and curses, not boy.❞ ❝It's not you it's my shattered dopamine receptors.❞ ❝I'm not lettin' nothing slide, not even the cha cha. That was your last time to get funky.❞ ❝You're giving off hotdog water vibes right now. Leave me alone.❞ ❝Thank you for the kind words! I don't believe them.❞ ❝Don't care bitch! I skin you like deer!❞ ❝Why does nothing ever go as fucking planned?❞

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POSSESSIVELY EXPLICIT STARTERS

Sentence starters that have suggestive/ns4w context. Adjust pronouns as needed.

❛ Say it again—who do you belong to? ❜ ❛ You're mine. You know that, right? ❜ ❛ Don’t even think about looking at anyone else. ❜ ❛ You're not walking tomorrow, you know that, right? ❜ ❛ Keep making those sounds and I won’t stop this time. ❜ ❛ I want to ruin you for anyone else. ❜ ❛ Look at you, begging so sweetly for me. ❜ ❛ Say my name. I want to hear you break on it. ❜ ❛ I don't care who's listening—let them hear how good I make you feel.❜ ❛ You're shaking. Is that from need or from how badly you want to be mine? ❜ ❛ You’re so needy tonight… I love it. ❜ ❛ Good. That’s how I want you—messy and desperate for me. ❜ ❛ I haven’t even touched you yet and you’re already falling apart. ❜ ❛ Don’t be shy now. You were talking big a minute ago. ❜ ❛ One word and I’ll drop to my knees for you. ❜ ❛ Be still. I want to savor this. ❜ ❛ You don't get to cum until I say so. ❜ ❛ You're going to stay right there and take everything I give you. ❜ ❛ I love how easily you fall apart for me. ❜ ❛ Look at you. Completely wrecked and we’re just getting started. ❜ ❛ Touch yourself. I want to watch. ❜ ❛ Get on your knees. Now. ❜ ❛ You’re dripping for me, aren’t you? Pathetic. ❜ ❛ Don’t bother covering your mouth—let me hear you. ❜ ❛ You can pretend you’re in control, but we both know what you really want. ❜ ❛ You’re gonna be marked up for days. Good. ❜ ❛ If you keep whining like that, I might just have to take you right here.❜ ❛ You know you like it when I get rough. ❜ ❛ Keep that attitude and I’ll fuck it right out of you. ❜ ❛ You taste like you were made for me. ❜ ❛ Be a good [girl/boy/baby/pet] and do what I say. ❜ ❛ You love being used like this, don’t you? ❜ ❛ Every inch of you is mine. ❜ ❛ You can beg prettier than that. ❜ ❛ I want to hear you scream my name. ❜ ❛ Do you know what you do to me? ❜ ❛ You always act like you're innocent… until I get you alone. ❜ ❛ Let me show you exactly what you’ve been missing. ❜ ❛ I’ll make sure you feel me for days. ❜ ❛ I don't need to tie you up. You're already so obedient. ❜ ❛ Take it. You can handle more. ❜ ❛ I want to watch you fall apart, over and over again. ❜ ❛ Spread your legs. Now. ❜ ❛ You look so good like this—wrecked and waiting for me. ❜ ❛ Cry for me. Let me see those pretty tears. ❜ ❛ You’re such a good toy for me. ❜ ❛ This is what you wanted, isn't it? ❜ ❛ You were made for this. For me. ❜ ❛ Take it like the perfect little thing you are. ❜ ❛ You begged for this. Don’t start acting shy now. ❜

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SUGGESTIVE STARTERS

Sentence starters that are Suggestive. Change pronouns as you see fit.

