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if you click on the fic with the tags that you know will trigger you, it's on you.

If you click 'let me see it anyways' on a blog that you've blocked, it's on you.

It's doubly on you if you block evade to look at something you shouldn't be able to see, or get a friend to send you screenshots.

If you go into a room labelled 'people who hate you', you can't be surprised when they hate you.

You are responsible for what you engage with and what you spread. You cannot control how people feel about you or what they say about you, nor should you try to. Really, you shouldn't care what people who you have blocked think about you, especially behind closed doors. You shouldn't give other random fuck wits that much power over you.

Obsessing over it, keeping track of, constantly posting about it and engaging with it, does no good for anyone involved. Especially not you. I promise. I fucking promise. It is better for your mental health to stop engaging, stop acknowledging. Block. Move on.

If you block someone, you have to actually block them. You have to ignore them. They stop existing. They don't matter. Ditto if you get blocked.

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Im gonna be so real can yall actually talk about ways we can support trans women in the UK instead of giving all the attention to fucking JKR. I already know that Harry Poter sucks, I wanna know how to actually HELP people. Something something you have to love the oppressed more than you hate the oppressor

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it would be cool to see a bunch of rewritten ocs and barely disguised canon characters removed enough from the world created by the black mould beast who is unavoidably at fault for financially and socially funding and backing hate groups and has been for years and people have been saying it for years, and she herself has said the continuing financial success she gets and social relevance of her and her work is seen as support of her ideals.

So yeah.

There really isn't a way to keep writing shit tied to that world and just put a 'disclaimer' that you don't agree with her. In her eyes, and in the continuing contribution to a fandom - and lets not kid ourselves that modern fandom isn't free advertising - you are.

I get that people become attached to characters they write, that's why I'm saying to just divest them of that connection. I have a bunch of OCs that started as fan characters. It's genuinely not that hard, and not being willing to put in the slightest effort to rethink and rewrite some world building and history just makes it seem like you really don't give a fuck, which sure wont make me rethink my initial assessment of disclaimers like that.

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Free Gif Packs - Kiefer Sutherland (1987-1993)

Handful of gif packs (Totalling over 1k gifs) of Kiefer Sutherland from various late 80s to early 90s movies. Sutherland was born in 1966, so presumably he was above 18 when making these films.

All gifs are 275x165

Links below the cut. Free to use, credit appreciated if used in gif hunts or ship gifs/edits, no other restrictions. Save them on your computer, use them in horny threads, do whatever you want.

The Lost Boys - 112 gifs - 1987

The Killing Time - 51 gifs - 1987

Bright Lights, Big City - 54 gifs - 1987

Young Guns - 117 gifs - 1988

1969 - 130 gifs - 1988

Renegades - 147 gifs - 1989

Flashback - 208 gifs - 1990

Young Guns 2 - 65 gifs - 1990

Flatliners - 228 gifs - 1990

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me - 54 gifs - 1992

The Vanishing - 125 gifs - 1993

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“Fuck” Sentence Starters (part 2)

A continuation of this meme ( x ). Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !

Angry

“*puts up middle finger*”

“Watch your fucking mouth.”

“I can’t fucking stand you!”

“You wanna fucking fight?”

“I fucking told you so.”

“[text] F [text] U [text] C [text] K [text] YOU!!!”

“Come here, fucker, and let me break your neck.”

“Try that shit again and you’ll see what fucking happens.”

“♪ I’m gonna fucking kill youuuu~ ♫♪”

“Because I fucking said so, that’s why.”

“Well, guess what? I went to the store to buy some fucks to give but they were ALL OUT.”

Soft

“I’m…I’m fucking in love with you.” / “I fucking adore you.”

“I’ve never wanted anything so fucking badly.”

“Hold my fucking hand.”

“I’m not crying, you dumb fuck.” / “Fuck, now I’m crying.”

“Maybe I have fucking feelings too, motherfucker.”

“Fuck what everyone else thinks.”

“Honestly…fuck emotions.”

“I’m not o-fucking-kay, all right?”

“The world isn’t all fucking unicorns and rainbows.”

“I’m the unluckiest motherfucker I know.” / “You’re the unluckiest motherfucker I know.”

