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cats have it so good

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Enjoy some Classic StarWars Bloopers.

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i have some issues with my past self but she was young and i forgive her my real beef is with present me what is she doing im embarrassed to even look

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Signs as new year resolutions

Aries : Being more patient Taurus : Stop procrastinating Gemini : Being more honest Cancer : Losing weight Leo : Being more confident Virgo : Being more self loving Libra : Spending less money, no more compulsive shopping Scorpio : Stop stalking your ex & letting go Sagittarius : Having a more exciting life Capricorn : Studying more, achieving goals Aquarius : Being truer to yourself Pisces : Being more positive towards life

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i cant believe an entire year passed i have no perception of time and nothing feels real anymore

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im educated but like…im still stupit

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Things you can say in response to literally anything, when you have nothing else to say:

As the prophecy foretold.

But at what cost?

So let it be written; so let it be done.

So…it has come to this.

That’s just what he/she/they would’ve said.

Is this why fate brought us together?

And thus, I die.

…just like in my dream…

Be that as it may, still may it be as it may be.

There is no escape from destiny.

Wise words by wise men write wise deeds in wise pen.

In this economy?

…and then the wolves came.

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“the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds” lmao the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space…. all they wanna do is look at some rocks… kiss an alien…. find some space plants….. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerds…… leave them olone 

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Me, after watching Rogue One:

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the force is like anxiety

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ngl I am low-key worried about Rogue One, but only because my boy Darth Vader is in it, and idk what incarnation of Vader they are going to use.

Filoni!Vader: yEAHHHHHHH!!! i am PUMPED to be on the DARK SIDE man I LOVE KILLING REBELS! *flies a tie-fighter with the Force so his cape can billow while he stands menacingly under a spotlight* I’m angry all of the time and I’m like OBSESSED with killing Obi-Wan! *chugs a Red Bull through his vents* WHO WANTS TO GO NEXT?

Lucas!Vader: high-key wanna die if any of you rebels could do that for me i’d appreciate it. *slaughters thousands of rebels effortlessly* come on man did you even try. damn this self-preservation instinct of mine. *sees obi-wan* HELL YEAH I’M GONNA DIE I CAN’T WAIT! *kills obi-wan in one swing* what.

Comics!Vader: *doesn’t say anything, but if he does it’s going to be one badass line like “ALL I’M SURROUNDED BY IS FEAR AND DEAD MEN”* *has a lot of flashbacks to the time when he had hair* *is sad a lot* *surrounded by quirky fun characters because this is anakin skywalker we are talking about*

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there’s only one way i want to end this year and that’s drunk 

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ho ho ho where did my motivation go