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Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

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ok but like why is western society so scared of penises

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DC Twitter must have been INSANE when it got out that Superboy’s dads were Superman and Lex Luthor. Holy shit. The memes. The ship wars. The homophobes. The mpreg jokes. People would have lost their fucking minds. Lex Luthor releases a statement like “he’s a clone of me and Superman no birth was involved” and people are like KINDA GAY OF YOU TO HAVE A SON WITH ANOTHER MAN, LUTHOR. Lexcorp’s PR team locks themselves in a conference room and refuses to come out for love or money.

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I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

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IVE NEVER BEEN MORE HAPPY IN MY ENTIRE LIFE MY BOYS THEY WERE IN DODGEBOLT

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if you’re experimenting with pronouns make sure you:

- record your errors

- know your independent and dependent variables

- have a control group if needed

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Kind of hilarious to me how poorly the title "Mob Psycho 100" localized to English-speaking areas. To someone whose first language is English, it scans as:

Mob (Yakuza, Mafia)

Psycho (violent person with "crazy" behaviors)

Thus: a particularly violent member of organized crime.

But in Japanese it scans as:

Mob (background characters in crowd scenes in manga or anime)

Psycho (short for psychic)

Thus: a psychic who looks/acts like someone you'd never pick out of a crowd scene in a comic.

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Martyn:—it was under like—I think it was under the main “Inthelittlewood” hashtag on Tumblr. Where was it…um, where was it? It was something like, somebody said, like, “I’ve just realized that, uhm, Martyn’s a father, or a parent, so that means canonically…he was pregnant, at one point.” I was like, ‘don’t think that’s how that works. (Laughs) I’m pretty sure you’re going to fail your science exams on that rate.’ Like…y’know what I mean? I’m very publicly, y’know, cis male, so, don’t think that’s how that works. Unfortunately.

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pspspsps come collect ur bot slayer badge

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Nightly Bedrock :)

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FROM THE SEAS THE AQUA AXOLOTLS 🩵‼️

Geniunely such an amazing team, they did awesome!!! I unfortunately realized too late the star wars theme so I went with a Hades/Epic the Musical kinda vibe for their costume design bc Man I've been obsessed with Epic lately and I felt the guardians of poseidon would be a cool theme :D

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We used to rule the tag

Posts would come when we gave the word

Now in the morning we report

Bots taking the tag we used to own

We used to pull the strings

Bots didn’t want to sell us things

Listen as the posts all said

We’re all happy no bots to be dead

One minute we owned the ground

Next the bots were all around

And I discovered when I took a look

All there was is medicine and some handbooks

So hit that report button so you can fight

Block every bot that’s in sight

Be a savior, the sword and shield

We’re gonna get back our field

For some reason I can’t explain

Once they came it wasn’t

Wasn’t a constant nag

But that was when we ruled the tag

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We used to rule the tag

Posts would come when we gave the word

Now in the morning we report

Bots taking the tag we used to own

We used to pull the strings

Bots didn’t want to sell us things

Listen as the posts all said

We’re all happy no bots to be dead

One minute we owned the ground

Next the bots were all around

And I discovered when I took a look

All there was is medicine and some handbooks

So hit that report button so you can fight

Block every bot that’s in sight

Be a savior, the sword and shield

We’re gonna get back our field

For some reason I can’t explain

Once they came it wasn’t

Wasn’t a constant nag

But that was when we ruled the tag

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I'm crying my eyes out

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Favorite Fairies Tournament

It is said a fairy is born with a baby's first laugh. Disney had brought many laughs and fairies into this world, and now it is time to find our favorite.

There are many fairies, pixies, and other fae across the Disney canon to submit below. From the classic Golden Age to the Modern Era, from hand drawn to computer generated to living humans. If they are on screen for a quick show of magic or to perpetually guide (read: meddle with) the protagonists, it does not matter. We accept submissions for both solo acts (the Blue Fairy) and clearly indivisible teams (Flora, Fauna, & Merryweather).

This is a mini-tournament, so we plan to have an official bracket of 16, and no one is guaranteed a spot (not even Tink) so please submit. You are allowed to submit as many different fairies as you wish so long as they have their own forms. And please don't bombard us with the same character. The rounds themselves will be 24 hours and each has a day between. Propaganda and a picture are not required, but are highly encouraged.

We also need to say that because there are so many characters from the Disney Fairies, these characters will be maxed out at half the bracket and could face harder criteria to get in depending on the overall submissions.

We reserve the ability to change these rules (we will inform you about them) as we see necessary.

credits: pictured are Tinkerbell from the 1953 movie, Nova from "Once Upon A Time," Dewdrop from "Onward," Lily from "Disney Fairies" books, Silvermist from "Disney Fairies" series, sugar plum fairies from "Fantasia," Puck from "Gargoyles," the Tooth fairy from "The Santa Clause 2," and the Blue Fairy from the 1940 film. Our first sentence is referencing peter pan.

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Let me gobble those Snowbug crumbs ❄️🔥