farflypants
farflypants
Sentient flying trousers
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35 | They/Them | Sometimes I make art. The results are... debatable (I'm not very good at this yet), but they make me smile and hopefully it might make someone else smile too! Art Blog: https://farflypantsartpile.tumblr.com/ Comic: https://imnobetterutau.tumblr.com/
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farflypants · 4 hours ago
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(Deltarune Chapter 3 Spoilers)
So. About Ramb.
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Excerpt from the "Grillby's Rogues' Gallery" Newsletter comic:
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I can't even begin to guess at the implications of this.
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farflypants · 12 hours ago
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SLENDER review
Gameplay: Epic, but could be epicer.
I give it 4.5 out of 5 Dashies. 
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farflypants · 12 hours ago
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I can tell youre knitting with no love in your heart i can see the hateful intentions in every stitch.
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farflypants · 12 hours ago
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@sonicpridecorner day 1: Realization
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farflypants · 12 hours ago
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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farflypants · 12 hours ago
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farflypants · 12 hours ago
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i miss tv
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farflypants · 12 hours ago
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farflypants · 12 hours ago
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blood is basically the most normal thing for a sword to hunger for. if a sword gained sentience and started asking me for blood i'd be like yeah i thought you might say that
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farflypants · 12 hours ago
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farflypants · 12 hours ago
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they are husbands guys tony fox told me
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farflypants · 12 hours ago
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farflypants · 12 hours ago
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I'm giving you a night call to tell you how I feel
Ft. Asgore Gosling or something
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farflypants · 12 hours ago
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PLANET EARTH III 2023, Episode 02: Ocean - featuring the Pearl Octopus
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farflypants · 21 hours ago
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The phrase “due process” has been coming up a lot in the news lately, and it seems like way too many people somehow don’t know what it means
I’ve heard people say that only US citizens are entitled to due process. I’ve heard people say that you don’t deserve due process if you’ve broken the law. If you’re in the country illegally, if you’re a member of a gang, if you’ve committed a violent crime. The problem with putting any condition on due process is that
“due process” is just the process of finding stuff out.
Due process is finding out what your name is, your citizenship/legal status, your gang membership, your criminal history. Due process is finding out whether you’ve committed a crime, based on what evidence and defense is presented to a court. (I do believe due process also includes fair sentencing, ie after it’s determined that you have committed a crime, then there’s a process to determine what your punishment should be; but this rant is about the “finding out” part)
If we grant that any particular category of people isn’t entitled to due process in the US, how do we find out whether someone belongs to that category without first applying due process? without due process, police can just point at anyone they want and say “they’re a gang member, arrest them,” and then never check whether they are in fact a gang member.
due process is not some privilege reserved for respectable law-abiding US citizens. due process is how we find out who you are and what you’ve done, instead of just going by “trust me bro.” without due process, there’s nothing to stop you - the person reading this - from being deported on a whim without ever getting a chance to say “but I’m not a criminal”
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farflypants · 21 hours ago
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🫶 my Her 🫶
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farflypants · 21 hours ago
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I don’t really know what this means I just really like tuna crabs
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