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*cracks knuckles* i dusted off the ol’ game and am now in the mood to write. i’ve got a shit ton of stuff in my inbox that’s old, but better late than never LMAO

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consider: deputy torturing seeds family with constant call pranks and puns over the radio

Remember phones with swirly cords

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// Exactly one year and nine months after the bombs fell, Violet Seed was born //

I have wanted to commission @minilev for the longest time and, holy shit, they were worth the wait!

I can’t get over this incredibly soft piece of my favourite family 🥺 Their expressions, John holding Violet’s tiny foot, Violet’s smile. I-

Please DO NOT remove caption or repost

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TRUST. PRAY. OBEY.

Far Cry 5 [25/?]

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I absolutely love your writing and Tessa ❤️ (full disclosure, my fc5 oc is also named Tessa and has red hair, and I’ve been laughing over this coincidence for the past 10 minutes)

aaah!!! red haired girls named tessa are the best 😤 anytime you want to talk about ocs i am 100% down!

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even the ones that dont have names tbh, any fandom too

Reblog if it's okay for people to come into your askbox and ask about your OCs

Even if I’ve never spoken to them, even if I don’t know them from a hole in the wall, even if they’re on anon, people asking questions about my OCs make my day.

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i commissioned the amazing @savbakk to draw my babies, dahlia and john seed and i'm speechless! i love everything about this, it's so soft and look at them being so happy 🥺 thank you so much for this 💓

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This may be a bit self-serving, but this would be an excellent time for fanfic readers who don’t normally do so to get in the habit of leaving comments on fics.

If someone’s fic is helping you get through a tough time, tell them. Chances are, the author is going through a tough time too. Knowing that your hard work is helping someone, even if it’s years after you wrote the piece, can be a bigger bright spot in someone’s day than you might realize.

Furthermore, many authors now have more time on their hands, but like everyone else, may be battling through the mental haze of fear and uncertainty. Writing can help the writer as much as the finished product helps the reader.

A bit of positive encouragement may be just what your favorite writer needs to overcome the anxiety haze and instead rekindle their joy in telling stories, at the time when they too need it most.

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“To her surprise he was gentle. The roughness of his hands betrayed the softness of his touch. Despite being a doe in the wolf’s grasp, she had no fear.”

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lil’ sketch today, didn’t like it enough to finish.

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PICREW TIIIIME!

Deputy Tessa Rook

Jezebel “The Healer” Seed

Jax Kennedy (Cult VIP)

https://picrew.me/image_maker/256746

tagging: @deputy-sarah-sux @ja-crispea @seedlingsinner​ @deputyash​ @bluescooterbabe​ @darkphoenix-24​ @dieguzguz​ @jacobsknifeplay​ @nihildep​ @johnsrevelation​ @mel-eficent-eightyeight​ if yall wanna do it!

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I was tagged by @returnofthepd3!

Rules: Tag 9 people you’ll like to get to know better.

Favorite Color: Purple, Black, Red, and Blue.

Top 3 Ships:

Leon Kennedy/OC Tessa Michaelson (Resident Evil)

Jason Todd/OC Wisteria Isley (DC Comics)

Jacob Seed/OC Tessa Rook (Far Cry 5)

Lipstick or Chapstick: Chapstick

Last song: You’re Somebody Else by Flora Cash

Last movie: Rocketman

Currently reading: School textbooks // The Last Wish by Andrzej Sapkowski

What Food Are You Craving Right Now: Italian Sausage and Triple Whiskey Chocolate Cake. 

tagging: @seedlingsinner @dieguzguz @ja-crispea @deputy-sarah-sux @englass @nihildep @anniesburg @the--se4nce @tex-studmister

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reblogging this again so new people can see it and join if they’d like!

Tag List

if people want to be on a tag-list for my drabbles and fic postings, reblog or like this and i’ll tag your user at the end of posts so you get notified ^-^

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Can i get uhhhhh male dep cheering up a depressed/sad hurk???

Don’t You Forget About Me

wc: 666

It wasn’t Rook’s fault, really. Hurk knew that too. He’d been around Hope County and knew what an absolute shit show it was, and he also knew that despite The Resistance’s help, Rook was running a one-man show.

He couldn’t help but feel alone and neglected somehow. Up until three weeks ago, Dep always managed to find a spare moment to spend with Hurk. Whether they were sitting in Sharky’s trailer smoking a joint and drinking beer, blowing shit up that belonged to the cult, or slipping away to have some intimacy, Rook always made time for Hurk.

But he hadn’t lately, so Hurk was standing outside of Sharky’s trailer with a beer balanced on his leg that was perched upon a tree stump, and shooting his empties with a slingshot the deputy had given to him.

Hurk picked up his beer and took a long drink, swallowed, then sighed. He re-set the bottle until he was sure it wouldn’t fall off his leg, then re-aimed his slingshot at the bottles lined up on a busted up fence.

“God damn it! I’ma shoot those Peggies all to hell.” Hurk shouted as he missed the first bottle, his sudden movement also causing the half-full beer on his leg to fall and spill in the dirt. He tossed his slingshot to the ground and kicked the now empty bottle at his feet.

Hurk felt his chest tighten and his eyes started to burn. He didn’t cry very often, it was something his dad had criticized him for since he was a kid. But Hurk had kept his sensitive personality throughout his life.

