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watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change
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30-Song Guess Your Age Quiz
Fwiw, they thought I was MANY years younger than I am. Just made me feel good all over. 😊
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Rome wasn't built in a day, but it definitely was taken down in a day.
Mammu! Finius and Ferbingetorix built Rome in a day!
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the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s
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Best anti ai advertisement I’ve seen
See on Bluesky
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The new pope introducing himself:

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Rosetta stone
americans pleeease. please kill elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 americans! please. Please !!! kill elon musk. don't you remember gun.. ? bang bang ? your favorite game..? Americans... please. 😔🙏 have you forgotten your local deity, captain america: kill nazis??? americans !! I know you can do it 🥺🙏 please americans..
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Is this the chappel that roams everyone keeps talking about?


Trucker's Chapel
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The government is out here trying to ban brown people and trans people but they won't nut up and ban those fucking LED headlights
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