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During my move, I broke a clay pot. I decided to engrave frames on it.
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he has a 100% divorce rate btw
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Something something vampires have no reflection so he can't even try to see his brother's face anymore when he looks into the mirror
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*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...
but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu
this has been a psa
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FALL DAMAGE SHOULD NOT EXIST IN REAL LIFE.
please sign the petition below
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