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Bestairum Vocabulum, or, a Cryptozoological Compendium

Plate 7: Ozark Howler

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Catgirls out, catwomen in

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Peace & paradise

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I just wish I was there

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“Who needs pants?? it’s gets in the way when you wanna work the farm”

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xaallo​:

“ Old buck, you probably can’t even wipe your own ass anymore.” Xaallo chuffs back. His fire flees. The other buck is a father? “ My cohort would pull you and yours apart”

“ But I’m a merciful margaven. Your children get to keep their father. Lucky you.”

Doesn’t seem scared, maybe for his kids?? yeah. But mates?? Mainly that Novakid, he knows his cohorts in safer hands. “Reverting back to taunts and threats, ‘golden child’? Fine so be it, guess ain’t much worth talkin to an hi-anus buck. ya’re so merciful your honor, thank you for letting me live. Now get, don’t wanna see ya mug here!”

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Sighs... “It’s like I can still hear Kna-pa today.~ Getting bristly over the high families-”

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xaallo​:

“ Immature fawn, the fool is you. Do you think people wouldn’t come and collect me? Meanwhile, who’s going to collect your corpse?”

“Oh is that supposed to make me, a mate and father of three natives of this forest, scared? Worried? To what, huh, your blind as fuck lackies? This immature fawn prolly got more luck than you.”  Chuffs with a cocky smile, “Actually do it, maybe I’ll wipe the whole line with ya dumb ass decision.”

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@xaallo​: I WILL LITERALLY LAND MY SHIP ON YOU GRANDPA

“And get stuck here too, huh knot muncher?? our greatest royal family continues to prove that there’s ain’t nothing goin on between those antlers!”

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“If it weren’t for the strange laws of these lands boy, I’d gore ya on these trees ya for our kind many times over- Do not test me!”

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[[ Tada!~ Knamaari Tih’Vulah in the flesh!!

-12′7″ and around 2′000 pounds, a buck!  smells like an orange cream icecream, roughly in his late 50′s before his disappearance.

- voice canon!~ (joel from last of us!) -”Possibly” where Oluu got her temperament & burly body from in the gene cesspool that’s in Dye!(god did that novakid got around) Sweetest buck you can meet, unless you’re one of the high margaven families especially the Hifrandius fam! He just gets bitter at the mention of em, will want to nip any talk of them or the bugs in the butt if possible. -acts alot like how a Taurus is described, down to earth slow to anger, but once he’s angry he stays angry for a while. Might ignight right back up again if the source of his anger is brought up or shown!

-Doesn’t have a pouch but is seen using a skirt(or belly bag) to act as one, none of his mates had it and he’d be hard press to not let his fawns feel the joys of being pouched -Has a bit of a lisp because of his broken lower jaw and exposed scar on the corner of his mouth, never bother to correct it soon enough. Likes to keep it that way cuz it’s the only thing he still got from his cohorts after they messily parted ways - the Tih’Vulah fam is known for their blue-ish scales and antlers with the clashing red/orange furs! Clashers to Dancers(maybe some war-dancers) were about equal but the dancers here tend to act like clashers regardless of their morph. -Was very vocal to the point of scaring Oluu (and maybe Raal?) that if they have fawns of their own, those fawns are gonna get snatched up by other margs or the brain bugs if they weren’t careful. Which... He isn’t wrong, but he made it sound like the moment they lay an egg an egg snatcher will be right there to take it away from them. Also then again Oluu isn’t really good with scary stuff-

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junji ito

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coupla recipes from a gardening book i checked out that i am definitely trying.