“You look…fuckin’ worn out.”

“I’m just ready for a fucking change.”

“F-fuck–my hands are shaking-”

“Those eyes get me every fucking time.”

“I–I’m trying my best! Fuck.”

Insults

“Don’t fucking touch me.”

“Is your name Oedipus? Because you’re one hell of a motherfucker.”

“Fuck you AND your mom.”

“Get fucked, asshole.”

“Oh, what’s this? *pulls middle finger out of pocket*”

“I wrote a haiku: ‘Fuck you and fuck you. / Fuck all of you damn bastards. / You’re pieces of shit.’“

Misc.

“Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.”

“What happened was fucked up.”

“I don’t know. I don’t fucking know…”

“What the fuck was that?”

“What I’d do for a motherfuckin’ drink/smoke/etc. right now…”

“Let’s get fucking wasted.”

“Fuck the police.”

“There’s no way out of this fucking mess.”

“Fuck…”

“Watch your fucking language in front of my kid, dammit.”

“So…are you down to fuck?”

“Middle fingers up if you don’t give a fuck.”

“Let’s fucking do this.”

“Just fuck me up.”

“I do NOT say ‘fuck’ that much.”

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Send a word for a specific text from my muse to yours.

Send ‘drunk’ to receive a drunk text from my muse. Send ‘sad’ to receive a sad/down text from my muse. Send ‘mad’ to receive a mad/angry text from my muse. Send ‘happy’ to receive a happy/excited text from my muse. Send ‘tired’ to receive a slow/sleepy text from my muse. Send ‘busy’ to receive slow texts from my muse. Send ‘bored’ to receive a disinterested text from my muse.

BONUS: Send ‘reveal’ for a text where my muse reveals their true feelings for yours.

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consent, boundaries, and checking in … sentence starters

“Can I touch you?”

“Does that feel good?”

“I want you inside me.”

“Can I cum inside you?”

“I want you to touch me.”

“Is this too rough for you?”

“I want you to cum inside me.”

“I want you to be rougher with me.”

“What toys do you want to use tonight?”

“If you don’t want me to, you can say so.”

“I need you to go slower… that’s too much.”

“Do you want to try a new toy/position/kink?”

“Is that too much? Do you want me to stop?”

“Show me you really want it. Beg for it, baby.”

“Are the ropes/ties/restraints too tight for you?”

“I’m so proud of you for safewording! Good job!”

“That doesn’t feel great, can we swap positions?”

“I don’t feel up to sex tonight. Can we just cuddle?”

“Do you remember your safeword? Repeat it back to me.”

“I don’t feel comfortable doing that… can we try (act) instead?”

“You’re allowed to say no at any time. I want you to know that.”

“I’ve never done that before, but I want to. Just go slow, okay?”

“How do you want it tonight? Slow and gentle, fast and rough…?”

“Hold up one finger for keep going, two for slow down, three for stop, okay?”

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Inexperienced Smut Prompts ✨

“We’ll take it slow.”

“I’ve never done this before…” - “Well, neither have I.”

“I’ll take care of you.”

“Tell me what you like.”

“Tell me if it feels good.”

“We can stop anytime.”

“Do you trust me?”

“I’ve been wondering what it feels like…”

“I think I’m ready (for this/to have sex/…).”

“Please be gentle…”

“This is going a bit too fast…”

“I can’t believe you’re this innocent…”

“Makes me want to wreck you.”

“You’ve never even touched yourself?”

“Show me how you do it when you touch yourself.”

“What do you like?” - “I don’t know…” - “Then how about we find out together?”

“It’s my first time…”

“I can’t wait to take your innocence.”

“Are you sure you’re ready for this?”

“It’s not a big deal. Let’s just get it over with.”

“I want you to be my first.”

“I want you to teach me.”

“Teach me how to make you feel good.”

“I wanna touch you too.”

“Show me how to touch you.”

“Am I going too fast?”

“You’re doing so well.”

“Do that again.”

“I never thought you could make such sweet noises.” - “Me neither…”

“It’s not scary at all. Let me show you.”

“I’m worried I won’t be good enough.”

