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Does anyone older than me want to have kind of a weird problematic thing going on

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quit your job. you need to spend more time making posts that are a little too honest and personal & potentially embarassing yourself on tumblr

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"I could cut you out of my life with a snap of my fingers."

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i need something beautiful and romantic to happen to me NOW

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It's not enough to have parasocial relationships with university staff. I need to get in there myself

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Talking to younger university employees is great because they'll confirm rumors for you. YES we did get scammed out of millions of dollars (construction deal that went through). YES this building was a hospital but NO it was not a psychiatric one

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When they first taught me what a "rough draft" was, I thought that the "final draft" would be called a "smooth draft." I was ridiculed for this misconception.

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I was talking with my writing instructor on how it can be excruciating to put too much of yourself into a book and then have people read it, and she was like “I know exactly what you mean, I always have to tell my mother ‘this character isn’t based on you; their issues are not our issues, I promise.’”

and I was nodding along and going “yeah, yeah, totally” but what I’d meant was all the weird old man bdsm scenes.

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guy who invented western musical notation: so we're going 12 tones to an octave, named after letters of the alphabet. me: got it. A to L. inventor guy: that's not what i said

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every day of my life i look at roman seal rings and find another delightful and impossibly small scene that fills my heart with joy and whimsy. anyway here's a 1 cm seal ring stone of a mouse in a chariot pulled by a rooster

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Photos from my friend who is a vet tech

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Hello everyone. I have finally finished my crochet tapestry that took 7 months and spanned 1 stressful move, 1 new job, and like 4-5 depressive episodes. So now I’m going to bother everybody about it for like a while.

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shoutout to the time in 2021 I was having scary seizurelike episodes that sent me to the neurologist, after having barely slept all week due to being a nervous wreck over my symptoms and shit.

when I sat down to describe what I was going through to the (young, very soft spoken) phys assistant taking my notes I started audibly almost crying . The whole time he’s furiously working on a tablet thing that I assumed he was writing my symptoms down on

in the midst of me having a mild nervous breakdown during my monologue he slowly turns the tablet to me after closing whatever program he had open and just fuckin stare-smiles at me all placidly til I notice the wallpaper the laptop is set to— a lovingly decorated collage of Lord Farquaad from Shrek

once I noticed I stopped dead in my tracks and we sat there staring at another for a solid minute til I broke down wheeze laughing, upon which he picked up the tablet and scurried off wordlessly. I just sat there dumbfounded til the doc showed up. 10/10 doctor experience ngl

I didn’t own a phone at the time to get any proof so this my best artistic recreation

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goes to sleep in a complex and nuanced way

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what is it about the phrase “shawty like a melody in my head” that settles comfortably down in your brain for the rest of your life

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Update: a lot!!!! Woohoo 🎉 🎉🎉

“student aid estimate”

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How it feels sometimes, pt. 2