❛ I like the way you say my name. Say it again. ❜ ❛ If I sit in your lap, will you finally pay attention to me? ❜ ❛ You smell really good… is that for me? ❜ ❛ I could listen to you talk forever… but I’d rather kiss you. ❜ ❛ Your hands are so warm… can you keep them on me a little longer? ❜ ❛ You blushing is my new favorite thing. ❜ ❛ Scoot over. I’m cold and you look cozy. ❜ ❛ Do you want to come inside… or should I make it more obvious? ❜ ❛ That dress is cute. Would be cuter on my floor. ❜ ❛ I wasn’t planning on staying the night, but you're making it hard to leave. ❜ ❛ I’d offer you a drink, but I’m already intoxicating enough. ❜ ❛ Are you always this bossy, or is it just when you're turned on? ❜ ❛ Your voice does things to me. Say anything. I don’t care what. ❜ ❛ Don’t give me that look unless you’re ready to deal with the consequences. ❜ ❛ You keep acting like I won’t pin you to the wall. ❜ ❛ What if I said I’m not wearing anything underneath this? ❜ ❛ That was a dangerous thing to whisper in my ear. Do it again. ❜ ❛ I could be good, if you asked me nicely. ❜ ❛ Stop biting your lip like that. You’re making it really hard to focus. ❜ ❛ If you keep teasing me, I might have to return the favor. ❜ ❛ I want your hands on me. Now. ❜ ❛ Are you going to kiss me, or just keep looking at my mouth? ❜ ❛ Lay back. Let me take care of everything. ❜ ❛ You sound so pretty when you say my name like that. ❜ ❛ Tell me where you want me. I’ll go there. ❜ ❛ I want to hear you. Don’t hold back. ❜ ❛ Do you always sound like that when you’re this close? ❜ ❛ Look at me when I touch you. ❜ ❛ I need to feel you, not just hear you. ❜ ❛ You taste better than I imagined. ❜ ❛ We’re just cuddling… unless you want it to be more. ❜ ❛ You keep inching closer. Should I be nervous? ❜ ❛ We probably shouldn’t be doing this right now… but I want to. ❜ ❛ I can hear your heartbeat from here. Are you nervous or excited? ❜ ❛ Tell me to stop and I will. But I really don’t want to. ❜ ❛ If you want me, say it. ❜ ❛ You’re really bad at pretending you don’t want me. ❜ ❛ One bed. One blanket. And you’re shaking. ❜ ❛ You’re still thinking about last night, aren’t you? ❜ ❛ You can either keep pretending you don’t want me, or you can come here. ❜ ❛ You’re mine tonight. Say it. ❜ ❛ No one else gets to see you like this. ❜ ❛ You make such pretty noises. Don’t hide them. ❜ ❛ Don’t tease me if you’re not going to follow through. ❜ ❛ I still haven't forgotten the mess you made of me last night. ❜ ❛ You won’t be able to walk straight if you keep testing me. ❜ ❛ Let me ruin your lipstick—and everything else. ❜ ❛ I want to leave bruises where only we can see them. ❜ ❛ Say my name like that again and I swear I’ll— ❜ ❛ You begged so sweetly last time… will you beg for me again? ❜

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general reminders to make you role play days easier .

allow yourself to set boundaries !

clear your thoughts and concerns with your partners !

ask when you are uncertain !

allow yourself to say no !

let go of any unnecessary guilt !

it's better to have messaged one time too many than one too few !

ask for help !

allow yourself to clean out your inbox and threads !

take breathing breaks !

the amount of likes do not define you or your content !

role play is mean to to be fun, and the second it starts affecting you or your health negatively it's a sign that you need to realign your priorities. ❤️

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Ian Somerhalder (c) kosmos

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Currently more active on discord while I fight to get muse back. Feel free to add : deathlessdamned

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Independent OC plugged into as many universes as I can get my grubby hands on ♡ A study in what it means to be a girl! blood & guts & glitter

graphics courtesy of the lovely @theircurse

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‘If you mean the downlow? Yeah, long ago.’

Fear had been a tenacious beast, difficult to extinguish. In those ancient times, humans had held dominion, leaving vampires few and far between. ( Many, like him, had skulked in the shadows, feeding only on those unwary enough to wander too close. But as time passed, their numbers swelled, and the balance of power began to shift. ) Now they were legion, a diverse array of vampires roaming the night. He snapped back to the present, nodding in agreement as a low hum escaped his lips. They had scoured every corner of the place, and there was nothing left to find.

‘I think you’re right, only time will reveal how many remain and when they finally emerge? We'll be ready.’

"You're kidding. There was actually a time where they kept it on the DL?"

It was hard for Buffy to believe that there was a time when vampires weren't fangy dumbasses. Without the presence of a soul, they solely lived by the Id principle (thank you, Professor Walsh). She nodded at what Lucien said about remaining vigilant, but it was followed by an exasperated sigh. She had a feeling that this wasn't over yet.

"I think we've found everything there is to find in this place," Buffy remarked. "What do you think?"

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@moranormoron bared their pretty throat : “You don’t need to actually know anything to figure out what’s wrong.”

‘Christ, Seb. You’re not making sense.’

Frustration was evident in his every gesture, as Lucien eyed the sniper with a look of bewilderment etched across his sharp features. He had made a solemn promise, swearing he wouldn’t pry into Sebastian’s private thoughts without explicit permission, that he wouldn’t slip past the surface and delve into the depths of his mind. Yet Sebastian’s cryptic demeanour was making it maddeningly difficult to restrain himself. ( If there was one thing Lucien loathed, it was being kept in the dark. His entire existence had been on a need-to-know basis, yet he hadn’t even bloody known who had created him. The slightest secret was enough to grind his gears, a hypocrisy he was sometimes grudgingly aware of. ) His tongue lashed against his teeth, frustration boiling over as his temples throbbed with tension, eyes locked intently on Sebastian, searching desperately for clarity. When none came, he sighed deeply, feeling the weight of the unknown pressing on him, and sloped over to the alcohol. 