“Hurk?” He heard a familiar voice from behind him as a car door slammed shut, and Hurk tried to wipe the tears from his eyes without his visitor noticing.

“Oh, hehe, uh, heya Dep. What are you doing here?” He tried to keep his voice upbeat so Rook wouldn’t notice anything wrong with him. It was one thing to feel like Rook was too busy for him, but Hurk didn’t want to add any more stress to his plate by telling him.

“Looking for you. What are you doing out here? I’ve been looking everywhere for you, Hurk.” The deputy’s boots crunched on the dirt leading up to Sharky’s trailer. Hurk stood completely still, his head slightly hung, and his back to the deputy.

“I just needed some alone time, I guess.” Hurk shrugged and toed the dirt he’d been staring at for the last thirty seconds. He turned around when he felt a tap on his shoulder and found Rook holding out his slingshot and a newly opened bottle of beer.

“I’m sorry I haven’t been around as much. We spent a lot of time together for a bit, and then…duty called. I don’t know if that’s what’s bothering you, but it’s been on my mind. I’ve missed you the whole time since I left.” Rook had a sad, lopsided smile on his face. Hurk always loved the deputy’s smiles, they were never the picture-perfect kind. Sometimes they looked a bit forced, he showed too many teeth, his lip would curl weird.

“It was. It was what was botherin’ me, yeah. I jus’ got so used to you bein’ around that, I don’t know, when you left it felt like I didn’t matter anymore.” Hurk took the slingshot and beer from Rook, the corner of his lips tilted into a ghost of a smile.

“You will always matter to me, Hurk. No matter what I’m doing or which part of the damned County I am in. You will always be in the back of my mind.” Rook slung an arm over Hurk’s shoulders and pulled him into a brief kiss, and Hurk felt the sadness lift off his chest. 

It would probably come around the next time Rook needed to go somewhere without Hurk, but that wasn’t something he wanted to worry about right now.

“I love you, Hurk.”

“I love you too, Rook.”

tag list: @schafal @elizabethlynn99 @noviiko @fiendinthenight @thecreepypeeper @caminante-no-hay-camino90 @thecultofedensgate @talkingshitpost @atomic-bomn @sharkybabe9 @hollymelissawrites @argetlam007 @thirstyforjohnseed @jacobseedcullstheherd @the--se4nce

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commissions (updated!) ❀ ✿

hey everyone! they never closed but i’m putting out an updated post about my commissions and their status!

i want to start by saying that requests are still open along with commissions. you can request things for free until the day i die. they will just be prioritized after commissions.

i also do other fandoms other than far cry! shoot me a message with a list of fandoms or a fandom you want and we can discuss things!

Commissions are just for those who want more detail, a plot tailored to their desires or a specific/higher word count! I have PayPal and Venmo, along with KO-FI.

Some need-to-knows for my commissions:

- commissions ONLY are where you have more control over the plot. for example, if you want to insert a specific oc, free requests will be the general character descriptions, such as the ones I’ve done so far!

- if you have an oc you’d like written into a certain story or an extremely detailed plot, shoot me a DM or email me at megan.hamner99@gmail.com with specifics of the things you’d like to see in the commission, character details so that i can accurately write the character, and any other details! we’ll discuss it until we’re in agreement about the info i have!

- commissions get priority over requests, but are done in the order they come in. if you ever want to know the wait ahead of you, just ask or shoot me a DM for how many commissions i have at that current point in time.

- average pricing is $1 USD for 100 words ($10 for every 1,000 words. for example, if something is 4,000 words, you’d pay $40. but if something is 2,000, you’d pay $20. pricing may change depending on the details, but i’m always willing to work things out! the pricing has unfortunately gone up because i’m trying to put myself through college and jobs are scarce in my area! 

- i will not write rape/non-con, incest, or adult x minor sexual/romantic relationships.

- i will write: polyseed/character, darker themes (upon discussion and approval), NSFW, and many other things! just ask! i also do other characters other than the Seeds! your wish is my command!

everything can be discussed! don’t be afraid and just shoot me an e-mail or a DM! happy days fellow sinners!

- HERE IS MY MASTERLIST FOR REFERENCES IF NEEDED! COMMISSIONS WILL BE MORE DETAILED AND EDITED THAN THESE!

- This is the closest example I have of a commission!

Take My Hand

- THESE ARE SOME OF MY MOST POPULAR WORKS!

Come to Me –– I Can’t Live With Myself –– Tired and Haggard –– Anywhere But Here

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Why I love Far Cry 5 fandom

Ya’ll trying to see good in cult heralds; research and analyse their past and motives (remember that cool theory about left-handed John?)

YES, almost all of us started as thirsty thots, we are unclean with sin of Lust, but still)

Most of you don’t want to kill Seeds (rather arrest them and get help), don’t want all this violence. I know, it’s an action shooter game and that’s the whole point of fun - a lot of players wanted a non-violent way to resolve the story even BEFORE getting to the ending with Joseph’s speech about Pride and Wrath that breaks the 4th wall.

And fans want ‘join the Eden’s Gate’ option, want to see the situiation from cultist’s point of view, and I think all this is really great - open mindedness and kindness