“Is it going to hurt?”

“I won’t hurt you.”

“I’m really embarrassed about this…”

“No need to worry.”

“I got you.”

“Kiss me.”

“Will you be my first?”

“Will you let me be your first?”

“I have no idea how to go about this.”

“(If you like it), we can go all night.”

“So excited already…”

“Are you sure this is your first time?”

“What do you want me to do?”

“Is this okay?”

“Does it feel good?”

“Tell me what to do.”

“I’ll guide you.”

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send "sneakily" for sender's muse to slowly inch their hand up receiver's thigh, discreetly, in a public setting to see how flustered they can make them

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a handful of kinda kinky spicy headcanon q's!

does your muse enjoy pain during sex?

how many partners has your muse had?

what position is your muse's favorite? Why?

how do they go about hitting one someone?

does your muse have any more taboo kinks?

what is your muse's favorite form of foreplay?

does your muse like being retrained during sex?

what position is your muse's least favorite? Why?

has your muse ever been walked in on during sex?

what are some of your muse's absolute hard limits?

is your muse into praise or degradation during sex?

is your muse comfortable being recorded during sex?

is there a kink your muse found weird, but are now into?

what is the strangest place your muse has ever had sex?

what is your muse's chosen safeword? Have they ever used it?

would your muse ever have sex with multiple partners at once?

would your muse be comfortable with an established open relationship?

does your muse partake in hookups? Or do they prefer building relationships?

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𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐀 👀 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 (a collection of spicy prompts with various contexts. They were left vague to match varying levels of spice and situations.)  → add + reverse to reverse the roles!

[OFFICE]: sender and receiver are making out in receiver's office

[CAR]: sender and receiver are making out in receiver's car

[BITE]: while kissing, sender bites receiver's lips

[PULL]: sender pulls on receiver's hair to expose their neck

[PINNED]: sender pins receiver against a wall

[LAP]: sender pulls receiver onto their lap

[ELEVATOR]: sender and receiver are making out in an elevator

[FLIRT]: sender flirts with receiver to make them blush

[CHOKE]: sender grabs receiver by the throat

[KNIFE]: sender uses a knife to rip receiver's clothes

[GROWL]: sender growls in receiver's ears

[QUIET]: sender orders receiver to be more quiet

[COLLAR]: sender grabs receiver by the collar to pull them closer

[WRESTLE]: sender wrestles receiver, pinning them on the floor

[WHISPER]: sender whispers sweet nothings into receiver's ears

[KNOCK]: sender walks into a room without knocking only to find receiver in their underwear

[HALLWAY]: after inviting receiver into their flat, sender and receiver start making out in the hallway

[INJURY]: sender gently tends to receiver's wounds, which leads to them kissing

[MUFFLE]: sender puts their hand over receiver's mouth to keep them quiet

[PUBLIC]: sender and receiver are making out in a secluded but public place

[TABLE]: sender touches receiver's thigh under the table at a restaurant or a dinner party

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praise kink thingies

change pet names/gender as needed

"You're taking me so well."

"You're so obedient, good job."

"Fucking you feels so incredible."

"Your ass looks incredible in that."

"You taste so fucking good, baby."

"Shh, be good and hold still, baby."

"You're being such a good boy/girl."

"Yeah, that's it… just like that, baby."

"You're so much fun to use like this."

"Oh, don't you look so pretty like this..."

"You're face looks so cute when you cum."

"Yeah, ride it like that. You're doing so good."

"I could listen to the noises you make all day."

"I'm so lucky to have you to play with, aren't I?"

"Open your mouth, baby. Just like that, good…"

"You're so good at that… gonna make me cum."

"You’ve been so good lately, you deserve a reward."

"I love the way you look when you’re on your knees."

"Just like that.. you know how to please me so well."

"On your knees, sweetheart… that's a good boy/girl."

"I love it when you whimper like that, it sounds so cute."

"Did you wear that just for me? Oh, it's gorgeous, baby."

"Go on, beg for this, baby. You sound so cute when you beg."

"You make such pretty noises... let's have you make some more."

"Let me see your face while I fuck you. You're too cute not to look at."