‘Look, just—are you in danger? Did something happen?’

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Given the recent resurgence in purity culture and anti-villain sentiment on Tumblr, this feels like a good time to talk about censorship and bullying. This is not a call-out post for anything that's happened recently, just some commentary on what, to me, is a disturbing trend and some general guidelines for how to conduct yourself in fandom spaces.

Essentially, it boils down to this: You have the right to not interact with anything you choose in a fandom. You don't have the right to make that choice for anyone else.

Do you know why AO3 doesn't have content bans? It stems from anti-censorship beliefs and First Amendment rights, and it also comes from a long history of watching things like this go down in fandom. The thing about banning one kind of content--or that kind of mindset--is that it hardly ever stops with one thing, until fandoms are so scrubbed from anything that has the potential to be problematic that they collapse under any perceived threat to their rigid moral standards. If you doubt that, consider how it's taken less than a month for this to jump from Marvel to include other groups of villains and fandoms. Guaranteed, it will not stop there. (And that's to say nothing of how, historically, censorship leads to silencing marginalized groups, but that's a different post.) Conservatism is insidious and takes a lot of forms, but censorship is ultimately a conservative, even a fascist, action.

The fact is that what you enjoy reading or writing is actually no reflection on what kind of person you are. There's even an argument to be made that exploring darkness in fiction a) makes you a more empathetic human and, b) makes you better-equipped to handle those topics in real life (but that's another post too). I don't care what you want to write on your own blog. I don't care how controversial your muse or your ship is or if you write the darkest of dark fic out there. I may not want to write it, engage with it, or even see it on my dash, but I'll defend your right to write it.

Writing fascist characters (HYDRA, Empire, Death Eaters, etc.) doesn't make someone a Nazi any more than writing Hannibal Lecter makes them a cannibal or writing the Punisher makes them an advocate for gun violence. Saying they are breaks one of the primary tenets of roleplay: that mun does not equal muse. It's widely accepted in the roleplaying community that we don't agree with our characters' views, and we would never in a million years condone the things they do in real life. That rule doesn't go away just because you personally don't like the character.

So let's talk about what to do when you come across writing you don't agree with.

What you have a right to do: Feel however you feel about it. Ask for tags and readmores (they have a right to refuse). Decline to explain or justify why it makes you uncomfortable. Decide not to associate with people who write that thing. Blacklist. Unfollow. Block. Add to your DNI list. Vent about it in a safe space with your friends. Take a step back from the internet. Remember that the people on the other side of the screen are real, actual humans, while characters are imaginary. Embrace the fact that engaging in fiction is optional, and you can choose to stop any time you want. Trust that grown adults have the basic media literacy to understand the difference between reality and fiction. Remind yourself of the first rule of fandom, the one AO3 is built on (Don't like; don't read). Recognize that it's perfectly valid to not want to engage with something, but that expecting other people not to write it at all isn't your call to make and can lead down a dangerous path.

What you don't have a right to do: Bully or doxx other writers. Shame them for their choices when they don't agree with you. Demand explanations or justifications from them. Gaslight them into thinking nobody else will write with them if they continue to write this thing. (You don't speak for the entire fandom. You are a very small minority making a lot of noise.) Create call-out posts. Participate in witch hunts. Send anon hate or death threats. Make people feel unsafe in their own spaces. Police other people's content.

If you descend to bullying someone because you don't like what they're writing, you don't have the moral high ground. I can't believe it needs to be said, but real bullies are worse than fictional antagonists. Bullying and censorship are far more alarming threats than people who enjoy exploring dark topics in their writing. Nobody's asking you to like it, agree with it, or even look at it. And if you don't? Now is the perfect time to say nothing about it, block, and move on. Rest assured, we don't want you on our blogs any more than you want us on yours.

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‘Could you now? Interesting.’ How utterly intriguing. Despite his teasing demeanor, Lucien found himself not entirely immune to the allure that was Dracula. The infamous vampire was seductive in all the most tantalising ways. His voice was a rich, velvet melody that sent shivers cascading down Lucien's spine, drawing him in with every word spoken. ( The presence of an immortal was undeniably thrilling, even to another. ) Besides, Dracula was a vision of perfection—gorgeous, with an undeniable charm that was precisely Lucien's type. With a bemused snort, Lucien averted his gaze, a smirk playing on his lips. Oh, Dracula had no idea just how much experience he truly had. Many boasted of their prowess but couldn’t hold a candle to him.

