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"WHUMPEE! What do you have in your (hand/pocket/shirt/mouth)?!"

Caretaker intentionally setting things out to be "stolen"

I like whumpees that steal. Little scrawny street rat types.

Rogues are my favorite dnd class couldn't you tell.

But I like seeing whumpers having to check their pockets after visiting or being around whumpee. Whumper telling whumpee to drop whatever they took. Whumper jumping as they didn't quite hear whumpee enter the room (and then putting a bell on them or something). A whumpee who knows their way around a house at night, snooping around whumper's stuff, taking food when they hadn't had dinner as punishment.

Whumpers having to triple lock whumpee because how the FUCK do you keep getting out of these. Caretakers politely asking if they can have their things back, but also jumping when whumpee comes in the room. Whumpees noticing this and once they trust caretaker enough announcing their presence.

Just sneaky whumpees who have the street smarts. Whumpees that are nimble and fast but easy to over power. Whumpees who can hide things, and themselves.

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putting him in my mouth

tiny vampire being threatened with a toothpick

that's it that's the post press the send button

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Target audience reached

Fuck you *un-conditions your whumpee*

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Fuck you *un-conditions your whumpee*

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valid as hell of him, charms belong on everything

Liz: "How could you kill those hunters?"

Bellamy: "You don't understand, they were torturing my bestie!"

sdhksdfkhgkdhfg

you KNOW bellamy starts using the word bestie when that starts being popular in the few decades. honestly, probably after it's been popular for a while. he's late to the party. bellamy still uses a flip phone in 2023. with charms

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this may be intended for a whumper, but consider this from a whumpee. Imagine just. The buildup of rage, all ending in this statement. Perfectly calm, flat voice too.

Your whump word(s) of the day

“You touch me again, you’re not getting that hand back.”

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SO YOU DON'T GET ELECTROCUTED

Learning truly horrifying things about Brazil today

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........I have never heard of that

how I've always known it to work is that water from outside goes into the boiler tank, where it gets heated in a big tub by what's pretty much a big stove. Then it goes from the boiler tank into the pipes in the walls

Learning truly horrifying things about Brazil today

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So this Kane guy likes to bite people huh? What if I... *bites him* *bites him* *bites him* *bite-

content: vampire whumpee, whumper turned whumpee

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"Hey, what if I just fucking bit it? See how it likes it for once." one of the hunters suggested, albeit with a joking air to his voice.

Kane remained silent. It would be far less painful than many other things the hunters could do to him, and he knew that above everything, he would definitely deserve it.

"It'd be kinda gross, though." the hunter's friend commented.

As if me oozing blood and guts everywhere isn't?

Maybe it was a human thing. Maybe their kind just found biting gross. Kane wondered if that was how his human had felt every single night he'd bitten him.

After a bit more back and forth, the hunter did settle on biting him. Kane stayed still and obedient as he craned his neck to the side, a strange feeling of nostalgia encompassing him. He'd never expected to be on the other side of this interaction.

The hunter's teeth were blunt. He was human, after all. But he bit down hard, and Kane's malnourished skin stretched thinly over his bones, and he broke the skin quickly enough.

Kane gasped in pain at the same time that the hunter did.

"Ugh!" the hunter pulled back in disgust, spitting Kane's own blood back on him. "That's fucking rancid!"

For some reason, that stung. He couldn't even be prized for delicious blood like a human would. He was detestable in every way one could be detested.

His train of thought was interrupted by a swift kick to the side, sending him careening to the floor.

"I'm s-sorry, sir." he apologized quietly, curling up and cowering on the floor.

"Whatever. Ugh, I gotta wash this shit out." The hunter left, his friend laughing about how it was an idiotic move as she followed, the cell door clanging shut behind her.

Kane raised a hand to his neck, feeling the bite wound. It didn't hurt much in comparison to his usual torments, but it did hurt. His own bites likely hurt much worse, he figured. He had fangs, after all.

It made sense why the human had always been asking for pain relief medication, even before he'd started with the beatings.

"I'm sorry," he whispered. But the human would never hear his words.

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I'll write the second chapter of 738's story soon I promise

Tomorrow I'll be back at my PC, which will allow me to mass-tag, clear my askbox, and write better

Then I'll post chapter 2

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Surgery without the proper equipment my beloved

Whiskey and fishing line and scraps of cloth and lighters

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I blame watching "home alone" as many times as I did for me being a whump writer

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whumpees who don't understand

Who think everything happening to them is normal

Who believe every lie they're told

Who don't have any memories, even fragmented ones, of freedom, or who never experienced it at all

Who are affectionate and friendly towards everyone

Who aren't scared because they don't see anything to fear, only a normal part of life

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for real, shoutout to wolfeyedwitch for being the first. A hero and a pioneer.

I love when you can see Trends in the whump community- like the one I’m seeing right now is vampires, but I’ve been around here long enough to have seen other ones. They’re so much better than other types of trends, cause instead of being all like “if you don’t do this you’re not cool anymore” it’s just “you did this!! I liked it! I’m gonna do it too!” and then someone else pops up and says “I liked what you did! I’m gonna also do that!” and in the end it just gives everybody more content to love and more motivation to write and we all end up really happy.

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Or when you have the MOTIVATION to write, you WANT to write, you have IDEAS, but you sit there with your draft open and realize how tired you are after several minutes of not being able to spell correctly

the WORST thing is knowing exactly what you want to happen next and how you want it to go but you don’t know how to start it

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please read this if you haven't yet, as it's the only real writing I have up on this blog so far and should give you a pretty good feel for my writing style

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dumb awful groat man Kasia

For a whumper he's very whumpable.

Polish people would definitely make fun of Kasia's name if he'd go to poland. Not only it's a girl's name but also the way you said it's pronounced sounds exactly the same as a type of food (groats?). I promise it's not hate, i just found it funny lol

absolutely no offence taken, dont worry

I realised halfway through the story that its totally a girls name. I WISH I could find the website again that listed it as a boys name!!!!!

now I just go through life waiting for the occasional Pole to notice hahaha

groats. groat man. silly groat man Kasia