"No, keep looking at me. I want to see those gorgeous eyes roll back."

"Aw, do you get shy when I praise you? But, you are such a good boy/girl."

"Don't worry, you can take it. Good boys/girls take everything they're given."

"I'm so proud of you for safewording, baby. Good job, now let's get you cleaned up."

"No, look in the mirror, baby. You deserve to see how how good you look right now, too."

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Send "Let's go somewhere more private" for our muses to have a one-night stand

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✱˚｡⋆ ↪ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑 . ( a collection of lyric prompts based on billy joel's 1977 album the stranger . adjust phrasing as necessary . )

working too hard can give you a heart attack .

we all fall in love , but we disregard the danger .

for just this once i hope that looks don't deceive .

the sinners are much more fun .

get it right the first time .

i know that everybody has a dream .

i'm not much good at conversation .

yeah , i might get up the nerve .

all that i could give you was a reputation .

i search everywhere for some new inspiration .

i don't believe in first impressions .

i want you just the way you are .

this is my dream ; just to be at home , alone with you .

just let me pull myself together .

you didn't count on me when you were counting your rosary .

though you can see when you're wrong , you can't always see when you're right .

gonna have to make the first time last .

a word from you can bring a better day .

they say there's a heaven for those who will wait .

i can't afford to let it pass .

what purpose would that serve ?

i never was much good at coming on real strong .

i don't have time for true confessions .

if all it takes is inspiration , i might have just what it takes .

you might've heard i run with a dangerous crowd .

i don't know how to say those first few words .

you've done it . why can't someone else ?

you'd better cool it off before you burn it out .

i've gotta give it one good try .

i suppose it's now or never .

you can't be everything you wanna be before your time .

it all depends upon your appetite .

only the good die young .

come out , [ name ] , don't let me wait .

dream on , but don't imagine they'll all come true .

don't you know that only fools are satisfied ?

they didn't give you quite enough information .

it's always the same in the end .

they never tell you the price that you'll pay for the things you've done .

things are okay with me these days .

i'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints .

we ain't too pretty , we ain't too proud .

we might be laughing a bit too loud , but that never hurt anyone .

slow down , you're doing fine .

take the phone off the hook and disappear for awhile .

i didn't know you could look so nice after so much time .

sooner or later , it comes down to fate .

i took the good times , i'll take the bad times .

you've got so much to do , and only so many hours in the day .

if you're so smart , why are you so afraid ?

don't change the color of your hair .

it's alright , you can afford to lose a day or two .

you're so ahead of yourself that you forgot what you need .

i just want someone i can talk to .

don't go changing to try and please me .

is that all you get for your money ?

i couldn't love you any better .

we never knew we could want more than that out of life .

you can never go back there again .

don't be afraid to try again , everyone goes south now and then .

it seems such a waste of time .

you've never let me down before .

though we share so many secrets , there are some we'll never tell .

good luck moving up , cause i'm moving out .

i'll meet you any time you want .

you should know by now , you've been there yourself .

once i used to believe i was such a great romancer .

what will it take 'til you believe in me the way that I believe in you ?

you always have my unspoken passion , though i might not seem to care .

i would not leave you in times of trouble .

i don't want clever conversation , i never want to work that hard .

though you drown in good intentions , you'll never quench the fire .

did you ever let your lover see the stranger in yourself ?

we all have a face that we hide away forever . we take them out and show ourselves when everyone is gone .

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PROMPTS FOR MUSES WHO ARE LITTLE SHITS™ !

for all the muses out there who like to mess with others!! mainly meant for platonic relationships, but can be used for romantic & antagonistic relationships as well! feel free to modify any pronouns, descriptor words, & objects for your needs!

