23 | She/Her | Bi | Musician I Guess | wannabe
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divorce themed restaurant menu
dessert: CUSTARDy Battle
yeah that's all i've got so far sorry
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this beautiful, ice cold, mana potion looking water
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I got the words "jacuzzi" and "Yakuza" mixed up
Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.
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something has burned away in the darkness while no one was watching. -1 something
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hey man this is a fight to the death. why are you bricked up rn
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playing stupid games i can't wait to see what kind of prizes they have
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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
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it’s just me and my barely charged phone against the world
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I fear My Princess is beginning to become unmanageable. I have pledged my unending fealty to her, and I stand guard outside of her chambers both night and day.
My duty, however, is not the issue—My Lady has… become fond of leaving kisses upon my helm and gauntlets when she passes to enter her chambers. I fear she is able to hear the way my heart echoes in my armor.
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