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sasqWATCH?

good concept for a video game: a pvp game where one person (or perhaps a group of players) play as wildlife photographers

and another person (or group of players) play as a sasquatch(es)

and its basically hide n seek with the wildlife photographers having to take candid photos of these sasquatches

players are awarded points for how good the photos are / how long they’ve hidden from photographers 

the name of the game is Sasquatchenating but theres always room for better titles

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Trying to figure out if you’re ace or aro can be so much harder than other sexualities because it’s like, trying to find the absence of something. Imagine you’re at a pond and you want to know if there are any turtles, or fish. Say you find a turtle and you’re like “great! Now I know there are turtles.” Or a fish, now you know for sure there are fish. Or you find both, and now you know for a fact there are both turtles and fish in the pond.

But like, if you don’t find any turtles it might be that there are no turtles or maybe you’re just really shitty at looking for turtles and maybe you THINK you saw a turtle over there or maybe it was just a stick. Maybe there are only a few turtles. Maybe you need to do something special to find the turtles. Maybe a bunch of these rocks are actually turtles but you couldn’t tell them apart. Maybe there are no turtles. You have no idea. Meanwhile some people are saying “Oh there have to be turtles! You’ll find them eventually ;)” or “How many turtles have you found in your pond?” or “Try planting some vegetables at the shore to attract the turtles.” Or “Oh no! What disaster happened to your pond that there are no turtles?” And you’re just standing there wet with an empty net and a tired expression.

But whatever because whether there are turtles or fish or not your pond’s ecology works just fine without them because that’s what eco-communities do they form a system around what they have. You aren’t missing anything if you don’t have turtles you just have a pond system without turtles. If someone tried to change you by pouring a bunch of turtles into your pond it would probably fuck something up.

So you don’t have to be entirely sure. You don’t have to search every inch of the damn pond before you can decide there are probably no turtles. If you want to take the aro or ace label because you think it fits go for it. And if you do find your turtles you can rename the pond. That’s fine.

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Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

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President Obama, aka the Dad Joke POTUS, just released the most glorious seven minutes of bad Thanksgiving puns you’ve ever heard

President Obama explained that after last year, his daughters decided they couldn’t put up with his dad jokes, so he was joined at the pardon by his adorable two nephews! President Obama is clearly letting his full nerd hang out now. (Yes he cran!) The full video of jokes is truly worth the click.

Gifs: whitehouse.gov

WATCH THE VIDEO

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I’M SO FUCKED UP OVER MANDALA EFFECT CONSPIRACIES RIGHT NOW

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First flower ever grown in space bloomed today!

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In D&D we have these magical cloaks that let either person wearing them warp to the other’s location. We were fighting a dragon today and it flew 80 feet up in the air. Charity fastball special’d our dwarf fighter, Sol, up at her, but didn’t get a good enough roll to get her on the dragon (Charity has 25 st and a +11 to athletics, she could totally throw a dwarf 80 feet in the air with a good roll) so she bamfed to Sol and final fantasy jumped off her shoulders to reach the dragon (because she was hasted and had like a million actions).

Then Sol bamfed up to the dragon too once Charity latched on, because she’d been holding her action.

It’s extra great because our backstory is we’re performers in a circus where Charity is the Strongman(/teenage girl) and Sol is the human (dwarf) cannonball so this is all 100% in-character dragon slaying tactics.

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Are you drawn to playing intense characters?

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finn is the most relatable character in star wars

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some guy: instinct just memes around uselessly, i hardly see any of their gyms

me: holds ur face gently listen to me you little shit

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운동하자 차!

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So for the 25th anniversary of “Hook,” they got all is Lost Boys back together after 25 years! Rufio, Thudbutt, Pockets and the whole crew! Bangarang!!!

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People of the SU fandome watch this this is VERY important

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