FROM THE LITTLE SHIT.

words. ❝ how'd you like the fake spider in your room? ❞ ❝ hang on a second, i'm gonna record this — ❞ ❝ i took 20 bucks out of your bag last night. ❞ ❝ alright, that's it, time for the tickle monster treatment! ❞ ❝ oh, yeah? and what are you gonna do about it? ❞ ❝ i think i might have accidentally just hurt myself again. ❞ ❝ what makes you think you can possibly take me? ❞ ❝ outta the way, i was here first! ❞ ❝ sorry, i lost that a little while ago. ❞ ❝ hey, come on! it was just a prank! ❞ ❝ i'm seriously thinking about forcing that secret out of you. ❞ ❝ wait, did YOU say you wanted the last piece of pie in the fridge? 'cause i kinda just ate it ... ❞

actions. [ SING ] — sender starts singing raunchy lyrics around receiver [ WRESTLE ] — sender attempts to start play-fighting with receiver [ FINGER ] — sender flips receiver the bird [ LAUGH ] — sender tries to make receiver laugh [ LEAN ] — sender puts their full weight on receiver [ COLD ] — sender puts their cold fingers under receiver's shirt [ DRIVE ] — sender begins to drive very fast with receiver in the car with them [ FOOD ] — sender steals a bite of receiver's food when they're not looking [ BLANKET ] — sender pulls receiver's blanket off them while they're half-asleep [ PRANK ] — sender pulls a prank on receiver (bonus points if a type of prank is specified!)

FOR THE LITTLE SHIT.

words. ❝ hey, stop that! ❞ ❝ careful, i just got that new furniture. ❞ ❝ okay, okay, i'll do anything, just please stop tickling me ... ! ❞ ❝ god, you're such an asshole! ❞ ❝ i swear, if you do that one more time ... ❞ ❝ i didn't actually think it was that funny. ❞ ❝ aw, dammit, you broke it! ❞ ❝ you can't go 24 hours without having some kind of accident, huh? ❞ ❝ you just cheated! i watched you! ❞ ❝ if you even think about messing with me today, i will end you. ❞ ❝ are you drunk or something? because that was some of the weirdest shit i've ever heard. ❞ ❝ okay, i won't lie, that was actually pretty funny. ❞

actions. [ HEADLOCK ] — sender puts receiver in a headlock [ CHASE ] — sender chases receiver around in frustration [ RUN ] — sender runs from receiver to avoid being pranked/scared [ NUDGE ] — sender briskly nudges receiver in response to a snarky comment [ IGNORE ] — sender pretends to ignore receiver [ PULL ] — sender is dragged into pulling a prank with the sender [ CLEAN ] — sender begins cleaning receiver's mess [ WIPE ] — sender begins cleaning receiver's injuries after pulling a stunt that doesn't end well [ LEAVE ] — sender storms off in frustration after being messed with by receiver [ REVENGE ] — sender pulls a revenge prank on receiver (bonus points if a type of prank is specified!)

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"IT'S TIME FOR US TO PART WAYS" PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary

well. i guess this is it.

i thought we'd have more time together.

will i ever see you again?

we'll see each other again someday.

this isn't goodbye. it's see you later.

i don't know what i'm going to do without you.

please let me come with you.

of all the times to tell me you love me, it has to be now, right before i leave?

i've been dreading this moment.

call me if you need anything.

can't you just stay a little longer?

i wish we had more time.

i can't promise i won't come after you.

so... that's it then. you're leaving.

maybe it's a bad time to tell you i love you.

i thought you decided to stay.

i'm going to miss you more than you know.

you don't have to leave, you know.

you could stay here as long as you'd like.

i don't want to be without you.

call me when you're in town. we'll catch up.

i didn't expect this goodbye to hurt so much.

don't go. please.

don't leave without me.

i'm only holding you back by being here.

you can make it on your own just fine.

we knew this day was coming.

chin up. everything will be all right without me.

look at me. it's going to be okay.

will you miss me as much as i miss you?

i never wanted this to end.

promise me you won't come after me.

i wish we could figure out another way.

promise me you'll look after them.

i'm never going to forget your face.

don't say goodbye. i hate that word.

do you have anything to say to me before i go?

that's it? no goodbye kiss?

please reconsider your decision. we need you here.

this place won't be the same without you.

i'm never going to forget you.

we'll see each other someday.

do you think our paths will cross again?

i promise you i'll find you again.

please stay here with me.

don't let go of my hand.

i thought you told me you'd stay here.

don't make this harder than it already is.

can i hold you? one last time?

where's my goodbye hug!

take care of them for me, will you?

before you go, there's something i need to tell you.