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[faramiir]

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

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They should pay me to sort objects by color and shape and size all day I'd be good at it I'd be so fucking good at it

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keeping an eye on this guy...

asking some good questions

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patch of sunlight from the window save me

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Incorrect sayings that I use so often I’ve almost forgotten that they’re not the originals:

I have bigger fish to fight

We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it

You can lead a horse to water, but if you drown it you have to walk home

Opening a can of whales

You made your bed, now shit in it

Combining the latter two into the phrase “you opened this can of whales, now lie in it”

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the point of art is not to be great but to make it transparently obvious that there is something wrong with you

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İ loved being neglected as a child…………

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reblog for larger sample size :)

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“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

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Having a dissociative disorder feels so weird BC you just kinda go from being super smart and self aware to atfdvbvdf brain melt gfcvhugfc only one brain cell left in seconds

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the epic highs and tragic lows of literally just being in my head on a perfectly normal day

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i have a lot of feelings about [guy] so i wanted to draw him but i dont really feel like drawing right now so i guess i'll just explode and die

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people not being able to finish speaking because they’re laughing at their own joke. while telling it. that’s so endearing to me. and also sexy

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you could never understand the relationship between a girl and her pile

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LOVEEE when i’m in the kitchen while someone else is cooking and they say “could you give that a stir for me?” brother. i would be HONORED to give that a stir for you

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reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to

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Curious because this is the Boring Nerd™️ website apparently so I'm interested to see if that started young.

Don't count instances where you didn't get caught, I want to hear about the stuff you did that was stupid and blatant and had repercussions.