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So the side characters for Bryce’s route are his twin brother and his dad 😏

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Why are the majority of dad/son fics on ao3 rape fics? Where are the sweet and tender glances? The blushing awkwardness? The tentative displays of timid affection? The terrifying moment of realization and the subsequent defeated acceptance that they’ll live the rest of their lives holding this secret to their chest, stealing moments to misinterpret as fuel for the quiet candle of their feelings? The joy like flowers sprouting through melting snow when they realize their feelings are reciprocated? WHERE IS THE LOVE!!!

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Level Up the Bottom class.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Stardew Valley (Video Game) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kent/Sam (Stardew Valley), Demetrius/Sebastian (Stardew Valley), Alex/George (Stardew Valley), Alex/Shane (Stardew Valley) Characters: Kent (Stardew Valley), Sam (Stardew Valley), Demetrius (Stardew Valley), Sebastian (Stardew Valley), George (Stardew Valley), Shane (Stardew Valley), Alex (Stardew Valley), Male Player (Stardew Valley) Additional Tags: Incest, Parent/Child Incest, Father/Son Incest, Grandfather/Grandson Incest, step-father/step-son incest, can’t even behin to emphasize how much this is incest, Anal Sex, Sounding, Object Insertion, Oral Sex, Cock Warming, Spitroasting, Fisting, Anal Fisting, Exhibitionism, Voyeurism, if i missed a tag y’all better let me know in the comments Summary:

Father’s Day falls on a Sunday. It’s been months since Alex renovated the back room of the Saloon. In the spirit of giving, Gus hosts a celebration.

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I love the internet because every so often I get reminded about toothcup. Dragon x rider, best friends and soulmates, a bridge between worlds. They understand each other in ways no one else can; they’re not whole without each other. They meet young, go through the awkward stages of puberty and yearly mating cycles together. They get weird looks from everyone so they have to be more secretive with their affections. When it inevitably turns sexual, there’s the comfort that even though they’re regarded as outsiders by their own kind (toothless as the last of his species, hiccup as an oddball) they still have each other. And also size difference and knotting and hemipenes and just. They really have it all.

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Oh nooooo Father’s Day is this Sunday and I don’t have anything planned 😨

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Paul Rumsey (b. 1953) - Untitled

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This is 26 minutes of father-son sex audio

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Are we allowed to request fics? Cause I dream of more dog stuff from you! That Alex/Dusty fic is a fave of mine to reread again and again.

You and I are in the same boat, I also dream of more dog stuff from myself ✌️😔

Here, have a relevant image

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THE FOLLOWING IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK:

Jean walking back to his cot, happens upon Eren dressing.

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ty oomf for reminding me of this legendary interview

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Sam knows Emily has noticed him perving on Kent so he passes her a slightly larger tip than usual to keep quiet about it. Joke’s on him, she’s a massive fujoshi and she’s going to do whatever she can to get those two together. Next week, she spills a drink on Sam’s shirt so he has to take it off or else be cold and sticky the whole night.

Kent doesn’t understand why, but the way that Pam is looking at his son makes him feel odd so he gives Sam his military jacket to cover up. That’ll show everyone who Sam belongs to. And his kid looks… it’s big on him, but he looks good like this. He downs another beer to calm the weird feeling in his chest. It doesn’t help.

Sam is warm and surrounded by the smell of his dad and rock hard under the table and he doesn’t know that this was orchestrated but he’s not going to waste this chance! He tells Kent he’s heading home early and jerks off in his bedroom with his nose pressed to the collar of the jacket, drunk off the smell of his dad’s sweat as he cums into his fist over and over again

Sam eyeing up the beer bottle that Kent is drinking from, watching as the condensation gathers between his thick fingers and runs down the neck into the corners of his dad’s mouth as he tilts his head back to down another swallow. When his dad gets up to grab another one from the bar, he takes the empty bottle from the table and heads to the bathroom to fuck himself open with it, dizzy with lust from the idea of his dad’s indirect kiss reaching so deep inside him

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Sam eyeing up the beer bottle that Kent is drinking from, watching as the condensation gathers between his thick fingers and runs down the neck into the corners of his dad’s mouth as he tilts his head back to down another swallow. When his dad gets up to grab another one from the bar, he takes the empty bottle from the table and heads to the bathroom to fuck himself open with it, dizzy with lust from the idea of his dad’s indirect kiss reaching so deep inside him

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The only reason to date a boy in this day and age is to meet his family and get introduced to his dad who is a little awkward and clearly repressed with a cherry ripe for picking