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I love this fandom, look at this person's comment:

😂😂😂 so true

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No one makes Galadriel spooky enough. Like yea I get she’s the most beautiful elven maiden the world has ever seen but she’s also downright unsettling.

I bet she fuckin stares at people without blinking for like a solid five minutes and then when you finally ask her what fuck is up she tells you how you’re gonna die.

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i love fingon so much just. he's so good and so reckless and he loves so fiercely it makes him do the most stupid shit, and in turn no one ever quite puts him first. I'm going to eat glass

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fingon over the years

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Finno :3

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Henry Cavill is my duke Rogont fancast

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'Not having second thoughts, are you?' asked Jurand, stepping up beside him. 'You know me.' Leo gave a grunt as he shifted his weight on his iron leg. 'I barely even have first thoughts.'

- Joe Abercrombie, The Wisdom Of Crowds

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By the dead, did he glimpse a muscular pair of buttocks in the shadows?

~ The Trouble With Peace, Joe Abercrombie

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Black Dow: We have the element of surprise!

The Dogman: Exactly. Not even we know what we’re doing.

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when you're in a Being Obliviously Gay competition but your opponent is Leo dan Brock

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Inquisitor Sand Dan Glokta and his practicals (Joe Abercrombie's characters, furry version)

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Leo: Who else here thought Jurand was my boyfriend?

Leo: Jurand put your hand down.

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Yooooo best served cold movie in the works! Finally my muse Caul Shivers gets the screen they better cast him so hot

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Temple: I like your new pants!

Shy: Thanks, they were 50% off!

Temple: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*

Shy: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

Temple: Thats’s… not what I meant.

Shy: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Temple.

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Very in character for Jezal to almost ruin Monza’s entire revenge plot because he was horny