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Painting from photographs I took during my travel in Scotland

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Top 10 Sterek🐺🚙 Fics

Ordered lowest to highest word count

Out of Order by moodwriter

3,812 words - Rated M

Stiles gets hurt, and Derek gets protective.

safe and sound by thepsychicclam

8,059 words - Rated E

When the Pack is attacked by an enemy Pack, Stiles and Derek end up on the run, in a stolen car, and spend the night in a crappy motel.

Rabbit Heated by secondstar and Tsuminoaru

19,027 words - Rated E

A tale of curses, sacrifices, and acceptance of one’s inner self.

But the World Won’t Stop Turning by thepsychicclam

19,906 words - Rated E

Derek glances at Stiles, who is watching him with a curious expression.

“Oh shit,” Stiles exclaims as comprehension dawns on him. “Everything makes sense now. Derek, I know what the witch did, she cursed you with – “

But before Stiles is able to finish his sentence, everything fades away and Derek is surrounded by darkness.

Keep It Together by ravingrevolution

23,129 words - Rated T

“What if I guess what you are?” Derek asked.

Stiles sighed, “Why do you even think there’s something to guess?”

Derek cocked an eyebrow at him. “You’re taking a cold bath and showing no signs of being chilled. A normal human would be shivering by now and your body temperature hasn’t dropped at all.”

Which, okay, fair point. 

Not Quite Lost (Not Quite Found) by alocalband

25,025 words - Rated E

A year after the nogitsune is defeated, Derek is living a quiet life in the mountains above a small town in Colorado.

Then Stiles shows up.

Hide of Life and War by Etahrei

26,105 words - Rated E

The one in which Stiles has lived to (legal) adulthood and, along the way, become a bit of a badass himself.

That Which You Cannot Undo by uraneia

28,181 words - Rated E

By twenty-eight, Stiles has resigned himself to a quiet life of working in his magic shop, selling Jackson Whittemore fart-inducing tea, and looking after his goddaughter. It's a good life. But the quiet goes to hell when his sister, Lydia, shows up with a crispy werewolf in her trunk and a bite mark on her shoulder, because hard on her heels comes the hottest person Stiles has ever seen, and he happens to be looking for his uncle.

You know, the dead guy Stiles helped Lydia bury last night.

Every Step You Take by Nokomis

49,347 words - Rated M

Stiles accidentally ends up magically bound to Derek. It’s super.

between the click of the light and the start of a dream by thepshycicclam

105,192 words - Rated E

It's Stiles' senior year, and he's trying to concentrate on normal things - like the lacrosse championship, spring break, prom, graduation (and definitely not Derek) - when he starts having nightmares and waking up in the middle of nowhere. Oh yeah, and he's being haunted by a hag. Great.

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Chapters: 13/13 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Scott McCall/Kira Yukimura, Allison Argent/Lydia Martin, Vernon Boyd/Erica Reyes/Malia Tate, Mason Hewitt/Corey Bryant, Liam Dunbar/Hayden Romero Additional Tags: Temporary Amnesia, kind of au in that everybody isn’t dead because of reasons, Frat Boy Derek Hale, Werewolves, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Angst, Romance, Internalized Homophobia, College Student Derek, Teenage Derek is kind of an asshole, Falling In Love Again, Violence, Memory Loss, Cannon-ish, BAMF Stiles, Pack Feels, Pack Dynamics, Character Growth, or re-growth if we’re getting technical, Jealous Derek, Versatile Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Murder, Threats of Rape/Non-Con, Kidnapping, Implied/Referenced Abuse, Attempted Murder, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Mating Bites, Angst with a Happy Ending, FBI Agent Stiles Stilinski, Deputy Derek Hale, Established Relationship, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, I mean people die, just not the canon dead people, Mpreg Summary:

“We’re not mates, Cora,” he insists. “I mean look at him-“

“Ouch,” the kid says, no longer pushing that shit eating grin.

“He’s- he’s,” Derek tries, at a loss of how to explain why this can’t be possible. Why it shouldn’t be possible.

Or the one where Derek gets attacked by hunters, ends up with amnesia and forgets Stiles is his mate

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I saw this tiktok on twitter and I just had to 😂

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Oh my god the power when you just do not care anymore

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i just want to have my own cute little apartment with big windows and bake fresh banana bread every morning and have lots of plants everywhere and read a lot of books and go on adventures w/ friends and watch sunsets from my rooftop

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compare.

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2020 rlly said fuck your last lil crumb of serotonin im taking away jenna marbles too

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Jenna Marbles might be quitting YouTube forever...

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Archaeologists: “Uhhhh, there’s still a lot of debate about how effective leather armor really could have been on a battlefield. Alas, we shall never know.”

Punks: “Hey, fresh cut, the boneheads carry knives sometimes so make sure and lift a good leather jacket. It’ll save your life.”

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