23 | She/Her | Bi | Musician I Guess | wannabe
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the concept of platonic marriage is so appealing ngl. you mean i can marry whoever i want, get tax benefits and a roommate AND i don't have to worry about them thinking i'm unattractive? king shit
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i was seeing all these little blue flowers everywhere and kept thinking "dang what are these bitches, i can't remember..." well guess what. they were fuckin forget-me-nots. can't believe i failed step fucking 1, the hot girls on iNaturalist are going to laugh at me and i'm gonna flunk out of hobby botany school.
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Decided to do something a bit different. A local blue-collar worker finds a little feisty blue hedgehog and adopts him :)
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MAY 27TH THIS YEAR IS ON A TUESDAY THIS WAS REALLY OUR TRINDEL TUESDAY OHMYGOSH
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haven't done my work but i did draw myself not doing my work. and the specter. not sure how this helps
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this world aint all cookies n cream little fella

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laundry, dishes, dog walks, taxes, eating, sleeping, breathing, dusting, calling your mom, going to work, washing the car and watering the plants all has to be done over and over and over again so why would finding happiness be any different
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ghost hunting team that keep a nonbeliever named steve around as an emergency supernatural suppressant
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If you are a vampire NEVER feed from someone named Richard. 400 fucking years and everyone still calls me Dick Sucker
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