‘Experience with challenging? I do. I love to play games. Don’t most of us?’

“Perhaps, but surely you would enjoy some more excitement? I could give you that if you’re interested.” His voice was smooth like butter, brows furrowing together eversoslightly as he gazed over Lucien’s features. If this man was also undead or perhaps immortal then his blood would be unlike any humans that he had tasted over the last couple of centuries. He wouldn’t hunt this being like he did humans. No. He would take it slow, show him that he didn’t mean to scare or cause fear. He could be gentle if he needed to be. “Exactly. You speak as if you have experience.”

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🐝  *  ―  𝑷𝑰𝑪𝑲 𝑼𝑷 𝑻𝑬𝑿𝑻 𝑴𝑬𝑺𝑺𝑨𝑮𝑬𝑺. 

[ 📲 message sent: ]  do you smoke pot? cause weed be cute together. [ 📲 message sent: ]  do you believe in love at first swipe or should i match with you again? [ 📲 message sent: ]  i see me in your future 🔮 [ 📲 message sent: ]  i can't see you right now but i bet you look great [ 📲 message sent: ]  can you send me a selfie? i just want to show my mom what my future partner looks like. [ 📲 message sent: ]  are you http? because without you i'm only :// [ 📲 message sent: ]  i believe in following my dreams ... so you lead the way. [ 📲 message sent: ]  should we get coffee? cause i like you a latte. [ 📲 message sent: ]  i see you like tequila ... does that mean you'll give me a shot? [ 📲 message sent: ]  you know what's beautiful? read the first word. [ 📲 message sent: ]  i bet you smiled when you saw my name pop up on your phone just now. [ 📲 message sent: ]  take a guess. which emoji did i place next to your name on my phone? [ 📲 message sent: ]  i'm sending you hugs and kisses 😘 [ 📲 message sent: ]  i just accidentally walked into a pole because i was thoughtlessly staring and smiling at your text messages. [ 📲 message sent: ]  i never believed in love at first sight until i saw your profile picture. [ 📲 message sent: ]  i do not think much. i do not think often. but when i do, i think of you. [ 📲 message sent: ]  just so you know, i'm not flirting with you. i'm just being extra nice to you since you're extra attractive. [ 📲 message sent: ]  you're so beautiful that i actually forgot that i was supposed to send you a pick-up line. [ 📲 message sent: ]  you see, i really suck at starting conversations. do you want to try? [ 📲 message sent: ]  are you free for the rest of your life? [ 📲 message sent: ]  ugh, i have to go to some boring event. will you come with me to make it fun? [ 📲 message sent: ]  hi, my name is trouble, and i'm looking for my soulmate. mind if i ask you if you have room for a little trouble in your life? [ 📲 message sent: ]  i can't figure out if i should start this conversation with a compliment, a pick-up line, or a simple hello. you choose. [ 📲 message sent: ]  they say nothing lasts forever, so will you be my nothing? [ 📲 message sent: ]  well, here i am! what are your other two wishes? 🧞 [ 📲 message sent: ]  hey, you're pretty and i'm cute. together we'd be pretty cute. [ 📲 message sent: ]  i would flirt with you, but i'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness. [ 📲 message sent: ]  when our friends ask us how we met, what are we going to tell them? funny answers only. [ 📲 message sent: ]  i had the best pickup line on the way, but i saw you and now i'm speechless. [ 📲 message sent: ]  if you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple 🍍 [ 📲 message sent: ]  hi, i know your name is [name] but can i call you mine? [ 📲 message sent: ]  are you a bank loan? cause you have my interest. [ 📲 message sent: ]  are you religious? cause you're the answer to all my prayers. [ 📲 message sent: ]  i'm researching important dates in history. would you like to be mine? [ 📲 message sent: ]  you look like you know how to have a good time! i like it. [ 📲 message sent: ]  i know you're busy but please add me to your list of things to do. [ 📲 message sent: ]  if i told you that you had a great body would you hold it against me? [ 📲 message sent: ]  complete this sentence: you, me, and ___ [ 📲 message sent: ]  dinner first or can we go straight for dessert? [ 📲 message sent: ]  do you like sleeping? me too. we should do it together some time.

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I cannot wait to finish work honestly. Please send me memes & fill my ask box again as i do these on mobile in-between claims, looking at you @ghostsandmirrors especially. I have someone here saying , "where are my pick up lines?"