Cuno doesn't give a shit about material shit. Cuno's a fucking monk!
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Miquella x Malenia (or MalMiq)
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Sometimes a person really wants to leave their message last, so they will definitely say something that is supposed to offend you at the end of conversation, like "touch the grass" or "get real friends" so it is best to refrain from responding and choose the right option <3
#nvm they even deleted they replies to me#I am kinda surprised I am not blocked yet#but what I am gonna do with that info? nothing#personal stuff?? nothing personal on this hell of website
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Raider x Ironeye Y’all
People out here making ship art of Wylder and Ironeye, and I guess I get it—but I also don’t. Like, I’m gay, but I just don’t see the appeal 😭. Are we not going to talk about how, besides the Iron Menial, Ironeye is the only other guy who cheers Raider on and gets excited about his accomplishments? He even tries to joke with him, but it’s so awkward because Ironeye has this deep, gravelly, monotone voice. Like—this dude is an assassin from a globally feared organization, but here he is, fan-girling over Daddy Black Claw.
#absolutely right#there is no explanation for Wylder x Ironeye besides they are both men and look like only yaoi ship for normies
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That's basically Guardian's ult
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Broken wings and broken hearts.
I'm so normal about Guardian and Recluse.
#WE NEED A NAME FOR THIS SHIP AAAAAAAAA#elden ring nightreign#nightreign guardian#nightreign recluse
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Martyr Logarius (Bloodborne)
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I told @saxspielercaderface i was being bullied on tiktok for saying I shipped recluse and guardian and she made me this
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Micolash x Rom (or MicoRom)
context: Rom, remaining the only barrier capable of concealing the madness of Nightmare of Mensis, is also addressed by Micolash himself, as the madman prays to repeat her ascended fate. Their narrative connection does not yet end only here. Some people believe the two studied in Byrgenwerth with Laurence and Caryll, some believe they used to be affiliated with the Choir, and sometimes it is both. There are multiple hints to be found to base these ideas of.
#yeah!#i disliked rom at first first playthrough#than i saw how much sense was put into this character#couldn't ship her with Micolash at first because my first Rom was too innocent for me to be horny about it#now I have my own Rom who is kinda onlifans(tm) but she is self confident cocky and autistic a bit#and also Micolash's sister somehow#and they would do incest ofc#sort of love/hate
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Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All-Knowing (Elden Ring)
Datamined by Zullie the Witch!
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happy pride hoonters
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Feel free to ignore if this is too discourse-y, but if you want spill the tea on the holyvicar hate 👀
I've been in the mood enough lately to talk negatively about anything without being embarrassed or afraid that someone won't be interested/dislike it, so if you want my opinion on such matters, I'm always here!
1) I hate Laurence-femboys (which is MOSTLY part of the ship). Really, I can't see him as a long-haired handsome man anymore, it makes me sick. Head of a church, grown man, scientist - everywhere he looks like a 16 year old onlifans guy. I think it's so disgusting mostly because of the abundance of same interpretations of the character. For some reason, everyone chose the most obvious sexualization of all possible. And I'm not even saying that the statue in Research Hall is most likely him. So Laurence is probably canonically bearded. I'm not saying anything at all, I just don't like it
2) The ship is too obvious. Plus, the knight/lord type in its full sense doesn't fit here. See, I believe Ludwig was willing to die for the head of the church, but I don't believe there could have been room for sweet romance and such. Maybe for Gascoigne/Viola. But not for two male(!) most important people in the Church
Holyvicar looks like Naruto/Sasuke for me. And it's The MAIN pair of this fucking swamp of a fandom
3) I don't even know what the discourse is about. I just hate the moment when I decided to open a random Ludwig/Laurence fanfic and read a completely unrelated sketch where again someone is fucking someone on drugs or two characters from a gothic setting are acting like 13 year old girls in love (in the most bad way you can think of 13 y/o girls)
4) I don't know if I'd be this angry if I'd never been in the fandom. Probably not.
5) Most people here have probably never seen real grown men and have no idea of their behavior. I can feel it.
#Thanks to polls about ships and characters I realised that I hate so many ships#I sincerely believed that it's all fine because hey people can think what they want#yeah they sure can#and i can have opinion#it's just shit what they sometimes think
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Laurence x Ludwig (Holyvicar or Laulu)
#dislike/hate/avoid#I can imagine why and how but ugh#there's nothing more disgusting than the fandom's portrayal of this couple
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This is another short comic I decided to create. This time, this is about Gehrman’s final moments and his escape from the Hunter’s Dream by the help of the Hunter.
Enjoy.
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Happy birthday! I send yee good vibes!
*vibes beam! Pew Zap Ka-chow!*
Thank you! <3
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FAREEHA HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYY!!! 25 = age of peak. I hope you are thriving and enjoying a beautiful cake made of eyes 🖤🖤
YAY thank you!! It's really peak! I'm one step closer to becoming a milf and have best time to enjoy games, eat sweets and etc
I HAVE A CAKE MADE OF FISH CHECK MY BLOG LMAOO
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Fareeeehaaaaa!!!!!! Haaaapy Birthdaaay!!!! I'm so glad you're here and that I met you. You're a wonderful and positive person! I wish you all the best!!!!! ❤

THE PICTURE AHAHAGAGAGAHHAA
Thank you!!! <3 :D I am also happy that we are friends. Bestie!!! <3
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Oh shite happy Bday! 🎂
( @izunias-meme-hole )
Thanks a lot, Izunia!!
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